Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Barney the Purple Dinosaur


The Top Ten

1 Never Air On TV Again

They already cancelled it.

Its not on anymore

It got a reboot last year

It does on Saturdays on my T.V.

V 1 Comment
2 Eric Cartman Kicks Him In the Purple Nuts

So Barney Doesn't Molest Kids Anymore

Aren't his nuts green? - Mcgillacuddy

Or should I say "right in the purple grapes"

3 Put Tape On His Mouth

I love you
You love me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
Chase him to the sea
And push him off the shore
No more purple dinosaur! - HelloWhyImHere2

4 Throw Him In a Tornado
5 Put Him In Jail

He is in jail actually.

When did that happen?

6 Barney gets Cancer
7 Put Him On South Park
8 The Kids Stop Loving Him
9 Burn Him
10 Elmo Shoots Barney

The Newcomers

? Thanos disintegrates him

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber Sings to Him
12 Arrest Him
13 Hang Him
14 Barney Jumps off the One World Trade Center
15 Throw Him In Cow Poop
16 He Catches Ebola
17 He Burns to Death
18 Boo the Dog Sucks On Barney's Head Then Swallows It
19 Barney Farts on a Show


20 Take Him to a Therapist
21 Dies
22 Tell Him to Listen to Justin Bieber
23 Barney has a date with a serial killer
24 No More Singing the Corny Love Song
25 Order Him To Be Executed By Big Bird
26 Tristan from Yu Gi Oh steals his voice
27 Power Rangers take down Barney

Kicked in the purple grapes

28 Spongebob Kills Barney

Spongebob is way better than Barney! I would love to see this!

29 Make It So That He Only Sings Songs by Eminem

That would be awesome plus then I would watch the show more.

30 Sanjay Farts in his Face and Kills Him

I hate both shows

31 Teen Titans take down Barney
32 Someone Pelts Him With Rocks
33 Explode his head by giving him a hard math problem

1222+3000 DEAD!

123 + 5575 = Dead!

34 He Gets Blasted
35 He Becomes a Zombie
36 Barney gets Falcon Punched and lands on Jupiter
37 He Falls Into A Sarlacc Pit
38 Have the First Batch of Kids (from 1992) File a Law Suit Against Him
39 Elmo Shoots Baby Bop With a Shot Gun

This list is about Barney, not Baby Bop...
But that's a good idea though..

40 Star Butterfly casts a spell on him and he disappears

I hate both shows - Fabricitem

41 Barney Makes Fun of Elmo and Elmo Beats Him Up
42 Nuke Him
43 Gets Burned in a Forest Fire
44 Force Him to Listen to Gilgar13Vids
45 Force Him to Watch Pewdipie
46 Let Skydoesminecraft's SkyArmy Threaten His Life
47 He Gets Accused of Raping the Kids
48 Ed, Edd, n Eddy Steal Barney's Funds and Spend it on Jawbreakers
49 He gets eaten by a Titan (Attack On Titan)
50 Throw him into The Grand Canyon
PSearch List

Related Lists

Top Ten TopTenners Who Should Like Barney the Dinosaur Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Barney the Dinosaur In Person Top Ten Users of TheTopTens that Shouldn't Like Barney the Dinosaur Top 10 Movies Barney the Dinosaur Would Die In Top Ten Games Barney the Dinosaur Would Die In

List Stats

200 votes
216 listings
3 years, 356 days old

Top Remixes (4)

1. Never Air On TV Again
2. Eric Cartman Kicks Him In the Purple Nuts
3. Throw Him In a Tornado
1. Arrest Him
2. Barney Jumps off the One World Trade Center
3. Barney gets Cancer
1. Barney gets Cancer
2. Burn Him
3. Elmo Shoots Barney

View All 4

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.