Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Barney the Purple Dinosaur


The Top Ten

1 Never Air On TV Again

They already cancelled it.

Its not on anymore

It does on Saturdays on my T.V.

When Barney stops airing, I HAVE GOT TO HAVE A PARTY!

2 Eric Cartman Kicks Him In the Purple Nuts

So Barney Doesn't Molest Kids Anymore

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3 Throw Him In a Tornado

From an Airplane? - Ededdneddyfan55

4 Put Tape On His Mouth
5 Put Him In Jail

He is in jail actually.

When did that happen?

6 Put Him On South Park
7 Barney gets Cancer
8 The Kids Stop Loving Him
9 Burn Him
10 Justin Bieber Sings to Him

The Contenders

11 Elmo Shoots Barney
12 Hang Him
13 Throw Him In Cow Poop

Cow Poop is Disgusting...

But I bet he will like it, BECAUSE HE'S STUPID! - Ededdneddyfan55

14 He Catches Ebola
15 He Burns to Death
16 Take Him to a Therapist
17 Dies
18 Tell Him to Listen to Justin Bieber
19 No More Singing the Corny Love Song
20 Order Him To Be Executed By Big Bird
21 Tristan from Yu Gi Oh steals his voice
22 Power Rangers take down Barney

Kicked in the purple grapes

23 Make It So That He Only Sings Songs by Eminem

That would be awesome plus then I would watch the show more.

24 Spongebob Kills Barney
25 Sanjay Farts in his Face and Kills Him

I hate both shows

26 Someone Pelts Him With Rocks
27 He Gets Blasted
28 Barney gets Falcon Punched and lands on Jupiter
29 Have the First Batch of Kids (from 1992) File a Law Suit Against Him
30 Elmo Shoots Baby Bop With a Shot Gun

This list is about Barney, not Baby Bop...
But that's a good idea though..

31 Star Butterfly casts a spell on him and he disappears

I hate both shows - Fabricitem

32 Barney Makes Fun of Elmo and Elmo Beats Him Up
33 Nuke Him
34 Gets Burned in a Forest Fire
35 Force Him to Listen to Gilgar13Vids
36 Force Him to Watch Pewdipie
37 Let Skydoesminecraft's SkyArmy Threaten His Life
38 He Gets Accused of Raping the Kids
39 Ed, Edd, n Eddy Steal Barney's Funds and Spend it on Jawbreakers
40 He gets eaten by a Titan (Attack On Titan)
41 Throw him into The Grand Canyon
42 Barney Farts on a Show

Barney the Dinosaur Should be called Fartney the Purple Naked Stupid Abomination. - Ededdneddyfan55

43 BarneytheDinosaurRocks Stops loving Him

This made laugh hard

44 Shave All of His Fur and Put Him On Almost Naked Animals

Umm, Barney doesn't have fur because he's a dinosaur and dinosaurs are reptiles and reptiles don't have fur. - Murvine_Taylor

45 Homer Simpson Shoots Him in the Nuts
46 Barney Jumps off the One World Trade Center
47 Replace "Love" with "Hate" in the I Love You song

I have actually sang the parody about killing Barney before. - Murvine_Taylor

48 Say That Barney and His Dino Friends Are Addicted to Plastic Surgery
49 Tell Barney That You Hate Him
50 Say That Barney Has No Friends
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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. Never Air On TV Again
2. Eric Cartman Kicks Him In the Purple Nuts
3. Throw Him In a Tornado
1. Barney gets Cancer
2. Burn Him
3. Elmo Shoots Barney
1. Never Air On TV Again
2. Eric Cartman Kicks Him In the Purple Nuts
3. Put Tape On His Mouth


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