Best King of the Hill Quotes
The Top Ten
1 I'll tell you what. - Hank Hill
The best recurring joke of the show.
2 I'll sell propane and propane accessories, I'll you what. Shut up, Dale! - Bobby Hill acting like Hank Hill
I laughed so hard when I first heard this. it's hilarious.
3 Hey. - Buckley
4 That boy ain't right. - Hank Hill
It's 60 and the boy just isn't right.
Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose.
5 Chicken butt. - Buckley
6 Min look. Bobby Hill marrying redneck cousin. Ha! I was right! You owe me five dollars! In your face! - Khan
From one of the greatest episodes.
7 He doesn't have a hostage. 'Rusty Shakleford' is the name he orders pizza with. - Hank Hill
8 I'll tell you what, man, I don't get anymore dang ol' free time, man. It's just work, Bill, work, Bill, work, Bill. I'll just take a dang ol' bullet into my head, man. - Boomhauer
9 Guns don't kill people; the government does. - Dale Gribble
I'm shocked Pocket Sand wasn't here
10 Quit screwing with my mower John Redcorn. Now get in there in start massaging my wife. - Dale Gribble
The Contenders
11 My shins got blown off by a Japanese man's machine gun. So don't come crying to me about your problems. - Cotton Hill
12 Bwahhhh - Hank HIll
One of the best running gags in the show.
Also a good one
13 That's my purse! I don't know you! - Bobby Hill
14 Your dad got blown up - Stuart Dooley
Funniest stuart quote ever
15 Pocket Sand! - Dale Gribble
16 Shi-sha! - Dale Gribble
17 You're talking like a song from The Lion King. Stop that! - Hank Hill
18 Oh, Shug - Nancy Gribble
19 Yep - Hank Hill
20 Outta my way, Rooster Boy - Hank Hill
21 If it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass - Hank Hill
22 Maybe I'll Just Take Bobby. (Bobby Squeals) Bobby I'm not taking you, I just want to get back at your father (Bobby: Oh!) - Peggy
23 I killed fitty men - Cotton Hill
24 Squirrel Tactics! - Dale Gribble
25 Turbine! - Dale Gribble
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