Dumbest Yahoo! Answers Questions

I tried to contact this guy but it seems he also sold his computer to help pay for internet connection...

You kids where do you come with such stuff... Rather GOD where do you find such nuts

Oh, that’s normal; it requires a payment of $1 to get the card back out. Just fold up a bill into a tiny square and insert it into any USB port.

Yeah, no big deal there, either: Insert your credit card into the CD-ROM drive and tell the computer you need the Air Mouse 3000 upgrade. You’ll be good in no time.

Of course they would. And what is wrong with that? Don't deny them their fun - they are lovely chaps!
But, dynamite is too expensive -- they will use home-made explosives crafted from old turbans. Fortunately, Italy has gotten proactive about this impending threat of infestation, lining their borders with No-Muslim Strips™ and sprinkling Raid Muslim Powder™ all over the country's carpeting.

And the Mona Lisa is safe either way, as it is kept in The Loofa, which is in France

Ah, the classic "for a friend" advice solicitation. This poster may as well have picked the username "ChickenF*****2009. "

And the best part? The "Best Answer" voted by the Dips***erati does not include any variation of "don't f*** chickens, " but rather, "tell your friend to use protection when having intercourse with birds. "

Unfortunately, the follow-up query, "what kind of protection? " appears to be missing -- I haven't really read the fine print on condom wrappers for a while, but I don't seem to recall any particular brand being "beak-resistant. " (It's clearly an untapped market for a budding entrepreneur, though. )

I love the guy's description of his habits:
"I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30's. I do it a lot, but I really don't know how to stop. "
First off, 15 to 20 times a day shouldn't be humanly possible. You'd have to cut out some other major component of your life to have the time. Like eating. Or breathing. And maybe he will lose his precious before he hits 15 But for me, truly, this question rises into the pantheon when a female offers up the very first response:
"wow that's a lot I only have like 2 or 3"