Best Your Favorite Martian Songs

The Top Ten

1 Club Villain

Your Favorite Martian will return from retirement eventually. This is for everyone to know. Also, this song should not be top 1. Why? The poor designs. This song definitely needs a Cosmic Toast re-run.
Also, there could be "Club Arch-Rival".

This song definitely hit a mark in YFM and is my personal favorite. Funny how this song outweighs the actual real songs that come on the radio, these guys do it for fun

Club Villain could be played again this time, w/ a Cosmic Toast Studios re-run.

The YFM band could go back to Club Villain.

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2 Orphan Tears

Wax is awesome in this song!

My bro said I should...

It has to be number because it introduced me (and many others) to Wax. - Lasvegasxavier

I wish it had Cosmic Toast Studios re-runs.

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3 The Stereotypes Song

The Your Favorite Martian band members could all have sisters!

Puff Puff's sister. - Rayne Wilma Johnson.

Dee Jay's sister/brother - We are still deciding.

Axel Chains's sister - Alex Chains.

Benatar's sister - Sueatar.

This song needs to be played again, this time with Cosmic Toast Studios re-runs instead of just Studio Ladybug.

The Stereotypes Song is so overrated on this list!

You just can't help yourself singing this song.

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4 Zombie Love Song

This song should be played with a Cosmic Toast Studios re-run as a video even going on VEVO.

Zombie Love Song won't just have a Studio Ladybug music video, but in another version of the music video, there will be full-time Cosmic Toast Studios re-run.

Also, Your Favorite Martian will come back in 2-D, 3-D & even 4-D.

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5 Alien

Great song, and motivation for anyone who is being bullied.

Only rap song that has meaning - winfreyb

Alien is the most insperational song I've ever heard. Seiously I stood up to a bully and won because of it and the whole time I had Alien stuck in my head.


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6 Tig Ol' Bitties

This song shall be used again as a Cosmic Toast Studios re-run with actual crossovers.

It is so good it just blows them out of the water

Do Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom & Princess Daisy of Sarasa Land (the more beautiful & able to prosper ruler) have tig ol' bitties (which look not that big on the girl named Tig Ol' Bitties) or what? Because I'm kinda dumb & think that the hourglass shape could have ANY bust size.

Awesome Song! Must be no. 1!

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7 My Balls

The best song so far! They should've stayed doin' this kind of music, I just love it!

This song could have another music video which is a Cosmic Toast Studios animation re-run version.

Why would you listen to this music?!

Should be #1. Great song

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8 Grandma Got a Facebook

I love the perverted grandmother.
Speaking of pervertedness, do you think Puff-Puff & Dee Jay were perverted?
I wish this song was used with 3-D & 2-D Cosmic Toast animation.

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9 Bottles of Beer

Bottles of Beer should come back as a Cosmic Toast re-run.

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10 Take Over the World

This is is quite inspiring and intresting to listen while most of the other songs are comedy. I'm not saying other songs are bad but this is still my favourite.

This song is overrated for a Your Favorite Martian song.

Wilton could have rivalries with Waluigi for Princess Daisy's heart.

If only Wilton aka Mr. Nerdrage came back in 3D.

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The Contenders

11 Friend Zone

Great all around song and one of the few songs that many people can connect to

I just love this song. It gets stuck in your head so easily, and I think its epic. Plus, it's mainly Benatar, which makes it all the better. Go Benatar! ^^ - FacePalm

Princess Daisy would be ridiculous as a DJ. She'd play a better role as a pianist.

Princess Daisy can be the other DJ of this band w/ Knuckles the Echidna being the other drummer, Miles Tails Prower being the keytar player, etc.

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13 Robot Bar Fight

It's my favorite it sound awesome!

This song needs more attention! The instrumental is great, the lyrics are funny and the animation is great! I want to know why this song isn't that popular, it's great! - Antonio V. Casull

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14 Mr. Douchebag

This song should be played again, this time, w/ Cosmic Toast Studios animation in the music video.

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15 Complicated

I love this song so much and even though these guys aren't an official band it's my favourite song

There shall be a sequel to Love the Way You Lie (YFM cover).

I love this song
This is the best YFm song I've ever herd

Your Favorite Martian will learn to be an official band like One Direction, the Jonas Brothers, The Naked Brothers Band & the overrated Josie & the Pussycats.
Also, what's with Archie Meets Glee? The only Archie Comics crossovers are teen crossovers!

16 White Boy Wasted

Your Favorite Martian will return no matter what & perform Jay Sean's "Down (feat Lil' Wayne)" in Sarasa Land, Texas whereas Inky will be voiced by Jay Sean & Toad will be the rapper & voiced by Lil' Wayne proving that Inky (& even Puff-Puff Humbert himself from the retired which it will no longer be Your Favorite Martian band) sing mostly the Jay Sean aka Kamaljit Singh Jhooti lyrics w/ Toad singing mostly the Lil' Wayne lyrics w/ the Team Dark Band from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.

Team Dark's band obligations for each member
Dr. Eggman - Guitarist at 3 meters of height & 564 pounds of weight.
Metal Sonic - Disc jockey at 7 feet & 250 kilograms.
Shadow the Hedgehog - Lead rapper at a lanky frame of 8'3" & 70 kilograms.
Rouge the Bat: Drummer at a tall height of 6'2" possibly weighing 149 kg.

Puff Puff Humbert - 1st singer

Dee Jay - Original disc jockey

Axel Chains - Original drummer

Benatar - Keytarist

Princess Daisy - Leader of 2nd band/Booty shaker

Knuckles the Echidna - Secondary drummer

Jack Skellington - Second guitarist.

Miles "Tails" Prower - Disc jockey no. 2

Pac-Man - Secondary singer

How do you like that?

Looks like it's going to have to be played in 3D!
I want to make a terrible video game franchise called "White Tomboy Wasted".

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17 Jupiter

Only non-silly song. It has good lyrics and a nice video

Personally love it out of all of the YFM songs mainly because it was a project that was made by jesse cale a while ago and then was revisited and it really shows how much dedication he put into the song.

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19 Road Rage

Now this is a great YFM song! - BorisRule

Road Rage is one of the best songs I heard. I think it should be in top ten.

Such a bull song (for a YFM installment) w/ epic graphics!

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20 Bitch Got a Penis

Why wasn't the rest of the YFM band featured although this was DeeJay's own song? This song could have a Cosmic Toast Studios re-run.

Bitch Got a Penis is the best song ever bro!

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21 8-Bit World

8-Bit world is a great song and it took me back to when I used to play all those games. The rap is better than in most songs and Hoodie Allen is also an amazing artist. The fact that Mr. Douchebag is higher than this is surprising to me

Why was Princess Peach in this song instead of Princess Daisy & Rosalina?
Does the Your Favorite Martian band even know about these two? Also, Your Favorite Martian will also have tons of movies & video games other than music videos & VEVO.

"I drink until I feel like tyson punched me out"- me after every girlfriend

You know we livin in A...

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23 Whip Yo Kids

I don't know why this song isn't up there. Up til' now all my friends still agree it's the best.

Puff Puff: Cause all...
I need, is a Beauty and a Beat
That can make my life complete
It's all...
'Bout you, when the music makes you move
Baby, do it like you do

Your Favorite Martian feat Nicki Minaj & Pac-Man (voiced by Chris Brown) in Beauty & a Beat

Whip Yo Kids should've been extended after the true last verse of the song.

Puff-Puff Humbert vs. Shadow the Hedgehog
Axel Chains vs. Rouge the Bat
Benatar vs. Eggman
DeeJay vs. Metal Sonic

24 Somebody That I Used to Know

This cover is so overrated for such a terrible sounding song.

Vote it up people. This is the best song ever in the history of the universe.

I hate this cover so much! I prefer a Need You Now parody from the YFM band called "Need To Dump".

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26 Epileptic Techno

There could be "Amnesiac Techno" whereas Amy Rose loses her memory in the beginning of Your Favorite Martian Land 4: The Never-Ending Hellhole!

Come on it's the best song by your favourite martian!

Epileptic Techno feat. The YFM band members' sisters.

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27 Santa Hates Poor Kids

Santa Hates Poor Kids feat Princess Daisy, Knuckles the Echidna, Pac-Man, Jack Skellington & Knuckles the Echidna. Also, have a lot of faith (like us) that Your Favorite Martian will eventually come back from retirement.

This song is cool, but mean, why would Santa hate poor kids?

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28 Stalkin' Your Mom

Stalkin your mom stalk stalk stalkin


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29 My Girl
30 Sh***y G.

The general lee, LETS OFFEND SOME Democrats. As a YFM fan ig give a thumbs up

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31 Booty Store

I like the part where the girl starts playing guitar with her bum

Vector the Crocodile admires Kalypso Kremling's junk in the trunk in the 3D re-run.


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32 We Like Them Girls

Princess Daisy from the Mario franchise was in this music video, right?

This should be top 1! Why is it so low?!

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34 Puppet Break-Up

This should be top 1! Also, Your Favorite Martian could work with Princess Daisy from the Mario series with Tails from the Sonic series.

Y dis no higher?

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36 Boom Headshot

I think that the Your Favorite Martian band will bring back the show & the music videos & make an album. Other than that, Your Favorite Martian will have 3D feature films, several crossovers & video games.

Best way to put so many great songs together

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37 Fight for Your Right

I'd fight for my right, also.

Besides, Your Favorite Martian will return from its retirement.

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40 She Looks Like Sex
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Top Remixes (6)

1. Take Over the World
2. Complicated
3. Road Rage
1. Club Villain
2. Zombie Love Song
3. Friend Zone
1. Zombie Love Song
2. Text Me Back
3. Road Rage

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