Top 10 Most Bizarre Canceled Food Products
There's a reason these items aren't available today.
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Sugar-Free Gummy Bears
Not that you'll be able to taste any difference between the two.
Who wouldn't want their seemingly innocent sweet treats infused with a powerful laxative when we've already got milk of magnesia and prune juice doing tricks? And if your diaper-trained toddler gets ahold of them…
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Figurines
Aside from the popular stock shelved toys, what's being referred to here is a crunchy wafer bar made specifically for weight loss treatment. It didn't even last a decade before shutting down due to psychological manipulation preying upon women's diet insecurities.
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Space Food Sticks
Talk about false advertising among needy marketers.
This never deserved any rave and looks like something your dog might dump in the backyard after a Taco Bell run. I'd rather eat that instead, honestly. More fiber.
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Heinz EZ Squirt Ketchup
Here comes another shameful sigh.
The pure admiration people actually had for this product at its time of release is uncomfortably concerning. Since when is ketchup purple? Just thinking about the sight of it gets me as queasy as can be.
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Oscar Mayer Sandwich Spread
The rocket science behind putting together a sandwich is smothered in complexity.
Not even the geniuses at NASA were able to solve such an atrocity. If it weren't for this holy grail, we might've never discovered how to properly place ingredients between two slices of bread.
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Jell-O 1-2-3
Where do I even begin to process this abomination of a failure?
First of all, no one eats Jell-O willingly, especially not at a hospital, which arguably serves the worst quality food roaming this mighty fine planet.
Second, what's up with the name? Sounds like it came out of a laboratory. Three layers: one acting as gelatinous, two acting as a creamy custard, and three acting as a damp sponge.
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Freshen-Up Gum
Squirt your breath with this refreshment.
Legit known as The Gum That Goes Squirt when publicly sold. If only a typo were to be made replacing the G with a C.
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Pizza Spins
Everybody craves pizza, right? So let's ruin its reputation by forming a wheel out of sawdust and century-expired spaghetti sauce.
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WOW Chips
Wow indeed.
Complaints of anal leakage disgraced this comfort food for eternity. Need I go on?
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Wiener Wraps
Typically when wrapping my wieners, it's for DIY purposes and not because the Pillsbury Doughboy claims the buns are low calorie. My wieners tend toward buns that shape their sizes in a way where they won't overshadow the bun and vice versa.
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McDonald's Onion Nuggets
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Squeezits
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Oreo Magic Dunkers
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Fruit String Thing