Funniest Modern Family Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Gotta Fix That Step - Phil Dunphy

2 Is That a Leash? - Gloria No, It's a Child Safety Tether - Cameron It's a Leash - Mitchell

3 You Know Who Needed Some Air? Snorkel! - Mitchell

4 Put Your Fingers All Over My Fanny - Mitchell

5 Beep Beep, You're Not a Man - Phil Dunphy

6 Blind Side Was the Black Kid Who Played Tight End - Phil, Offensive Line - Alex, Sorry African-American Kid - Phil

7 She's Like a Self-Cleaning Oven - Phil

8 Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunpheat - Phil

9 Seriously though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?

10 Phil: When life gives you lemonade make lemons life will be all like what?!

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