Jerry Seinfeld

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No Stand-Up comedian has toured, gone on late night shows, and done interviews so consistently throughout his career, AND done so with new and fresh material almost every time! His bits/routines are always topically and preformed masterfully. Definitely top 5 right now, could be number one when its all said and done!

I've spent a lot of my life watching comedy shows and I must say I love Jerry Seinfeld as an actor and comedian! But surely Eddie Murphy deserves deserves a higher placing then 20? I mean Delirious is one of the greatest comedy shows ever as well as RAW! And kevin hart deserves to be higher too!

The simplicity of Jerry Seinfeld's jokes is his strength. His ability to observe things that we just take for granted is his source of superior comedy!

I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here! " - Jerry Seinfeld.

I agree, about the new level. And he explored all hot topics from birth control to homosexuality and all the stops in between without getting ugly or insulting. Even if you don't agree with the position of the skit, you were made to laugh with the perspective he gives you!

Jerry Seinfeld makes "nothing" hilarious. His material is funny without swearing or cutting other people down. His classic show changed the face of T.V. sitcoms, and is still entertaining, even to young people today.

The best thing about Seinfeld is how he makes those amazing relatable jokes. Like, you actually know what he is talking about rather than laughing along with others, hoping you would get the joke.

Jerry's show was funnier than his stand-up. So I guess that just makes Larry David the funny one. Have you ever wondered that?

I used to watch the show Seinfeld with my dad a lot, and it was really funny! My favorite episodes were "The Soup Nazi" and "The Watch". I wish he was still famous, he deserves it.

Rare form he has. I can watch Jerry everyday and still laugh. A comedian who had stood the test of time which is the real indicator or brilliance

Stands out as the elegant comedian of everyday-life with its contradictory details, without compromising his language. The T.V. -series have 'Seinfeld' throughout all episodes written on them. And although the show belongs to a radically different era, it is as actual today as it was in the 90s. Love Seinfeld!

Jerry Seinfeld remains Master Of His Domain even today. You can see the Seinfeld episodes 100 times over and over and still laugh.

I liked the way that everyone was holding back smiles then entire time they were filming the T.V. show. They genuinely thought each other was funny.

Seinfeld, on stage, is one of the funniest people there ever was--- off stage or improv he seems too tightly wound, so when he tries to be funny on his feet it sounds more annoyed--- but he is a craftsman.

You guys said it. what a funny guy. whoever doesn't like seinfeld in my opinion has a bad taste in comedy. I'm so happy you put him at number 1 - Ezekial5016

A very good comedian. He makes us without swearing a thing. Great comedian seriously. I didn't know he could do real stand up comedy, and now I'm watching all his shows.


Jerry seinfeld is so funny and he tells his jokes so well that I bet I would laugh even if he wasn't even telling a joke. He is the ULTIMATE master of comedy and should definitely be number 1!

Clever and witty, very original and a one-of-a-kind comedian of our time. Without a doubt the greatest contribution made to comedy from Seinfeld!

He is too good and he doesn't need to use foul language to make a funny statement. After many years, he's still the best.

I love him spans... He's the best there ever is and you are right he doesn't need to swear to prove he's funny...

Gotta love someone who can find the humor in the simplest aspects of life and convey them to the masses.

Absolutely the best comedian of the past 30 years. No sitcom has ever even come close to being as funny as his. The most memorable jokes ever.

Immaculate observations on humans and in general everything about out modern civilization. He is the best...

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I love how he relates to everyday life in a absolute HILARIOUS way... Most of the time!
I also love how he walks around the whole stage, he does actions and everything he is great to watch!
ONE of my favorite jokes is his having 19 kids joke.
"NO COOKIES THRR! " ROFL literally! ;D