Top 10 Funniest Stand-up Comedians

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481 Sinbad

The best standup comedian of alltime. Comedy Central used to air his specials, and two of them are the funniest I've ever seen.

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482 Woody Allen Woody Allen Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades.

He told me the meaning of life but he told it to me in Hebrew. I told him I don't understand Hebrew. Now he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.
- Gaspar

I was kicked out of college for cheating on my Metaphysics exam. I peered into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

In a class all by himself, really. What other comedian has written, directed, starred in and scored at least 2 dozen critically-acclaimed films over the course of 4 decades? I rest my case.

483 Patrice O'Neal

One of the funniest, amazed I didn't see him on here. Unfortunately for all of us he just passed away but do yourself a favor and check out his special "Elephant in the room"

This guy should be in the top ten. Only reason I don't say he should be number one is because there are so many great comedians that came before him so he should at least be number six or number seven. Elephant in the Room was diamond! I couldn't breathe while watching it, I had to pause it just to catch my breath!

I think a lot of people didn't take time to notice that this was for best "Stand Up Comedians", and Patrice O'Neal was one of the best of All Time.

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484 Chelsea Handler

FUNNY WOMAN! I laugh my ass off whenever I watch her show her books are hilarious. Shes a genius with her come backs

Chelsea is the best woman commedian today. She is very real and so damn funny!

485 Chris D'Elia

This guy is hilarious, he has tons of videos on YouTube and every video is funnier than the last. I have yet to go see him live. But he is the absolute funniest guy I have ever seen in my entire life.

He is the funniest guy out there right now. So quick on his feet, so clever. His ability to slip in and out of characters and voices is unparalleled. And that laugh!

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486 Kathy Griffin Kathy Griffin Kathleen Mary "Kathy" Griffin is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and television host.

Ain't no way Kathy is not at least in the top 20. She is by far much better that other no-brain male comedian. She's real, direct, hilarious and smart. And if I'm following her from Milan well... She deserve a place on top! Love you Kathy, Italy loves you too!

"THERE IS A TABLE CLOTH. A CLOTH ON TOP OF A TABLE. WATER BOTTLE. WATER INCASED IN BOTTLERY.. WHEN WATER IN ITS SOUL.. TABLE CLOTH! WRAP IT UP BITCH COME ON HONEY. " LMAO. I love her, and I'm 13.. shes so funny and underrated :')

She kicks ass and doesn't regret a single remark about it. - sailor86

Brilliant, rapid, energetic delivery and always topical. I am a connoiseur of comedians and knew of her from appearances on other shows, like Dr Katz, but only recently watched her solo stand up. Excellent, a top 20, easily.

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487 Kyle Cease

"I hate the pillsbury dough boy. He watches cookies getting baked and gets all excited. Those are his FRIENDS in there for God sake!" - aman28

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488 Stevie Ryan
489 Santhanam

All of his his dialogues are so funny

490 Mike Myers Mike Myers Michael John "Mike" Myers is a Canadian actor, comedian, screenwriter, director, and film producer, who also holds British and American citizenship.

He is so awesome how is he so low on this list people

491 Michael Loftus
492 Rodney Carrington

Rodney needs to be at #1. Largely because he is like you and me, normal. His songs are funny, and we can all relate, I put a d*** on a snow mwn, hell yeah. This man is funny, we've all been in his situations. Going home with a fat girl. He is great, talking bout seeing a snake in the wild. And about dying drunk, hell yeah, this is the greatest comedian ever.

Hands down the funniest man alive. He can make anything funny...and yet he can relate to anyone out there. That's his strength

Rodney deserves at least top 20. Just watch his Live at the Majestic performance and you'll agree.

Possibly the greatest comedian ever. Jesus Christ, he has me busting out laughing all the time! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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493 Noel Fielding

He is amazing and I've never seen anyone quite like him. But I think he should make another series of The Mighty Boosh and Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.

I love Noel, he's hilarious on never mind, but why does he hate Coldplay?

Love him in the mighty boosh very funny guy and very fit

He is very unique

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494 Wanda Sykes Wanda Sykes Wanda Sykes is an American comedian, writer, actress and voice artist. She was first recognized for her work as a writer on The Chris Rock Show, for which she won a Primetime Emmy Award in 1999. In 2004, Entertainment Weekly named Sykes as one of the 25 funniest people in America.

She's so damn hilarious! She should be on the Top 10. She can keep me laughing all day. She's number 1 on my list.

Absolutely hilarious. Shes got it all great jokes, hilarious facial expressions, and all politically or socially chatged material. Highly original.

495 Dylan Moran

My favourite person of all time! There's something about his bastardly attitude that makes me giggle. "I don't want to make any huge generalizations about women. I'm not here to do that. It's vulgar. But all I'll say is that they have no feelings. " I'm a female and I still appreciate that comment.

Go on get a job, go on get a flat, find somebody else, put them in the flat, make them stay... Get a toaster, go to work, get in the bus, look at your boss, say 'f***', sit down, pick up the stuff, go blank, scream internally, go home... Listen to the radio, have a dinner, look at the other person, say: 'why, why did this happen...? '. Go to bed, lay awake at night. Get up, put on your clothes, go to work, same people, same thing, it's real, it is happening. To you. Home, radio, dinner, gardening, gardening, gardening, death.

Just see him, with cigarette and wine and hand in his hear. unleashing his power of sarcasm, irony and zero tolerance :-)

Definitely one of the funniest and more unique comedians out there

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496 Carrot Top Carrot Top Scott Thompson, known by the stage name Carrot Top, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, and best known for his bright red hair, prop comedy, and self-deprecating humor.
497 Ross Noble Ross Noble

If you go to see Ross over two consecutive nights, you will be entertained by two completely different sets of comedy. From sticky taping meat to his face to the imagination of bum faced children, he makes the potentially lame into comic genius. I want to steal a lock of his hair.

Mr RANDOMINATION, he's a genius

He is fantastic live! Seen him 3 times so funny and random! - ror":{ "message":"(#803)someof

Ross noble is the funniest comedian.

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498 Carl Barron

Genius, makes me laugh every time. Most well known for "oh, Fifi! ", "oh, Thank you! ", "How's it going'? " and various other side splitting jokes... "would you care for an orange juice? " "if it needed me... "
Absolute LEGEND!

He is one of the funniest comedians I have seen. His jokes are so relatable and his voice changes are great. There are never any moments I don't laugh in his shows and will see him every time I can. Fantastic

He is Australian and maybe a little unheard of but if you search him up on YouTube I can guarantee a laugh, I honestly believe he should be around 17, definitely over Jim Carey

I've pretty much memorised all his shows because I've watched them with so many people!

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499 Carlos Mencia

Steals Jokes. YouTube it. He does not belong on this list. Most comedians on this list have no respect for him. Poor excuse for a comedian.

Comedy is about character, and Mencia has character. I've seen some of those stealing videos, and the looked more into it and the people he stole from, often stole from other people, so he is not the only one

Stolen or not, Carlos tells the joke better than anyone. His comedy spans politics race family and sex. He can do it all well. He has studied comedy as if it was a science and knows the components and how to make it work.

This guy's jokes suck really bad - Jermaineb12

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500 Pablo Francisco

IF YOU WANT TO CONSTANTLY LAUGH, WATCH PABLO FRANCISCO!
HE'S THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER, I LIKE HIM, DOUG BENSON AND A FEW OTHERS
I have to keep tYPING IN ORDER TO GET THIS THING TO HAVE A MAXIMUM RATING OF BLUE FOR GOOD

Defenetely the FUNNIEST guy on earth these days, he combines really life jokes with impressions, sounds effects and faces....to make the best jokes!

"right ooon, let's dooo iiitt, what eeeveer"

he is defenetely one of the best 5 comedians EVER..."what eveeer"...lol.. is not stand up, it's impressionation, sound effects, faces, the whole-nine-yards.....i guess people need to wath him....

Pablo Francisco's impressions are spot on and funny!

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