Best Happy Wheels Characters

IRRESPONSIBLE DAD: Excellent balance, lightweight, able to flip the vehicle easily, can brake, and go at a decent speed. Not to mention the two camera views available due to the multiple characters! He is also excellent for bottle runs and can survive arrows and guns fairly well - especially if arrows are fired from behind while the kid is still in place (i.e., using your child as a meat shield is very wise).

I watch Nova on YouTube, and he always plays with the dad. All his greatest moments are with the dad. Let's face it, the dad is the icon of Happy Wheels. Oh, and don't forget the little boy!

Segway Guy is simple to figure out, and I would recommend him as a character to use when you're just getting started with Happy Wheels. As you improve your skills, he becomes even more useful and can go quite fast.

He is actually the all-around character. He can jump high and go fast. I find his stats just as good as Effective Shopper, but she falls on her back too much and is so obese that she can't get up.

Segway is the best and the fastest (without boosts). Unfortunately, he is probably the weakest, and even a slight fall can cause his legs to crumble. But it doesn't matter because he's still the best ever!

He is pretty hard to control, but WOW, he's super fast with his boosts! He's very good for speedrunning a map because he goes so fast and is decent at staying alive.

This guy is very popular because by holding space, you can go faster and float in midair.

He can go really fast and even fly if you can control it.

Best lines in the game and best ability, but sadly eating people up is hard because their stupid heads keep ricocheting off the floor.

Hell yeah! He shreds any human entities in his way, can jump alright, and his vehicle can take a beating!

Lawnmower Man is pretty amazing because he's a heavyweight and can jump. This guy is the second best by far.

Pogostick Man is definitely one of my favorite characters. He's slow and can take some getting used to, but he can jump over a lot of obstacles and survive a lot of damage. Overall, he's useful and fun once you get used to him.

In my opinion, Pogostick Man can jump really high, and a lot of stages are designed for him. However, he is the hardest character to use, and some rope swings are specifically made for him.

He's probably one of the most underrated characters. He's difficult to use, but he's by far one of the most fun when you get the hang of him. Plus, you can front flip so easily!

She is very fast and can spring very high, but the one bad thing is if she's leaning too far left or right, then she gets stuck like a turtle on its back. An awesome challenge is trying to keep all her food in the basket.

Another heavyweight. Like the Lawnmower Guy, she can jump. Why isn't she higher on the list?

Whenever her food drops out, I tell her, "Don't worry, ma'am, you can go shopping AFTER we get out of this place!"

My favorite thing about Santa is that he can complete some levels that are made for him, and he has good elves.

Ahh, Father Christmas himself. He can fly using the meter in the top right corner, but if he loses his elves, he's in trouble.

Really heavy, even more than the Effective Shopper, but he is indestructible since everything hits the sleigh.

They're quite practical and extremely fast. I love to use the boost! They're very useful and have excellent balance. I remember once pressing the space bar while I was in the air, and I boosted just like that! They're a pretty awesome bunch. Besides, who can forget their death cries? You gotta love the drama.

Moped Couple is my favorite for these levels. He has perfect balance, and he is also really fast.

Aw, a cute couple out for a little ride.

She's kind of like Irresponsible Dad, except this character has a kid in a basket and a kid on the back. She's a pretty good character overall. That's my opinion.

She's a female version of Irresponsible Dad, with a baby that ejects off the bike. Too bad the other kid makes the bike crumble easily.

The escape ability is good, and you can sacrifice your children. She is another one of the best characters and should be higher on the list.

Yet another hard-to-play character. You can pick up metallic objects with your magnet, but once the thing you need to fly is gone, you're pretty much screwed.

I've learned to control him and was even able to throw a car with the magnet! I don't believe your lies.

I use him only when necessary and sometimes to cheat.

This is a new idea, but it makes my Explorer Guy feel weak.

He has a motorcycle. I know because I saw the new update.