Greatest TV Quotes of All TIme

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The Top Ten

1 O my God, they killed Kenny-South Park

of course. why is some survivor quote #1. - DylanBr00ks

2 No soup for you!-The Soup Nazi, Seinfeld

One of the most famous lines in sitcom history

(I think anyway). - Potbellypup2

3 That's what she said - Michael Scott, The Office

reminds me of a camping trip i went on....a boy who looks just like bobby from king of the hill was saying that all night at the camp fire.. - jwileson

It works on so many levels

4 How you doin'? - Joey, Friends
5 D'oh-Homer Simpson

Come on, there's not one person in the world that wouldn't know this quote..

I have said this quote for a joke sometimes.

My favorite T.V. quote - Ajkloth

6 Gigity gigity goo- Quagmire, Family Guy
7 Holy Crap!-Frank Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
8 Aay!-Fonzie, Happy Days

Fonzie is awesome aay. Whoa

9 The tribe has spoken-Jeff Probst, Survivor

Survivor has been a staple in TV since it graced our hearts in 2000. We have got to hear that saying for 10 years now, and I hope and pray we get to hear it for 10 more

10 It's over 9, 000 - Dragon Ball Z

YEAH IT IS! Watch this cause it is the most epic anime ever

The Newcomers

? Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I'm a Celebrity because he's frightened of trees...and Australia...and Koo Stark...and Ant... and Dec. All we know is he's called the Stig- Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear
? Some say that his hair is exactly the same shape as a hat. And that if he worked for CNN, he wouldn't get such pitifully low ratings that his show got cancelled! All we know is he's called the Stig - Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear

The Contenders

11 Yabba Dabba Doo!-Fred Flinstone
12 What you talkin about Willis?-Arnold Jackson, Different Strokes
13 Michael is like Mozart, and I'm like Butch Cassidy. You mess with Mozart and you're gonna get bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy - Dwight Schrute
14 Yada Yada Yada-Seinfeld
15 Good Grief-Charlie Brown
16 I am the one who knocks. - Walter White, Breaking Bad

Completes the transition from Walter White to Heisenberg.

17 Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? - Roy, The It Crowd
18 I'll Take a potato chip, AND EAT IT!!!! - Deathnote
19 BUS W**KERS! - The Inbetweeners
20 One Small Step for Man One Giant Leap for Mankind
21 I wish I couldn't feel a damn thing - Dean Winchester, Supernatural

Ugh, this scene... Just heartbreaking. And this line was the twist of the knife that pushed me over the edge. Pretty sure it is the only T.V. moment that has ever left me in tears, and I'm a pretty tough egg to crack.

22 Because... she's a tire spinning, gear grinding, clutch burning, back firing, red lining, over heating, throttle stomping truck driving girl - Ferb, Phineas and Ferb
23 Live long and prosper. - Spock, Star Trek

Because Star Trek was voted one of the best T.V. shows of all time by T.V. guide.

24 Jane, you ignorant slut. - Dan Aykroyd, Saturday Night Live

It's hilarious and SNL was also voted one of the best 100 T.V. shows of all time by several different agencies.

25 It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone. - Rod Serling, The Twilight Zone

The first science-fiction show on T.V.!

26 Legen.........Wait for it........Dary! ....Legendary- Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother
27 Kamehameha! - Dragon Ball/Z/GT
28 I am the cheese! I am the best character on this show! I am better than both the baloney and the salami COMBINED!!! - Filburt Shellbach, Rocko's Modern Life

In laymen's terms, he is awesome.

29 BEHOLD the gooey slop of our sorrow! It's...slobber...demilo! The TWILIGHT of the condiments! WEEP for them, WEEP FOR THEIR SORROW!!! - Peter Puppy, Earthworm Jim
30 Ha! Gayyy!!! - Senor Chang, Community
31 He's completely...NAAAKEEED! WITH NO CLOTHES ON!! - Heffer Wolfe and Filburt Shellbach, Rocko's Modern Life
32 You've got to nip it in the butt! - Barney Fief, The Andy Griffith Show
33 Guns don't kill people, the goverment does - Dale Gribble
34 God will get you for that, Walter! - Maude Findlay, Maude
35 Who loves ya, baby? - Theo Kojak, Kojak
36 Don't panic, Mr Mannering! - Dad's Army
37 Hit the Roooooad - Eddy, Ed Edd N Eddy
38 Is that your final answer? - Regis Philbin, Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
39 I threw a rock at him - Killer Croc, Batman: The Animated Series
40 Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! - Jan, The Brady Bunch

I can't believe this isn't on the list!

41 Seriously? - Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy

Seriously you forgot this one?

42 Make it so. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

Because the original Star Trek and the Star Trek movies made a cultural impact and the franchise is still on the radar with the new movies. There are so many quotes from Star Trek that they have become part of our current vernacular.

43 There's only two types of rock guitarists, Jeff Beck and everyone else -Mio Akiyama, K-On!
44 If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs! - Greg Universe, Steven Universe
45 You big dummy - Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son
46 Don't tell me what I can't do! - Locke, Lost
47 B E N D E R! Bennnnnnder! - Bender, Futurama
48 The Hardest Thing In This World Is To Live In It - Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

So many fantastic quotes in this series, but this one is either the best or so close to the top.

49 Kitty's being a dildo? Well, I know a certain kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight! - Cartman's Mom, South Park
50 Even if you're trained in the art of the ripple, it's USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS!!! - Dio Brando, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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