Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo.

I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella. Then he changed his last name from my beautiful action.

I know, right? This happens to me all the time!

That dang Hitler! Always stealing our Nutella.

I always wondered why! It's about the language. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math!

As soon as I saw this, I looked it up. It's actually there!

That dang Hitler. Always riding a Pegasus.

That's brilliant! You're a genius.

That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you.

Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls.

Oh, me too! The pain is shocking, isn't it?

This is the first one I haven't seen before. I'm dying from laughter!

That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for $3.50.

That God Damn Loch Ness Monster! I ain't givin' you no tree fitty! That's one of my favorite South Park quotes.

Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!

That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house.

I remember Google made a video in 2020 about the things people were searching. They said there were a lot of "why" questions and put things related to big events. I thought those weren't the most searched, so I went to Google and typed "why". This suggestion came up first.

Very good question! I've asked the exact same thing before. Unfortunately, no one knows the answer...

This actually happens sometimes.

That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe.

Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?

If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.

That dang unicorn. Always flying away.

That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you.

How can a llama possibly name someone when it's a llama and can't talk at all?

That dang llama. Always named Carl.

Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.