Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo.

No. He doesn't care for shampoo.

I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella and then he changed his last name from by beautiful action.

I know right? This happens to me all the time!

That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella.

I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!

As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!

That dang Hitler. Always riding a pegasus.

That's brilliant! You're a genius.

That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you.

Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls.

Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it?

This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter

That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50.

Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!

That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house.

I remember in 2020 Google made a video about the things people were searching. I remember them saying that there were a lot of "why" questions. They put things that related to big events. I thought that they weren't the most searched, so I went to Google and typed "why" and this came up first.

Very good question! I have asked the EXACT same thing before, but unfortunately no one knows the answer...

This actually happens sometimes...

That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe.

Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?

If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.

That dang unicorn. Always flying away.

That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you.

How can a llama possibly name someone when it's a llama and can't talk at all?

That dang llama. Always named Carl.

Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.

Definitely not 42.

The answer is 42