Top 10 Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

Recently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions, so I decided to do a list about it!

The Top Ten

  1. I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo

    That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo.

  2. I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella

    I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella. Then he changed his last name from my beautiful action.

    I know, right? This happens to me all the time!

    That dang Hitler! Always stealing our Nutella.

  3. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'

    I always wondered why! It's about the language. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math!

  4. Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot

    As soon as I saw this, I looked it up. It's actually there!

  5. I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus

    That dang Hitler. Always riding a Pegasus.

  6. I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy

  7. How to Google something

    That's brilliant! You're a genius.

  8. I hate it when you go outside and someone throws a cow at you

    That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you.

  9. I hate it when I go outside and a giraffe kicks you in the balls

    Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls.

    Oh, me too! The pain is shocking, isn't it?

    This is the first one I haven't seen before. I'm dying from laughter!

  10. Help I accidentally build a shelf

    Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Justin Bieber taking drugs

    This was an old search term, but Google purged a bunch of insulting or inappropriate search entries about celebrities a few years back.

  12. ?

    I hate it when Harry Potter blows up

    13. The Contenders

  13. I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

    That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house.

  14. I hate it when the Loch Ness monster asks me for 3.50

    That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for $3.50.

    That God Damn Loch Ness Monster! I ain't givin' you no tree fitty! That's one of my favorite South Park quotes.

    Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!

  15. Why is my poop green?

    I remember Google made a video in 2020 about the things people were searching. They said there were a lot of "why" questions and put things related to big events. I thought those weren't the most searched, so I went to Google and typed "why". This suggestion came up first.

    Very good question! I've asked the exact same thing before. Unfortunately, no one knows the answer...

    This actually happens sometimes.

  16. I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe

    That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe.

  17. Why Does Justin Bieber Wants To Eat My Poop?

    Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?

    If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.

  18. I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throw bananas at me

    That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you.

  19. I hate it when my unicorn flies away

    That dang unicorn. Always flying away.

  20. Were there ever white slaves?

  21. I hate it when Mickey Mouse invades the White House

  22. I hate it when Voldemort takes my turban

  23. I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me

  24. I hate it when my unicorn farts

    That dang unicorn is always farting.

  25. I hate it when a llama named carl

    How can a llama possibly name someone when it's a llama and can't talk at all?

    That dang llama. Always named Carl.

  26. Ezra Bridger is Kylo Ren

  27. I hate it when 0 can't be divided

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