Untitled Post? [Part 1]

ARandomPerson (First annual WTW meeting)

"Welcome everyone to the 1st annual Who The World! As you all know this killer maze was designed to test the strength, cunning, and agility! Plus there will be bloodshed! ten will walk in, one will come out! This won't just happen in a day, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl. No, this will be happening for a whole year! Thank you, Thank you everyone!"

"We will now pick the lucky people, or will I say, unlucky people out of ten random slips of paper! Is everyone ready? Good! 'cause the first slip is...

ProPanda!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hello ProPanda, welcome to the WTW!

ProPanda: "Hi.. Hi everyone."

"Is that all"

ProPanda: "y-yes sir.."

"Good!"

"The next nine slips of paper are...

eventer!
peachyblast!
Nateawesomeness!
Brightside!
BlueFrostOfThunderClan!
leafstar!
NikBrust!
Goku02!
aaannnnddd....
Skullkid775!!

Please welcome these contestants to the stage!

Good luck, and Good night!
you'll need it tomorrow!

(Bunker 1)

eventer: hi...
All: hi...
Goku: What's the prize for winning? I'm too excited to wait!
Nate: How can you be so happy about this when nine of us are going to die soon?
Goku: I-I didn't mean to..
Nate: Mean to what? Look, it's been a long day, and I need my rest. Good night.
Skull: Yeesh, someone's moody.
leaf: No duhs.
Blue: Well, it has been a long day, so I think we should all go to sleep. I certainly am...
Pro: I wish I wasn't chosen.. I mean, I have a whole life ahead of me.. and now I ether die, or I have to see nine people get killed. *Grumble*
Nik: Why do you wish that? This is going to be fun! Except when I die. Then I expect you to laugh at me. But who cares?
I'll tell you who: no one!
Bright: Lemme guess, your the one who's gonna survive. Great. Another annoying bastard on our list to kill. Am I right eventer?
eventer: Um.. sure... why not?
Bright: See?
Blue: SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!
leaf: Sure thing boss, well, the thing is... we can't sleep.
Blue: Just try to sleep.. please. *sigh*
Skull: Good night everyone.
Nik: Not me! HAHAHA!!!!
Everyone except Nik: SHUT UP!

(Next Morning)

*Knock Knock Knock*

Goku: ugh.. where am I?
Soothing Voice: Don't worry Goku, you are currently in the new, state of the art experimentation lab.
Goku: Where are the other contestants? I thought we were supposed to be together!
Soothing Voice: Do not worry. You will meet them soon. Just relax and don't move, you'll be all right.
Goku: Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme g-OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Soothing Voice: Do not worry, that was the SV, the sleeping vaccine. You'll be sleeping for a while since your body has to fight the virus. You'll wake up feeling stronger and smarter. Good night Goku. And don't worry, your friends are being subjected to the same thing as you.

Soothing Voice: NEXT! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!

End for part 1.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Comments

This feels like it would be good as an anime LOL - visitor

Lel #FIRSTDRAFTSWRITTENIN10MINARETERRIBLE - ARandomPerson

Dafuq is dis
sounds terrible... but I liek it! - PotatoGod

Haha like it! - ProPanda

Sucks but is worth many bucks. - Skullkid755

Oh, wow. Interesting. - visitor