Time 2 Lose All My Followerz

AlphaQ Alright, I hope I survive after this review.

We all know how much recognition a certain 70's/80's band gets, A LOT. I see it at #1 on so much lists. They also have a couple qualities that make me dislike them and I'll reveal the facts later. I'll reveal the band I'm going to review today: Led Zeppelin

So, first of all, I don't get what is so great about these guys...I'm pretty clueless whenever I see a good review about them and it usually baffles me. I listened to a couple of LZ songs and none of them appealed to me: I'll explain why: An old lady was pole-dancing in my car. Jk, don't let anyone do that, it's dangerous.

I'll start of with the songs, the songs are INCREDIBLY boring. It is a lot like a lullaby. The lead singer (which is thankfully not Swae Lee or Butt on the Dank Floor) sounds pretty bored. I try controlling myself not to yawn...and maybe not hump the CD, because it's in the player. It seemed 30 minutes instead of the usual 3-6 minutes. But, don't get me wrong. I, usually an energetic guy. I actually detest Stairway to Heaven because it has no power and a weak flow.

Led Zeppelin plagiarizes a lot. I don't mean 5 or 6 times. I mean over 20. YUCK. Stairway to Heaven was plagiarized and guess which gets more recognition? That's right, S2H. At least give the original guy some credit....Plagiarizing 20 is too much, man! Dudes, stop! That's basically 20 whole bands/artists who would've had earned something. I hope they didn't plagiarize my new unofficial single, Pepperoni Masta, which I rapped in the shower. Oh wait, the can't. First of all, they're rock, I'm rap, which means they probably aren't able to rap. Secondly, I rapped pretty fast so they probably wouldn't catch up with my flow.

So I'm gonna rate Led Zeppelin a 1/10 and hope no one shoots me. This is AlphaQ leaving the building with a bulletproof vest.

Comments

You aren't alone pal...I don't like Zeppelin either, Because of the plagiarism. - visitor (6/2/2017)

I still like you - TwilightKitsune (6/3/2017)

Thanks, I appreciate that. - AlphaQ (6/3/2017)

I agree with that. - visitor (1/1/2018)