Music Crisis!
MontyPython Jimmy Page: Percy, get out of the corner. Someone's on the phone for you...Robert Plant: *Looks up* O-Okay... I'll answer it...
[Robert Answers the Phone]
Robert: H-Hello?
Roger Waters: PLANT! IT'S AWFUL! I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT ANYMORE!
David Gilmour: *In background* IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES, CALM YER T**S WATERS!
Rick Wright: I'm really confused... And I feel sad about this new generation.
Syd Barrett: *Heavy Breathing* WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY.......
Nick Mason: I don't even care...
Robert: OH DEAR! DID THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO YOU!?
Roger: YEAH! Someone said a show about butts and poorly drawn birds is better than Pink Floyd!
Robert: HEAVENS NO!
David: IT'S FAKE! IT'S NOT REAL!
GET A GRIP!
Roger: DAVID, YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE, BUT THIS IS HAPPENING!
Rick: *Starts crying softly*
Nick: N-No, Rick, don't cry...
Syd: *Screams uncontrollably*
Robert: *Screams*
Bonzo: Robert?! What is it?
Robert: The situation is spreading... It'll only get worse...
[At Rolling Stones Studio]
Mick Jagger: MEN! .. And Brian.
Brian Jones: *Crosses arms and sneers*
Mick: TERRIBLE LISTS ARE GOING AROUND, AND THEY'RE INSULTING MUSICIANS! WE MUST PREPARE! ROBERT PLANT TOLD ME!
[At Nirvana Recording Studio]
Kurt Cobain: It is fake. We don't have to worry. All of it is bulls***.
Dave Grohl: Phew!
Krist Novoselic Yeah!
ALL THE MUSICIANS ARE NOW PREPARING FOR TERRIBLE LISTS TO COME. NOTIFY MONTYPYTHON WHEN A LIST LIKE THIS IS CREATED.
Comments
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . Nice way to protest the ridiculousness. And to ridicule the protestedness... I think?
I don't know. The threat has me so upset it's confuzing - Billyv
Heh heh nice 😄 - bobbythebrony