Music Hunger Games: Episode 6 - Sponsors! Sponsors! Sponsors!
MontyPython [IT IS STILL NIGHT]George Harrison: Ay, Bob... I see a light in the distance...
Bob Dylan: A fire?
George: N-No... There's a bell ringing with it though... W-Wait!
Bob: Can... Can it BE?
George: I think it is! It is a supply basket! FOR US!
Bob: Wha-..? It... It can't be... Can it?
George: It is, Bob! IT IS!
Bob: Alright!
[They run over, grabbing the supplies and looking inside]
George: Food, water, medicine, weapons, rope, a lighter.. I can't BELIEVE this! This is amazing!
Bob: Let's get back in the cave and dig in some of the grub!
[They run back into the cave]
Bob: There's a song here too. It's called... "Nicole".
[George and Bob read it]
Bob: Wow... That's amazing.
George: Whoever wrote this is a real poet!
[John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Robert Plant, John Bonham, and Jimmy Page run over to the fire. It was regularly Rick and Roger's fire, but they put it out and ran off with a passed out Syd Barrett]
Jimmy: Damn, nobody's here. They must've escaped.
Robert: Ah well. What shall we do now?
Paul: I'm not sure... Wait... I see a light...
John: And I hear a bell... It's a supply basket... For us?
Paul: I guess. Or maybe one of those three.
John: *Picks it up* N-No... It's for you and I, Paulie.
Paul: What's inside?
John: *Looks inside* Digestive biscuits.
Paul: Here, let's each have some.
Jimmy: You guys go ahead and eat. Robert, Bonzo and I have our own food.
John: Okay then... Let's dig in!
Paul: Indeed!
[They begin to eat by the burnt out fire]
[Slash and Axl Rose are still by the tree]
Slash: Agh... We're running out of time!
Axl: Slash, it's gon' be fine..
Slash: No it's NOT!
Axl: Calm down, asswipe!
Slash: I CAN'T-.... Wait... Do you hear something?
Axl: *Looks up* What?
[A supply packet floats over. Slash picks it up and looks inside.]
Slash: It's for us!
Axl: What's inside?!
Slash: Medical bandages!! Hell yeah! And one of those bombs you can plant and they go off when you step on em!
Axl: Gimme one of those medical bandages! *Wraps his wound* There... I think I'll be fine now... I'll just need some rest...
Slash: *Grins* I'll watch over you!
Axl: Whatever.
[Axl sleeps and Slash stays on guard]
[Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl run and stop by a large rock]
Dave: We'll... We'll be safe here...
Kurt: *Sits down and sighs* Yeah... I bet we will.
Dave: *Sits by Kurt and looks over* Hm? I see something shining in those bushes... They look blue and purple...
Kurt: *Looks over* They're... Blueberries?
[Kurt walks over and picks a few]
Kurt: I'm pretty sure they are...
Dave: Let me see one...
Kurt: *Hands one to Dave*
Dave: *Breaks it open and looks inside* Nah... It's poisonous. See, there are little green speckles inside, which represent poison- *Looks up and gasps, only to see Kurt about to eat them*
Dave: KURT!!!
Kurt: WHAT?!
Dave: YOU IDIOT!! They're poisonous!
Kurt: *Chucks them* DAMN!!!
Dave: *Growls and sneers at Kurt* WATCH WHAT YOU DO, COBAIN!
Kurt: I'm sorry, Dave! Jesus, I didn't know!
Dave: I DON'T CARE! You're lucky that I saved your ass!
Kurt: *Looks to the ground and sighs* I-I'm... I'm sorry. I should've listened.
Dave: Yeah, you should've. *Looks up to the sky, then looks down* Just be more careful... Will ya?
Kurt: Yeah...
[Rick Wright, Roger Waters, and a passed out Syd Barrett are under a tree]
Rick: Pour some water onto his face. Gently, though.
Roger: *Dumps whole canteen onto his face*
Rick: I said gently...
Syd: *Wakes up in a flash, coughing and gasping for air*
Syd: WHERE... WHERE AM I?!?!
Rick: S-Syd! Calm down!
Roger: HOLD YER ASS!
Syd: DAVID!? DAVID WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
Roger: David... I thought his face appeared on the dead tributes camera...
Rick: It did... *Looks at Syd*
Rick: S-Syd... David's dead.
Syd: DAVID!! DAVID WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?
Rick: *Grabs Syd and shakes him violently* DAVID'S DEAD, SYD!!!!!!!!!
[Syd looks at Rick, his eyes go from worried to sunken. He sniffs and covers his face, then begins to cry]
Syd: Y-You're right... I was with him.. His body was in the fire...
Rick: S-Syd.. Don't cry...
Syd: I let him down...
Roger: Syd...
Syd: HE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF ME!
[Syd covers his face]
Rick: *Swallows and hugs Syd, then begins to cry too* It's going to be alright...
Roger: Jesus, this is deep.
[John Entwistle and Keith Moon are studying the bunny]
Keith: What shall we name him, Thunderfingers?
John E: I dunno.. A combination of our names, maybe?
Keith: MOONWISTLE!
John E: Dammit... *Sighs* Alright.
Keith: *Hugs bunny then begins to roll in grass* YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
John E: *Facepalms*
It's been a while since I've released an episode! Anyways, go ahead and sponsor the tributes you think need something to help them! Also, POLL!
POLL: Which contestant do you think should die next, maybe? You don't have to answer, but if you'd like to, go ahead! :)
Comments
I suppose Axl Rose should die next - bobbythebrony
Agreed with bobby on Axl.
I would like to send John and Keith some carrots. - PetSounds
"MOONWISTLE! " - Cheese567
No no no no no - Don't Touch The Bunny (great name by the way) - Billyv
I don't have anything to send to Slash and Axl right now. Maybe Axl could step on the land mine? (i like him but it seems like he's gonna die so whatever) - Songsta41
I have an issue rooting for anyone specific to die but I hope they aren't named John, Paul, George, Bob or Keith (unless Ringo swoops down in the Yellow Submarine, picks them up and ascends into the Heavens while just in time the Glovey smashes Axl, Slash, Kurt and whoever is trying to kill or blow them up...maybe Grohl and/or others can catch a ride too...)
...though since Paul and John killed Ringo, and Dylan seems a bit savage...I don't know... - Billyv
Moonwistle must live! Too cute - Billyv
OK I've tapped into my violent streak for a moment - Jagger gets the Dagger. Even his tongue can't save him this time - Billyv