The Wild Woods Episode 1

Pony Three European Tourists walk into a forest. They are curious about America, so they explore everywhere. Their names are Puga, Simpsonsdude, and MatrixGuy. The three tourists stop to a group of people arguing. Then, the group splits up into 4 separate groups.

Turkeyasylum: I can't believe those guys won't agree with me.
McKing1003: Wait!
Turkeyasylum: What it is?
McKing1003: I want to join you.
Turkeyasylum: That's great!
McKing1003: Should I get all of the other metal heads?
Turkeyasylum: Yes.
About a minute later, McKing1003 comes back with Gemcloben and IronSabbathPriest.
Gemcloben: Um, we are forming an alliance?
IronSabbathPriest: Yea, what do you think we are doing?
Turkey: McKing, for your efforts, I pronounce you Commander in Chief.
ISP: What?!
Gem: No fair!
McKing: Yes! Thank you!
Gem: What shall we call our group?
ISP: The "Metalheads"?
Turkey: NO!
McKing: How about "Wolfpac"?
Gem: That's awesome!
Turkey: Now I'll show those guys.

Pony: I can't trust anyone, not even my friends!
Pony pauses for a second.
Pony: Why do I feel like I'm being watched?
3 people stop dead in their tracks.
RockFashionista: We want to be a group with you.
Pony: Really? Sweet!
EARL: Don't get carried away, ok?
Disney1994: So, you are our leader, then?
Pony: Yes.
RockFashionista: Can I be the next highest rank?
Pony: Of course!
Disney: Shall we call ourselves "The Disney 2000"?
Pony: Um, we have to agree on a name, ok?
After many minutes of suggestions, the group picked "The Wild Mustangs".
EARL: Well that was a waste of time!
RockFashionista: What do we do now?
Pony: Build a shelter or a fort.

Nintendofan126: I'm going solo.
Chaotixhero: Yea, me too.
PositronWildhawk: Same.
PetSounds: I guess I'm going solo as well.
The quartet stops for a moment.
Pos: If we are all going solo, then it would make sense that we become a group.
NF126: Sure!
Pos: It looks like everyone is getting a Commander in Chief.
NF126: This is so hard! All of you look perfect for the job!
After a long and hard stare, Nintendofan finally picks Chaotix as the CiC.
Chaotix: Yes!
PetSounds: I am feeling futuristic for some reason.
Pos: Futuristic, eh?
Chaotix: Um, guys?
Pos: Futuristic..... Z Dragoon......
Pet: Wait a minute, that could be our team name!
NF126: I was thinking of "Team 3" but ok!
Pet: What do we do next?
Pos: SLEEP.
Chaotix: But your not the....
NF126: Ok, I'm tired anyway.
Pet: But where do we sleep?
Pos: I got sleeping bags.
NF126: Ok! Let's take a long and peaceful nap.
Chaotix: Fine...... Whatever......

There are only 4 people left in the whole area.
Samanime: I guess we are a group then.
DapperPickle: We are the only ones who haven't left.
SwagFlicks: Guess who?
Delgia2k: Um, can we agree on a name?
Sam: EL TIGRES!
Swag: That's not a bad name, actually.
Dapper: Ok, we got our team name, but who should be the leader?
Swag: ME!
Sam: No, I want to be the leader.
Delgia2k: STOP! Just calm down, we don't want to be unstable.
Swag: Ok.
After agreeing on Delgia to be the leader, the group decided to talk to each other, like friends.

Puga: So, Wolfpac wants to fight others, TWM wants to build a base......
Simpsonsdude: .....Z Dragoon wants to sleep......
MatrixGuy:...... And El TIGRES wants to just talk to eachother..
Simpson: Wow, America is amazing!
Matrix: I agree.
Puga: Eh, not really.

What will the groups do to each other? Will they fight? Will they make up? Find out next episode on "The Wild, Wild Woods"! ( not related to The Wildwoods in NJ in any way).

Comments

I would of picked team four star but what the heck - visitor

I hope that my group won't get involve with my crimes. - Delgia2k