Types of Metal

SirSkeletorThe3rd Okay guys this is a joke list. I'm making fun of my favorite genre. Metal, so here it goes....

Power Metal: I see the dragon as it lands! I pull my sword put and slay the magnificent beast!

Screamo: RRRRRAAAAAAUGHHGHHGHH *whines* AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH NO ONE LIKES ME!!!! I WANT TO KILL YOU!!!!! DADDY NEVER LOVED ME!!!!! DADDY DRINKS CAUSE I WHINE!!!!!!

Nu Metal: Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, now I'm from the ghetto and I had a bad childhood cause my parents didn't love me. BUT NOW HERE I AM NOW LOVE ME!!!!!!!!! DADDY NEVER LOVED ME!!!!!

Black Metal: SSSSSAAAAAATTTAAAANNNN!!! SATAN! 666! SATAN! SATANIC FOREST WOLVES!!!! TRANSYLVANIA!!!!!! SATANIC WARFARE!!!!! FREEZING MOONS!!!!!! SATAN!!!!! SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!!!! BURN CHURCHES!!!! SATANIC VIKINGS!!!!!

Death Metal: KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! RIP OUT YOUR GUTS AND EAT IT!!! SO BRUTAL MAN! SCREAM BLOODY GORE NASTY **** **** **** **** RAUGH!!!!!!!!!

Thrash Metal: Blood is everywhere now. Cocaine does this to ya. Oh, and also HELLL!!!!! But I'm not satanic I just sing satan stuff. War can be bad, but I love singing about it. *5 different guitar solos play*

Metalcore: RAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?! TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS WORLD!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM HELL!!! I know you hate me but I will always LOVE YOU!!!!

Deathcore: *see Death Metal* Gore and guts are what I love!!!!!!

Stoner Metal: WooooooAAAaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Man I'm higher than Vietnam!!! What just happened?! Why are my fingers snakes and my snakes are fingers?! Oh my god! I love WEEED!!!! Smoke it everyday!!! *guitar solo* I'm the metal Snoop Dogg

Rap Metal: oh yeah! F*** the government! F*** all that fake rap metal! I'm bringing true metal back! Yeah!

Doom Metal: Wut lyrics? *one chord plays throughout the whole 48 minutes*

Groove Metal: Don't mess with me punk! Ugh! Respect! Ugh! Your gonna die boy!

Glam Metal: Gimme all the girls! I wanna show and get love! I want girls! Gimme all the girls in the world! I don't care if I get Herpes, AIDS, Zika, Syphylis, Gonorrhea, or any other STDS I just want some girls!!!!!

Super Melodic Techno Death Jam Blackened Thrash Nucore: SAAATAN GORE!!!! I wanna rap about techno satan!!! Look at my melodies!!!! *dubstep solo*

I hope you enjoyed anyways. Also many post weekend, so think of it as a Valentine's gift!

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Funny post. - visitor