How NOT to Make Your Profile Description

sadical Hi, it’s everyone’s favorite user ever with all of the followers LitJakePaul2 here, and today since now you have your accounts that you made thanks to me, you need your profile description! Here, I, LitJakePaul2 will show you the steps to making a legendary profile that will make everyone follow you but then unfollow you because the only person people can follow is me cause I’m the best user ever. Let’s begin so I can make TheTopTens a good place by making everyone good users.

1. Your Name
You know, the amazing LitJakePaul2 is the best user every, and I think that every user should get to know every other user really well, so you should put your first middle and last name. If you do, users won’t look you up and discover things about you.

2. Your Location
Wouldn’t it just be great to meet your favorite users in real life? Or maybe even your least favorite users so you can steal their stuff and destroy their house? That’s why you should show you exact address on your profile! Mine is 123456789101112 LitJakePaul2 Street in Antarctica.

3. Your Favorite Things
You should have facts about yourself on your profile so users can get to know you better! You can say things like favorite color, favorite horse breed, favorite color on the cover of the book Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Old School, favorite thing about the user LitJakePaul2, favorite youtuber whose name starts with Jake and ends with Paul... basically anything about you! You should have at least 30.

4. Your Least Favorite Things
You need a very very long list of things you like and dislike so users will get to know you. Some examples are least favorite word in this sentence, least favorite person to say is a bad user (LitJakePaul2), least favorite color on the rainbow that’s not orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, or violet...

5. Favorite Users
ME!!!

6. The Link On Your Profile
Use this one! https://www.smore.com/hzm72-litjakepaul2-is-the-best

7. A trick so people think you’re a good user
Say you’re LitJakePaul2s backup and put the link to my profile! Then people will think you’re the best user ever, cause I’m the best user ever!

8. GET NOSCOPED
Now that you said that, I can report you for pretending to be me and you can get banned! Now, next time you play Fortnite, I will noscope you! You also have to check out this post on how to make a new account https://www.thetoptens.com/a/#68972

(Step 9 was to advertise good LitJakePaul2 posts)
All you have to do is make sure that you don’t have 3 sentences and weird symbol things like sadical.

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