1 Anal C***
Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988 in Newton, Massachusetts. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude (ridicule of the unfortunate). Their music has ...read more.
Elite name and elite band. You know they are intentionally bad. To the guy who rather would listen to Bieber, you are triggered easily.
I honestly find this name funny. Put it on top!
2 Anal Blast
Funny story. I was at Mayhem Fest over the summer watching Jungle Rot, and an old man walked walked in front of me. He was wearing a sun hat and a shirt that read "Anal Blast" with a hilariously gross graphic
Ha! Just came to this list again for a giggle but now I'm laughing! Seriously...is there a rock or metal band with this name?! Haha
3 Oh S*** They’re Going to Kill Us
This is an actual name?
4 Pig Destroyer
Pig Destroyer is an American grindcore band formed in 1997 in Alexandria, Virginia. The band was formed by vocalist J. R. Hayes, guitarist Scott Hull, and drummer John Evans, later replaced by Brian Harvey.
It sounds like a pig that ate explosives then blow up and then it rained bacon. They are trying to be idiotic
They destroy pigs!
5 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
This one's pretty funny.
Iwrestledabearonce (often stylized in all lowercase) was an American metalcore band formed in 2007 in Shreveport, Louisiana. In their nine years together, they released one EP, four full-length albums, and two remixed releases.
How is this not at least in the top 3? I mean, Carcass, Anthrax, etc. Are funny, but for metal they're pretty standard. "Iwrestledabearonce" is funny for every genre of music, even in their silly humor-metalcore subgroup. And note that it's spelled all as one word.
Horrible grammar and you cannot survive if you wrestled a bear. You will die.
@ThatStrangeKid42 - I agree with you (because I added them) and they are at #2 on my remix.
7 Jesus Loves Anal
... I have no words
Carcass are a British extreme metal band from Liverpool, who formed in 1985 and disbanded in 1995. A reformation was enacted in 2007 without one of its original members, drummer Ken Owen, due to health reasons.
"Yeah, got one out the back..."
9 Dying Fetus
Dying Fetus is an American death metal band originally from Upper Marlboro, Maryland. Formed in 1991, the group is known for their consistently hook-laden song structures, characterized by blast beats, complex riffing, slam riffs and heavy breakdowns.
10 Five Finger Death Punch
Five Finger Death Punch, often shortened to Five Finger or Death Punch, also abbreviated as 5FDP or FFDP, is an American metal band from Las Vegas, Nevada. Formed in 2005, the band's name comes from the kung fu movie The Five Fingers of Death.
Hitting your mind after every word!
No footballs... why so dirty minded
I am far too immature for this.
Yes! I love balls!
12 Funeral For a Friend
Have to agree with all band names on this list, but this is the funniest and most weird! Laugh out loud!
"Next time he borrows my girlfriend I will have! "
Definitely the funniest on here by far.
13 Dead Brain Cells
Dead Brain Cells are a Canadian thrash metal band from the late 1980s. Called DBC for short, the band started in 1985 in Montreal as a small project named Final Chapter by guitar players Eddie Shahini and Gerry Ouellette, who put an ad in a magazine looking for a drummer.
Thrash from Canada. Very good and serious band despite this name.
14 Vodka Humor
Never heard of them, name is weird for a band.
Goatwhore is an American extreme metal band formed in 1997 in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States formed by former Acid Bath guitarist Sammy Duet. Goatwhore is known for their fast-paced fusion of black, death, and thrash metal.
Should be higher, and should definitely be above Suicidal Tendencies.
16 Cannabis Corpse
Cannabis Corpse is a marijuana-themed death metal band, formed in Virginia in 2006. Their band name is a parody of Cannibal Corpse. Cannabis Corpse songs are fully original but their album and song titles are parodies of many death metal bands' album and song titles (e.g. "Tube of the Resinated" vs ...read more.
I'd put this in the top 10. They are a Cannibal Corpse parody band. They take their song and album names and insert weed puns.
Songs: I C** Bud, I Will Smoke You, Skull Full of Bong Hits, Mummified in Bong Water.
17 Smelly Pedros
18 Strapping Young Lad
Strapping Young Lad was a Canadian extreme metal band formed by Devin Townsend in Vancouver, British Columbia in 1994. The band started as a one-man studio project; Townsend played most of the instruments on the 1995 debut album, Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing. By 1997, he had recruited permanent members; ...read more.
19 We Butter the Bread With Butter
We Butter the Bread with Butter is a German metalcore band from Lübben, noted for their heavy use of electronic music characteristics.
20 Abörted Hitler C***
21 Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails is an American industrial rock band, founded in 1988 by Trent Reznor in Cleveland, Ohio.
Trent stated the name has no literal meaning anyway.
Why they wanted to be called this, I will never know.
It sounds more cool than funny.
22 Adolf Satan
23 Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot
24 Satan's Almighty Penis
25 Suicidal Tendencies
Suicidal Tendencies is an American crossover thrash band founded in 1980 in Venice, California by vocalist Mike Muir, who is the only remaining original member of the band. The band is often credited as one of "the fathers of crossover thrash".
"Only every bloody day, my friend! "