Top Ten Best Michael Rosen PoemsDapperPickle Michael Rosen is a poet/living meme and we are here to present to you the best of the best Michael Rosen Poems.So settle down...and that includes YOU David Alexander!This list showcases the most entertaining, funny, memorable and memeable poems Michael has to offer.
The Top Ten
'We once had a teacher who was so strict you weren't allowed to breathe in her classes ; She used to stand out the front going "NO BREATHING! " and you had the whole morning to get through.
The weak ones just used to keel over and die you'd here than going down. Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!
There was always this whiny kid going "Miss, can I go out and do sum breathing -" "NO YOU HAD ALL PLAYTIME TO DO IT" and he's like "Go on miss! Go on! "
Did you know that there were 48 kids in our class when the year started, and by the end there were only five of them left... yeah. You had to step over bodies to get out of the classroom."Oh no! There is Melanie! That's a shame she was really nice! " "There's Dave! Heh heh! Hard luck Dave, always knew you were a bit weak!
D'you know people say to me "If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale? ". Fair enough and I'll tell you. It's because, when I was at ...more - DapperPickle
A great and imaginative poem
This is my favourite Michael Rosen poem
Its kinda funny
Another well known story.Most notable for the inclusion of the word 'Noice! '.This is a very educational video too as it teaches young children to blow on the potato until its cool. - DapperPickle
Very funny and fantastic storytelling hope you come up with more amazing poems!
Someone so funny
Whilst not used at all in poops, this is an incredibly famous rhyme...in my nursery anyway.It has a solid story, solid lyrics and the rhymes fit in nicely. - DapperPickle
Funnies I can relate
The best! I love this so much. My daughter thinks so too.
This shows the struggle of a mother taking her two whiny bratty kids out for a car trip...
"Can I have a drink? "
It is a powerful videoand really hits close to home for mothers like me. - DapperPickle
Its just amazing the way it is because its just perfect
Really hilarious video in my eyes.Good build up to the big hilarious moment.Also shows that stupid stuff sometimes helps you remember things. - DapperPickle
He really burned my ear with these sick beats.Just a fantastic video for comedy, on par with Shrek and M&M. - DapperPickle
Life of Brian...
He is babysitting Michael, poor Brian, he tries lots of ways to get him to bed but he fails every time. - DapperPickle
Helps kids like me deal with the death of a carer, think about shoehorns, and velcro or things that you miss about them. - DapperPickle
You really get to feel sympathy for Class 6's teacher as the class seem to ignore his every order. - DapperPickle
I always found this one quite intriguing as we never get to find out what the Skyfoogle is like or what it did to that man. Also, something I noticed, at the end, Michael stares across the room as if he noticed something... maybe it's the Skyfoogle? We'll never truly know.
This is great
The Red Sea... IS BLUE! - BritishGoat