Top Ten Best Michael Rosen Poems

Michael Rosen is a poet/living meme and we are here to present to you the best of the best Michael Rosen Poems.So settle down...and that includes YOU David Alexander!This list showcases the most entertaining, funny, memorable and memeable poems Michael has to offer.

The Top Ten

1 No Breathing In Class

'We once had a teacher who was so strict you weren't allowed to breathe in her classes ; She used to stand out the front going "NO BREATHING! " and you had the whole morning to get through.

The weak ones just used to keel over and die you'd here than going down. Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!
There was always this whiny kid going "Miss, can I go out and do sum breathing -" "NO YOU HAD ALL PLAYTIME TO DO IT" and he's like "Go on miss! Go on! "

Did you know that there were 48 kids in our class when the year started, and by the end there were only five of them left... yeah. You had to step over bodies to get out of the classroom."Oh no! There is Melanie! That's a shame she was really nice! " "There's Dave! Heh heh! Hard luck Dave, always knew you were a bit weak!

D'you know people say to me "If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale? ". Fair enough and I'll tell you. It's because, when I was at ...more - DapperPickle

A great and imaginative poem

This is my favourite Michael Rosen poem


2 Hot Food

Its kinda funny


Another well known story.Most notable for the inclusion of the word 'Noice! '.This is a very educational video too as it teaches young children to blow on the potato until its cool. - DapperPickle

3 Chocolate Cake

Very funny and fantastic storytelling hope you come up with more amazing poems!



Someone so funny

4 We`re Going On a Bear Hunt

Whilst not used at all in poops, this is an incredibly famous my nursery anyway.It has a solid story, solid lyrics and the rhymes fit in nicely. - DapperPickle

5 The Car Trip

Funnies I can relate

The best! I love this so much. My daughter thinks so too.

This shows the struggle of a mother taking her two whiny bratty kids out for a car trip...

"Can I have a drink? "

It is a powerful videoand really hits close to home for mothers like me. - DapperPickle

6 Holland

Its just amazing the way it is because its just perfect

Really hilarious video in my eyes.Good build up to the big hilarious moment.Also shows that stupid stuff sometimes helps you remember things. - DapperPickle

7 The Michael Rosen Rap

He really burned my ear with these sick beats.Just a fantastic video for comedy, on par with Shrek and M&M. - DapperPickle

8 Babysitter

Life of Brian...

He is babysitting Michael, poor Brian, he tries lots of ways to get him to bed but he fails every time. - DapperPickle

9 Harrybo

Helps kids like me deal with the death of a carer, think about shoehorns, and velcro or things that you miss about them. - DapperPickle

10 Trousers Down

The Contenders

11 The Outing

You really get to feel sympathy for Class 6's teacher as the class seem to ignore his every order. - DapperPickle

12 London Airport
13 They Said, I Say
14 The Skyfoogle

I always found this one quite intriguing as we never get to find out what the Skyfoogle is like or what it did to that man. Also, something I noticed, at the end, Michael stares across the room as if he noticed something... maybe it's the Skyfoogle? We'll never truly know.

its cool

15 The Hypnotizer
16 Useless Information

This is great

The Red Sea... IS BLUE! - BritishGoat

17 Washing Up
18 The Torch
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