Top Ten Best Michael Rosen PoemsDapperPickle Michael Rosen is a poet/living meme and we are here to present to you the best of the best Michael Rosen Poems.So settle down...and that includes YOU David Alexander!This list showcases the most entertaining, funny, memorable and memeable poems Michael has to offer.
The Top Ten
'We once had a teacher who was so strict you weren't allowed to breathe in her classes ; She used to stand out the front going "NO BREATHING! " and you had the whole morning to get through.
The weak ones just used to keel over and die you'd here than going down. Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!
There was always this whiny kid going "Miss, can I go out and do sum breathing -" "NO YOU HAD ALL PLAYTIME TO DO IT" and he's like "Go on miss! Go on! "
Did you know that there were 48 kids in our class when the year started, and by the end there were only five of them left... yeah. You had to step over bodies to get out of the classroom."Oh no! There is Melanie! That's a shame she was really nice! " "There's Dave! Heh heh! Hard luck Dave, always knew you were a bit weak!
D'you know people say to me "If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale? ". Fair enough and I'll tell you. It's because, when I was at ...more - DapperPickle
Another well known story.Most notable for the inclusion of the word 'Noice! '.This is a very educational video too as it teaches young children to blow on the potato until its cool. - DapperPickle
Even though Rosen's cake fetish had left him long ago there are still tiny hints that he may still be after more cake as he makes odd noises throughout the video displaying his love for the food item.This is a comedic video and is very entertaining because of the over the top expressions. - DapperPickle
The only one I know - OnionLists
Whilst not used at all in poops, this is an incredibly famous rhyme...in my nursery anyway.It has a solid story, solid lyrics and the rhymes fit in nicely. - DapperPickle
This shows the struggle of a mother taking her two whiny bratty kids out for a car trip...
"Can I have a drink? "
It is a powerful videoand really hits close to home for mothers like me. - DapperPickle
Really hilarious video in my eyes.Good build up to the big hilarious moment.Also shows that stupid stuff sometimes helps you remember things. - DapperPickle
Life of Brian...
He is babysitting Michael, poor Brian, he tries lots of ways to get him to bed but he fails every time. - DapperPickle
He really burned my ear with these sick beats.Just a fantastic video for comedy, on par with Shrek and M&M. - DapperPickle
Helps kids like me deal with the death of a carer, think about shoehorns, and velcro or things that you miss about them. - DapperPickle
You really get to feel sympathy for Class 6's teacher as the class seem to ignore his every order. - DapperPickle
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