Top 10 Rude and Adult Jokes that Were Sneaked Into Children's Movies
I'm not joking. They actually did this for that VERY rude joke.
I haven't seen this for YEARS but now that I think about it, the first time Shrek mentions Farquaad, he hesitates. I now know why.
Amazing but true
I think after they got married they would go on a honey moon. And on their honey moon, the would have sex, the screaming of the woman, would cause the earth to shake, like in animated movies and animated shows...
Fat joke? Sex joke? Fat sex joke? I don't get it...
You do know what that means, right?
Someone said that
Oh, I thought I invented that... I've been living a big lie this whole time...
Sugar, honey, iced tea. What do you get when you abbreviate it?
How did the movie maker no abbreviate that?
It took me years to get this! Oh
I believe it was supposed to say SFX for a tribute to the special effects team, but someone screwed up.
I'm laughing so damn hard right now at this!
Seriously, guys, did anyone notice? Parents, perhaps?
This puts a whole new meaning to fishing...
It's name is legs, and it scares me.
Wow, I just got that. How clever.
Haha! LOVE THIS! I wonder if any child has asked "What does he mean, mum? "
Love this saucy list!
I understood this loke as soon as I heard it. This should be at least number 3
Did they actually mean what I think they mean?
I'm sorry, baby, I love you...
This one is hilarious.
Wrong, "Snozzberries" is a reference to Super Troopers. Not everything is a gross, sexual joke, people. Jesus.
I don't understand that one.
@PosWildHawk, possibly snozzberry is slang for the genitalia of a gentleman.
Took me a while... Now I need to go throw up.
"Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? "
Come to think of it, there are a lot in this movie.
Think about it. It's clearly a euphemism. An unpleasant one, at that.
They actually show their butts to the camera, saying "wipe your..." then they turn around with sheepish smiles and say "... Face! "
Now, let's think about this, what rude word rhymes with "grass"?
It's actually 'wipe your... face'
They could've just said butt...
I find this unsettling, it's an air conditioner saying it to a vacuum cleaner...
It's his knees.
There were more innuendos than just that one.
Didn't he also say "Dirty Hoe" on screen as well?
I've just figured it out. Ha Ha Ha!
You also have to turn it up VERY loud to hear the vocals. It's not something you can hear naturally, you literally have to pause and turn your audio to its maximum setting. It's "good teenager, take off your clothes". When questioned, apparently they said they were bored and were trying to have fun. Still, mountains out of mole hills.
Except he wasn't caught muttering that. You were too young to know what he meant!
I didn't catch that one
A variation on the "Sugar Honey Iced Tea" joke.
Put a sock in it Dory. I've only seen that movie once or twice, and it was about 2 years ago so...
I used to think this meant that Buzz was envious of Jessie. But now I know what it actually means.