Top 10 Rude and Adult Jokes Sneaked Into Kids' Movies

In Shrek, the name "Farquaad" was chosen so that Mike Myers would pronounce it like "f***wod"

I'm not joking. They actually did this for that very rude joke. I haven't seen this for years, but now that I think about it, the first time Shrek mentions Farquaad, he hesitates. I now know why.

In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when elephants cause an earthquake during Aladdin's wedding, the Genie says, "The Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon"

I think after they got married, they would go on a honeymoon. And on their honeymoon, they would have sex. The screaming of the woman would cause the earth to shake, like in animated movies and shows.

Fat joke? Sex joke? Fat sex joke? I don't get it...

You do know what that means, right?

In Madagascar, when Marty realizes Alex is angry, he mutters, "Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea"

Oh, I thought I invented that. I've been living a big lie this whole time.

Sugar, honey, iced tea. What do you get when you abbreviate it?

How did the movie maker not abbreviate that?

In The Lion King, when Simba collapses onto a cliff, a cloud of dust rises and spells out the word "sex"

I believe it was supposed to say SFX as a tribute to the special effects team, but someone screwed up.

I'm laughing so hard right now at this!

In Toy Story, a fishing rod attached to female legs appears, implying it's a hooker

Seriously, guys, did anyone notice? Parents, perhaps?

This puts a whole new meaning to fishing...

Its name is Legs, and it scares me.

In Ratatouille, when Skinner catches Linguini messing with a pot of soup, he says, "One can get too familiar with vegetables"

Haha! Love this! I wonder if any child has asked, "What does he mean, mum?" Love this saucy list!

In The Cat in the Hat (live-action), the Cat says to a garden hoe, "Dirty hoe!"

I understood this joke as soon as I heard it. This should be at least number three.

Did they actually mean what I think they mean?

In Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Willy says, "The raspberries taste like raspberries, the strawberries taste like strawberries, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries," while eyeing Veruca Salt

Any guesses as to what "snozzberry" is slang for?

In The Rescuers, a topless woman appears in the background

In Ratatouille, a character says, "Doesn't even like to keep the food in his mouth if he's not satisfied"

Took me a while... Now I need to go throw up.

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In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, "patty-cake" is used as a euphemism for infidelity

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In The Lion King, Timon and Pumbaa spy on Simba and Nala during an intimate moment and sing about it

It took me ten years to realize this.

In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit says she "loved him more than a woman has ever loved a rabbit"

"Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Come to think of it, there are a lot in this movie.

Think about it. It's clearly a euphemism. An unpleasant one, at that.

In Shrek, singing dolls chant, "Keep your feet off the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your... feet"

They actually show their butts to the camera, saying "wipe your..." then they turn around with sheepish smiles and say "... face!"

Now, let's think about this. What rude word rhymes with "grass"?

In The Brave Little Toaster, a character says, "What you gonna do, suck me to death?"

I find this unsettling. It's an air conditioner saying it to a vacuum cleaner.

In The Little Mermaid, the priest appears to have an erection

In The Cat in the Hat (live-action), the Cat handles tennis balls and says, "I love the scent of fresh balls"

There were more innuendos than just that one.

Didn't he also say "Dirty Hoe" on screen as well?

I've just figured it out. Ha Ha Ha!

In Aladdin, when Aladdin meets Jasmine on the balcony, he is caught muttering, "Teenagers take their clothes off"

You also have to turn it up very loud to hear the vocals. It's not something you can hear naturally. You literally have to pause and turn your audio to its maximum setting. It's "good teenager, take off your clothes." When questioned, they said they were bored and trying to have fun. Still, mountains out of molehills.

Except he wasn't caught muttering that. You were too young to know what he meant!

In The Cat in the Hat (live-action), the S.L.O.W. is revealed to stand for "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter"

A variation on the "Sugar Honey Iced Tea" joke.

In Ratatouille, Anton Ego says to Linguini, "If I don't love it, I don't swallow"

In Frozen, Kristoff asks what shoe size Hans has, and Anna replies, "Foot size doesn't matter"

In Finding Dory, Dory is about to explain sex before being interrupted

Put a sock in it, Dory. I've only seen that movie once or twice, and it was about two years ago, so...

In Finding Nemo, the Psycho theme song is referenced

In Shrek, Farquaad looks at a picture of Fiona and then down at his crotch

In A Bug's Life, a character asks, "Wanna pollinate with a real bug?"

In Toy Story 2, Buzz Lightyear's wings pop out when Jessie opens the door, implying arousal

I used to think this meant that Buzz was envious of Jessie, but now I know what it actually means.

Not sure why that was necessary.

Top 10 Rude and Adult Jokes Sneaked Into Kids' Movies

In Shrek, the name "Farquaad" was chosen so that Mike Myers would pronounce it like "f***wod"

In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when elephants cause an earthquake during Aladdin's wedding, the Genie says, "The Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon"

In Madagascar, when Marty realizes Alex is angry, he mutters, "Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea"

In The Lion King, when Simba collapses onto a cliff, a cloud of dust rises and spells out the word "sex"

In Toy Story, a fishing rod attached to female legs appears, implying it's a hooker

In Ratatouille, when Skinner catches Linguini messing with a pot of soup, he says, "One can get too familiar with vegetables"

In The Cat in the Hat (live-action), the Cat says to a garden hoe, "Dirty hoe!"

In Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Willy says, "The raspberries taste like raspberries, the strawberries taste like strawberries, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries," while eyeing Veruca Salt

In The Rescuers, a topless woman appears in the background

In Ratatouille, a character says, "Doesn't even like to keep the food in his mouth if he's not satisfied"

In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, "patty-cake" is used as a euphemism for infidelity

In The Lion King, Timon and Pumbaa spy on Simba and Nala during an intimate moment and sing about it

In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit says she "loved him more than a woman has ever loved a rabbit"

In Shrek, singing dolls chant, "Keep your feet off the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your... feet"

In The Brave Little Toaster, a character says, "What you gonna do, suck me to death?"

In The Little Mermaid, the priest appears to have an erection

In The Cat in the Hat (live-action), the Cat handles tennis balls and says, "I love the scent of fresh balls"

In Aladdin, when Aladdin meets Jasmine on the balcony, he is caught muttering, "Teenagers take their clothes off"

In The Cat in the Hat (live-action), the S.L.O.W. is revealed to stand for "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter"

In Ratatouille, Anton Ego says to Linguini, "If I don't love it, I don't swallow"

In Frozen, Kristoff asks what shoe size Hans has, and Anna replies, "Foot size doesn't matter"

In Finding Dory, Dory is about to explain sex before being interrupted

In Finding Nemo, the Psycho theme song is referenced

In Shrek, Farquaad looks at a picture of Fiona and then down at his crotch

In A Bug's Life, a character asks, "Wanna pollinate with a real bug?"

In Toy Story 2, Buzz Lightyear's wings pop out when Jessie opens the door, implying arousal

In Madagascar, the bamboo spelling out "HELP" collapses and briefly reads "HELL"