Top Ten Silliest Ideas for a Movie
Ever heard of the term "like watching paint dry"? Now you can experience it with this three-hour-long movie of paint drying on a wall!
IMDb called. They said they rate this movie a perfect 10/10. A thought-provoking film that hides greater messages about life.
Watch this 3-hour epic of the battle of paint drying on a wall, starring Jaden Smith as Paint, Robert Pattinson as Wall, Kristen Stewart as Drying, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. THE BEST 3 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE!
A man goes to buy new shoes and embarks on a (not so) thrilling journey through the city! Once he arrives, he must battle swarms of annoying little children to get to the shop assistant and find the perfect shoe.
But wait, something terrible has happened. The man has no money! He quests back to his house, finds the money, and gets back to the shop just in time for lunch. The happy ending is when the man walks out with a nice new pair of shoes.
I'd love to see a sequel, as this is my favorite movie from 2015.
The most boring idea for a movie ever. Somebody going about their day is weird and creepy.
One night, a boy is attacked by all his childhood toys. Luckily, he is armed for a zombie apocalypse.
Will he make it out of his house alive and destroy all the toys? This movie is rated M.
One day, a girl named Alicia goes outside to get some fresh air. But suddenly, Alicia gets invited to a 4-day sleepover. Eventually, Alicia goes.
While she is at the sleepover, her dolls, stuffed animals, and figures come to life and try to get her back home.
Rated R for twerking animals and some nudity.
That's... actually a pretty good idea.
He was just like the others. Number Two, they called him. "Hey dude, the humans are just using you! You have no sentimental value!" Why couldn't his parents have been lead pencils?
He was nearing the end of his life and was too short to stick himself in a pencil sharpener. Oh, how he longed to stick it in and keep it there forever. And, better yet, she swallowed his shavings.
The life story of a pencil, from the first time it is used to the moment it's too small for any use or accidentally dropped into a wood chipper.
This would be a boring and awkward movie. It's just staring into nothing but a blank screen.
What it's like waiting for the movie to start.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
The funny thing about this list: besides awful movies, every single one of these ideas would make a fabulous Monty Python sketch.
It's not her life story. It's her trip to the bus stop!
Sleeping With Hinako, anybody? I know it isn't 10 hours, but I agree - it's boring as hell. Even worse for 10 hours.
It would be boring unless the person has the most ridiculous snores ever!
If there's an extended edition, that must mean there's a first movie.
This list seems to get weirder as I scroll down!
I never knew spoons could be sexy!
Ten hours of random color-changing lights, dancing broccoli, loud annoying music, Mr. Coconut, and penguins! And no sight of sparkly blue unicorns.
Still more interesting than watching paint dry.
The Newcomers
A bald astronaut in a space pod 400 km above Earth does the controls while eating Jack in the Box. This makes up the first 48 minutes of the film.
Then he dons his helmet, exits the pod, and does a "skydive" from space, but of course, it's really slow. He slowly falls through the atmosphere for 4 and a half hours, though this is both scientifically inaccurate and impossible.
He ends up falling above Vancouver (I randomly chose it from Google Earth). The astronaut removes his helmet as he falls, causing him to pass out.
(Sorry if this ending is too much): He gets hit by a speeding truck and flies with enormous velocity through a window into an office room. His head is cut by glass, and he hits a desk headfirst. He is obviously killed.
Based on that one episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Critics are calling this movie the best thriller ever. The movie we've all been waiting for.
RAIN!
When will it ever go away?
It is raining in the local park. When will it stop?
I have a great idea for this one.
A battle starts in a future time, and people only have glue products to defend themselves. Who will win?
It sounds like a Hunger Games rip-off.
Tim is bored, so he decides to eat a shoe.
The story of a piece of gum, which gets chewed, stuck underneath a table at a greasy diner, removed by the waitress, thrown away, and eventually causes a poor bird to die.
An hour of someone spinning a plastic globe! How many countries can you name?
A movie about grass growing (get it). The movie will be 7 hours long and feature cameos of celebrities' feet walking on the grass.
A butt's life is sad, especially if it's constantly being spanked.
A man mows his lawn. He starts up the lawnmower, only to discover it cannot work due to depression. He must burn a piece of jewelry in a volcano to cure his African lawnmower.
It must be boring, even for the guy mowing his lawn.
A 2-hour special all about watching a guy mow his lawn.
Caillou wages war on his friends. First, Caillou buys illegal guns and goes to a nightclub. He gets super loaded on crack, pot, cocaine, painkillers, glue, and every other drug. His mom finds out, and he murders her (super bloody scene). He then gets into his dad's Lamborghini, blasting super explicit music. He gets out of his car, flirts with Dora The Explorer, and KILLS HER! In the end, everyone in Caillou's hometown dies! In theatres December 19th, 2020! Rolling Stone - Masterpiece!
Rated R for: crude content, strong violence, gory scenes of war, strong drug use, and every curse ever used, 200+ times by 5-year-olds.
Instead of pointing their sticks and yelling spells, they hit each other with sticks.
With horrific-looking CGI hybrids to go along with it.