1 Licking your private parts - Privacy by Chris Brown
This is by far the worst lyric in the song. Terrible. Chris Brown? More like Chris Clown!
What is this? Oh my god. Why? This is the definition of cringe. Oh mean.
And this is one of the more tame lyrics in the song...
Cringey and disturbing at the same time.
2 About to eat some good food, like dog poop (YUMMY YUM) - Stinko Foot by Submarine Man
I don't think any of you should be taking this guy seriously.
Your foot stinks from stepping in dog poop.
I'm going to vomit after listening to this.
Oh my goodness Submarine
3 I'm the S**t I'm Fartin', I Don't Know How to Potty - Kodak Black - Drowning
These lyrics are very immature in my opinion. It doesn't sound like an adult actually wrote these lyrics.
Potty? I didn't know a two year old ghostwrote this.
Who wrote this a three year old?
4 I doodoo, I poopoo, I doodoo, I s**t on 'em - S**t On 'Em by Gorilla Zoe
As much as Gorilla Zoe is terrible, I had no idea he was that stupid that some of his lyrics sound like they are straight out of a Submarine Man song. This is embarrassing.
Sounds like a 6 year old who just learned how to swear.
Now this is just embarrassing.
5 I just asked your girl please, get on your knees, grab the tip and squeeze, please don't use your teeth, it really hurts - Bet by Octavian, Michael Phantom, and Skepta
This entire song is a cringe fest. Also, these "wonderful" lyrics were said by Skepta, a guy who I actually thought said intelligent stuff. Really, Skepta?
6 Make that p***y fart - Whistle While You Twerk by Ying Yang Twins
The worst of the worst
7 She made my dick erect - Bet by Octavian, Michael Phantom, and Skepta
No one cares, Michael.
Hey, at least it's better than "she blow me like a tuba" or "she blow that d like a cello"
8 Never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad - I'm Only Human by Rick Ross
If choccy milk makes you fart then it's a sign that your music is trash.
9 Watch me yuuu watch me superman - Watch Me by Silento
10 Got a booger in my nose, A Boogie on the chorus - Reminiscing by Kodak Black
Nobody needed to know that, Kodak. Every time I start to think Kodak might have some potential, I find a lyric like this.
Why are three year olds writing songs again?
11 I know you smell the perfume - SESE by 6ix9ine
12 I'm the s**t like I slithered in poo - Hop Is Back by Hopsin
I like Hopsin, but even I can't let this one slide.
13 You wanna know how I know I'm the s**t? Cause I keep clogging up the toilet - Disgusting by J. Cole
I like J Cole but boi what were you thinking? The song title describes this line perfectly.
At least the song has a fitting name.
Oh my God Cole, disgusting is right!
14 Cardiana, I was home with my kid, Mommiana - Thotiana (Cardi B Remix) by Blueface
15 Cause you know in the BAD days, they were always said they were in; THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF COMPACTOR! We can tell soy boys today; heh, you are OUT, bad boy-YAI! - I Love The Smelly Feet by Submarine Man
16 So what percentage of the show would I be taking? - The Other Side by Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron
While this song isn't bad by any means, this is still cringy because it doesn't make sense outside of The Greatest Showman.
17 Are you into astrology cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus - Gettin it in by Kanye West
18 We lit, we lit, we lit and you gotta admit - We lit by Lil Shizz
19 For foot stumps with all of the dog poop - Socks Off by Submarine Man
20 Killing you with the compactor, Old Man Dad he in doodle mode - Stinko Foot by Submarine Man
21 I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear - Eminem - Numb
22 Somehow this just turned into footi Friday - Footi Friday by Submarine Man
23 I ain't never been the one to gasp, but I had no idea it could taste like that - Apple Berry Nana by Eric Bellinger
Yeah pretty sure you did Eric, as all your songs are about that.
24 Fly like Magic Carpet - Friend Like Me by Will Smith & DJ Khaled
Compared to that god awful line from Privacy, this is totally fine.
25 Newest president an a*shole, I guess that's why I'm leavin' turd stains - Distorted Records by A$AP Rocky