Top 10 Most Cringeworthy Song Lyrics of All Time

We all know the feeling of listening to a song, getting into the beat, and then suddenly being hit by a line that makes us cringe. Whether it's a cheesy pickup line, a forced rhyme, or just plain bad writing, there are some lyrics that make us want to crawl into a hole.

Music has the power to transport us, to make us feel emotions we never thought possible. But with that power comes responsibility, and some songwriters have failed spectacularly in that regard. From awkward attempts at romance to cringe-worthy attempts at humor, the following lyrics will have you shaking your head in disbelief.

As we delve into our list, be warned: these lyrics are not for the faint of heart. Some are so bad they will make you want to cover your ears and run away. But others are so hilariously bad that you won't be able to stop yourself from laughing. So buckle up and get ready to cringe as we count down the top ten most cringeworthy song lyrics of all time.
The Top Ten
1 Licking your private parts - Privacy by Chris Brown

This is by far the worst lyric in the song. Terrible. Chris Brown? More like Chris Clown!

What is this? Oh my god. Why? This is the definition of cringe. Oh mean.

And this is one of the more tame lyrics in the song...

2 I'm the s**t I'm fartin', I don't know how to potty - Drowning by Kodak Black

These lyrics are very immature in my opinion. It doesn't sound like an adult actually wrote these lyrics.

Potty? I didn't know a two year old ghostwrote this.

Who wrote this a three year old?

3 About to eat some good food, like dog poop (YUMMY YUM) - Stinko Foot by Submarine Man

I don't think any of you should be taking this guy seriously.

Your foot stinks from stepping in dog poop.

I'm going to vomit after listening to this.

4 I doodoo, I poopoo, I doodoo, I s**t on 'em - S**t On 'Em by Gorilla Zoe

As much as Gorilla Zoe is terrible, I had no idea he was that stupid that some of his lyrics sound like they are straight out of a Submarine Man song. This is embarrassing.

Sounds like a 6 year old who just learned how to swear.

Now this is just embarrassing.

5 I just asked your girl please, get on your knees, grab the tip and squeeze, please don't use your teeth, it really hurts - Bet by Octavian, Michael Phantom, and Skepta

This entire song is a cringe fest. Also, these "wonderful" lyrics were said by Skepta, a guy who I actually thought said intelligent stuff. Really, Skepta?

6 Make that p***y fart - Whistle While You Twerk by Ying Yang Twins
7 Never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad - I'm Only Human by Rick Ross

If choccy milk makes you fart then it's a sign that your music is trash.

8 She made my dick erect - Bet by Octavian, Michael Phantom, and Skepta

Hey, at least it's better than "she blow me like a tuba" or "she blow that d like a cello"

9 Watch me yuuu watch me superman - Watch Me by Silento
10 Got a booger in my nose, A Boogie on the chorus - Reminiscing by Kodak Black

Nobody needed to know that, Kodak. Every time I start to think Kodak might have some potential, I find a lyric like this.

Why are three year olds writing songs again?

The Contenders
11 I know you smell the perfume - SESE by 6ix9ine
12 I'm the s**t like I slithered in poo - Hop Is Back by Hopsin

I like Hopsin, but even I can't let this one slide.

13 You wanna know how I know I'm the s**t? Cause I keep clogging up the toilet - Disgusting by J. Cole

I like J Cole but boi what were you thinking? The song title describes this line perfectly.

At least the song has a fitting name.

Oh my God Cole, disgusting is right!

14 Cardiana, I was home with my kid, Mommiana - Thotiana (Cardi B Remix) by Blueface
15 Cause you know in the BAD days, they were always said they were in; THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF COMPACTOR! We can tell soy boys today; heh, you are OUT, bad boy-YAI! - I Love The Smelly Feet by Submarine Man
16 So what percentage of the show would I be taking? - The Other Side by Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron

While this song isn't bad by any means, this is still cringy because it doesn't make sense outside of The Greatest Showman.

17 Are you into astrology cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus - Gettin it in by Kanye West
18 We lit, we lit, we lit and you gotta admit - We lit by Lil Shizz
19 For foot stumps with all of the dog poop - Socks Off by Submarine Man
20 Killing you with the compactor, Old Man Dad he in doodle mode - Stinko Foot by Submarine Man
21 I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear - Numb by Eminem
22 Somehow this just turned into footi Friday - Footi Friday by Submarine Man
23 I ain't never been the one to gasp, but I had no idea it could taste like that - Apple Berry Nana by Eric Bellinger

Yeah pretty sure you did Eric, as all your songs are about that.

24 I get the poop freshly baked from the doggy dog butt (skrrt, poop, scoop) - Dog Walk by Submarine Man
25 She blow that d**k like a cello - Peek a Boo by Lil Yachty

What's even worse is how he tried to explain this lyric. "I wanted to say a cello because I thought that was the instrument Squidward plays, but it ain't, that's a flute! " Squidward doesn't play a cello or a flute Lil Yachty! How could you fail so badly? What's next, is Lil Yachty going to claim that he thought Brian Griffin was a cat?

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