Top 10 Most Annoying Songs of All Time

There are some songs that just get on your nerves.

These are the songs that make you wonder what the person was thinking when they created them.

The Top Ten

Baby - Justin Bieber

This song is the worst thing ever invented. I was eight years old and in the elevator when this song started playing, and the man next to me couldn't bear it, so he started smashing his head into the buttons. I was trapped in that elevator for 14 years, and when I came out, I found out my family had declared me dead. All my possessions were gone, and I had no money left to my name.
I swore that day never to get into an elevator again and never to listen to Justin Bieber again. I've been trapped on the 6th floor of my apartment complex ever since and have sometimes considered taking the stairs, but my malnourished form, due to having eaten the elevator, will not allow me. I've sworn vengeance upon Bieber for the rest of my life.
I won't stop until he and his offspring have endured my song called "Daddy" for 14 years. Also, the lyrics are just cringy, and the music video is worse than watching Kim K's sex tape.
Friday - Rebecca Black

Excessive autotune, horrible lyrics, horrible music... It's almost as if the producers said, "Here's a singing robot, here's a 'My First Words' dictionary, and here's a chalkboard to scratch nails on. Let's get to work making this innocent 13-year-old girl the most despised person in the universe."

YouTubers should not make songs. When I first heard this song while watching one of my favorite YouTubers, I felt like throwing my phone at a wall.
However, I love songs by Shane Dawson, Trevor Moran, and Ricky Dillon. Rebecca Black should not make songs.
Let It Go - Idina Menzel

Don't even get me started on this song! No, really, where to start? So, in art class today, my teacher played this song because some immature 7th or 8th grader requested it. Anyway, the song played, and my friends sang it loudly, like they were trying to annoy me as much as possible.
One kid tried to stop, but they kept going. Oh, yeah, they even tried to get me up to dance to this atrocious, lame song. Nice try, guys - you never will! After all this, the art teacher decided to put on something I like to make up for it.
You can torture me with "Let It Go," but it's almost impossible not to dance to "No Diggity" by Blackstreet. That is real music right there!
#Selfie - The Chainsmokers

This doesn't belong on the list only because it isn't real music. It's making fun of girls who go to parties, just to be sexist. This might be one of the only songs that shouldn't qualify as music.

It's so bad that I don't even consider it a legitimate song. It's just nonstop talking about random stuff with a trap beat that plays after "First, let me take a selfie" is said. (I think my ears started bleeding just typing that). The Chainsmokers even admitted that this "song" was written for fun/as a joke and WASN'T intended to be released.
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

I honestly can't believe that 'Friday' was called the worst song of all time and hated by everybody, whereas this song is played literally everywhere. It's so much worse than 'Friday', with its repetitiveness, the singer's annoying voice, and the lack of any type of meaning whatsoever.

Does anybody really need to say anything about this song at this point? It's been on the radio for so long and it barely deserved half the time it's getting. The only thing in this song is a girl telling guys to call her. How is that creative? Exactly, it isn't.
I Love You - Barney

This song is terrible, just like all the other songs in this show, from the theme song to the If All The Raindrops song, among others. If I were to hear this song, I would just have myself mauled by a Grizzly Bear. Littlest Pet Shop and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic have much better songs than this trash.

I don't know about you, but Barney is creepy and that song just makes him worse. Not the actor's fault. More like, Barney's creepy. He creeps me out. Let's just make him creepy for everyone. With a little annoyance and a little creepy eyes.
Barbie Girl - Aqua

This song was an absolute nightmare and horror when I was in my childhood. It took me 10 years to stop randomly humming it. It literally makes me angry if I ever hear it. The memories of even its name make my teeth want to grind until my tongue is destroyed.

Oh, I remember this from my high school years. I wished that a Barbie doll would fall into my hands just so I could torture it. Better yet, one of the band members falling into my hands would've been nice, but they were too far away.

I agree. I really hate this song! It's super annoying. It drives me nuts if someone plays this song, and it gets stuck in my head. Then, I would have to listen to my favorite music on my phone or MP3 player to get it out of my head.
Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men

I go to the bowling alley every Saturday at 10 AM, and I have to hear this song on the jukebox every time! I'd rather hear the other annoying songs on the list than this! Besides, how come Nickelback isn't high on the list?

Do you even know the meaning of the song? It's a very messed up meme. And I would be mad if someone let my dogs out, but really, it should be in the top five.

Who the hell did let the dogs out? I'm mad at the person who did. If they never got out, then this song would never have been made.
Baby Shark - Pinkfong

This song really gets on my nerves because of the repetition. Baby by Justin Bieber deserves a dishonorable mention, no matter what (no offense to others' opinions).

I hate this song so much! First, it was at a basketball game, then a kid almost sang it at Burger King, on someone's phone at Walmart, and last but not least, the circus? Basically, at any event where the crowd has at least preschoolers in it, they will play the song no matter what. If someone hijacks the music and blasts the song in public, my day is ruined. GET ON NUMBER 1!
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

Female Billy Ray Cyrus, but worse.
"Carrie Underwood is the greatest thing that American Idol ever gave us."
This quote is why I can't take Rolling Stone seriously.

Well, what did you expect from a hypocritical Bible-thumper?
Honestly, why are Southerners so obsessed with violence?

Still hearing this song on the radio is one of the things I hate about America.

The Newcomers

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Apt - Rose and Bruno Mars

This is the worst radio single ever made. And that's it.
Bruno Mars is a great musician, but he should know better than to make a song like that. While Thunder by Imagine Dragons is a lot more repetitive than this, at least it was catchy and had a message. This song fits neither of those categories. Because of that, I think it makes Thunder look like Bohemian Rhapsody.

More annoying than Baby Shark, Gummy Bear, and It's Everyday Bro combined.
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Suki Suki Su - Cyberjapan Dancers

PONPONPON and APT. Baby, move over. I love CyberJapan Dancers, but this is my least favorite song by them.
Even though it's about loving yourself, I think, and has a fun beat, they say Suki Suki Su, Suki su, Suki su too much. It becomes repetitive, and I lost my enjoyment when they kept repeating it.
This should be higher than Ponponpon because Kyary doesn't say Ponponpon 70 times. That song has more words than this one throughout the chorus.
I love CyberJapan Dancers, but this is their weakest song.

The Contenders

Gangnam Style - Psy

Okay. So I don't really like this song, but there are some rude, racist, and cringe-worthy comments here. For one, not everything sung in Korean is awful. I myself am South Korean and I've heard pretty good Korean songs. Second, this is Korean, not Japanese, so whoever said that is 100% wrong. Once again, I do not like this song, but a lot of these comments are worse than the song itself.

In 2010 music officially died when Justin Bieber came singing 'Baby'. And in 2012, music is now just a mindless zombie with Psy, and is practically eating away at people's brains, making them into mindless zombies too. And now most of the world is doomed to a "hit pop song" apocalypse. Pray for us, people.
The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

Ylvis is beyond annoying. The garbage music that passes off as music is a sick joke. There is actually a lot of great underground music, but all modern mainstream sucks.

It's just a song with the guy singing loads of animal noises! Why do I care what the flipping fox says? This guy must have been pretty desperate for a new song.

I loved this song when it first came out, I laughed so hard. Now, it's annoying and pointless. The fox barks. You should've learned a while ago that a fox doesn't say, "Yodelaheehahoo."
Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

"Anaconda" is better than this! (Still a bad song though.) The chorus is literally four words repeated for 30 seconds, and the verses are also obnoxious. This song was originally not supposed to be released. It's that bad! This is the absolute worst song by Nicki that I've ever heard, and the music video is just as ridiculous/stupid.
However, she did have some songs that actually sound good like "Pound the Alarm", "Starships", and "Superbass". I think I've given this ear torture of a song enough attention.

This song is super repetitive. The music video is just really weird, just like everything else that Nicki Minaj makes. Actually, Nicki herself is the stupid hoe. This should definitely be at the top.
Tik Tok - Kesha

Made in the year 2010, the year music officially died. And on top of that, she can't sing.

Why did Kesha have to use so much autotune in this song?
Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson

Why do people think this song is great? The Avril Lavigne brand of pop rock has aged terribly, and this song is no exception.
The Gummy Bear Song - Gummibar

Ugh, I absolutely despise this song! I had to constantly listen to it during my early school years, then my mother bought the CD, and let me tell you, my ears have never been the same after that.

It is the worst, not number one deserving. I mean, it's really annoying with the bear's stupid voice, and also that crappy music video.

I don't like this song. My parents used to play it all the time. It's so crappy. It was the worst ear pain ever in my life!
Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) - Silento

This was one of the most annoying songs ever. Silento was really annoying on this song, especially in the "OOH WATCH ME" part, and almost every line in the song has "watch me" in it.

It tires me, it bores me, and now, thanks to this stupid song, I have a terrible pain in my arm, and it has been going on for nearly 10 days now. My BFFs all find it boring.

I don't get why this song became so popular. It's just a crappy dance song with no meaning, nothing.
Axel F - Crazy Frog

I just think that Crazy Frog just overdid it. In my opinion, there is no other song more annoying than Axel F. Right now, I am in class and I was just thinking about how I could annoy my classmates. Well, when I remembered how much Axel F annoyed my family, I just went to Spotify and blared Axel F. Oh, and I am in 7th Grade. Well, that is my opinion that Axel F should be the most annoying song in the world. As a matter of fact, it shouldn't be a song at all.

It's a sorry excuse for a song. For those of you who don't know, they just took the Beverly Hills Cop theme song and made it annoying. Crazy Frog lives up to his alias of "The Annoying Thing."
Whip My Hair - Willow Smith

"I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth."
That's it. That's all you ever hear from this song. It's so annoying that just a second of it can drive me to insanity.
It's just seven words repeated over and over again. It's like they're trying to make us, the audience, bang our heads against the wall and listen to actually good music!
This list includes every song relatable to our lives when annoying songs pop up. I hate every song on this list.
Play actual good music, like Beethoven Virus or something like that. Move away from this girl who shows off her hairstyle to a "school" with children in it.

This is a really annoying song! All I can hear are the same lyrics, and that's it! WE GET IT!
And it gets really aggravating from start to end. This song really needs to be banned from YouTube.
Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Oh God, what is this abomination? It seems Nicki Minaj has taken the average aging pop star route, which didn't work for "Stupid Hoe" or Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball." The "song" is basically a ripoff of "Baby Got Back" (don't get me started on that either). The lyrics sound like they were written by a toddler who just watched "50 Shades of Grey," and the music video was like a porn video. People are defending this as a feminist anthem? No way!
Listen to "BO$$", "That's My Girl", or "Dangerous Woman," not this... trash, which is more anti-feminist than most men in the 1800s. Nicki Minaj objectifies both men and women (basically humanity).

I listened to this for 2 seconds, and I self-destructed.
Ok, I'm back. Nicki Minaj, do every sane person in the world a favor and use your singing not for "entertainment", but as a torturing device for the people in the U.S. government who need information FAST. I guarantee you, they'll get it lightning fast.
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

Worst song ever written. Even worse than Friday or that little girl who sings "Baby." This song has the same melody as the Hokey Pokey song, which is a song written for four-year-olds.
Any adult who purchases this song should be sterilized on the spot to make sure they do not breed and make the human race even more stupid than it already is.

Ugh... anyone with the last name of Cyrus loses my vote for a good song, because I used to like Hannah Montana, but not anymore. If I hear this song again, I will lose it.

The King of the genre called Toasty Rock, which dominated 1992.
Animals - Maroon 5

I don't think the song itself is that bad without the music video. I still don't really enjoy it. Just mediocre.

I don't think it's a bad song, but kids should avoid it for as long as they can, especially the music video.
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey

I hear this song every holiday season. It got to the point where I heard this song more than any other Christmas song!

Very annoying song. I heard it almost every day from the Muzak at my work in a grocery store from after Thanksgiving to Christmas Eve.

I used to love this song until I started hearing it every single Christmas Day.
Thrift Shop - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Okay... I know lots of people really love it. I personally don't get why. I don't want to be a hater because I get so annoyed when people are always hating on my favorite band, Cascada, but I dislike this song. I respect that people like it, but I can't understand why people want to hear a song about a trip to a thrift shop. I am also not a rap person.
I respect that some like rap, just like I wish Cascada haters would respect the Cascada fans. I hope I did a good job writing this review.

I bet this was made because of the pawn shop TV fad. Rule of thumb: just because it's popular doesn't mean you have to make a song or movie about it, and if you do make a song about it, at least have it be by Weird Al.
Poker Face - Lady Gaga

It's really meaningless and annoying, with no vocal capability whatsoever, which I know Gaga has.

Wait, there are 2 White Stripes songs on this list, and they're above this? Faith in humanity = 0.

This song is good and catchy. I don't find it annoying.