Top 10 Worst Songs to Live Your Life By
What if people actually based their lives and lifestyles on these songs?!
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We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
If you really live your life by this song, then you have the worst life in the world.
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Young Wild and Free - Wiz Kalifa, Snoop Dogg, Bruno Mars
I almost forgot about this song. Horrible, and I mean horrible, worse than Stupid Hoe.
Snoop Dogg, I have all, and I mean ALL, faith in you.
When you realize that there are some guys who prefer living by songs like this one instead of masterpieces like By The Way (RHCP) or Fade to Black (Metallica), you'll say, "...What the hell?!"
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As Long As You Love Me - Justin Bieber
This would mean your whole life revolves around loving Justin Bieber.
You'll be living in the Bieber universe.
This song is like a ripoff of the Backstreet Boys, who have the same title for the song.
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International Love - Pitbull
How can you make cremation fun in a pop song? Cremation is pretty depressing when you think about it.
Great list, hhjj. I voted for this one because I'm tired of Pitbull. And the worst part is, he's got the official song of the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
So basically, your goal is to have sex in every country of the world.
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Date Rape - Sublime
I feel like this is worse than "We Can't Stop" or "Young Wild and Free." At least those are not about directly harming anyone else.
Almost forgot to add this one, but yeah, it's definitely a creepy song to live by.
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Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
On the front cover, he looks like Aphex Twin!
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Don't Drop That Thun Thun Thun - Finatticz
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Bitch Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator
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Hey There Delilah - Plain White T'S
Good song, but you would have to stalk some girl named Delilah.
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Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
I think I know how she thought of the idea. There's a Simpsons episode in which Homer gets hit by a wrecking ball. This is just sick and trashy.
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My Girlfriend - Relient K
Dude, this is so stupid. I've listened to Marilyn Manson my entire life, and nothing bad has ever happened to me. I didn't go to the bad side of life or commit any crime or sin.
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Comin' to Your City - Big & Rich
That would mean you would start judging by appearance. Want to know what I mean? Just listen to this lyric from the song:
"Then we rolled on into Canton, scared the hell out of Marilyn Manson, and the party started happenin', hey hey hey!"
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Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
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Eat My Diarrhea - GG Allin
That is just weird! And coprophilia as well. The title says it all. This is why I don't listen to GG Allin.
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Lolita - Lana del Rey
Just a really creepy premise if you know the book Lolita. It's about the same thing.
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I'm a Rapist - GG Allin
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The Crystal Ship - The Doors
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Kim - Eminem
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Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
This would basically be calling everyone a stupid hoe. It really is a bad song to live your life by.
Didn't Nicki write this about her life?
No one should base their life on this song.
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Lovers - Jackie Evancho
Theme from the movie "House of Flying Daggers". The hero, the villain, and the heroine are all tragically killed with knives and swords. Great song, sad movie, and tragic love story.
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I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell R*** Victims They Asked for It - A*** C***
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I'm Gonna Rape You - GG Allin
(Sigh) Really, again with the sick-ass songs? Again, not in a good way.
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The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Well, yeah, I wouldn't want to live by a song by a groomer and rapist.
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Timothy - The Buoys
A story of cannibalism.
Three men are trapped in a mine cave-in. The first two kill and eat the third one. When they are finally rescued, they don't tell anybody the third one was ever there.
Timothy, Timothy,
Joe was looking at you,
Timothy, Timothy,
God, what did we do?
Timothy, Timothy
Where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy
God, why don't I know?
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Daddy - Korn
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Scream and Shout - Will.I.Am
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Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
