Top Ten Worst UK Number 1 Hits

The Top Ten
1 Can We Fix It? - Bob The Builder

It was Christmas number 1 of 2000.
It was obviously the kids who made it number 1 they wanted their parents to get it.

Proof that the uk has no taste in music. At least in the us we have REAL songs instead of T.V. theme songs

2 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

I watched Mr Blobby on television but this song...Mr Blobby robbed Take That they where supposed to get Christmas Number 1 with their song "Babe" if I was older I would want to kill Mr Blobby.

3 Axel F - Crazy Frog

Surely this should be the worst number 1 single of all time!
At least Bob The Builder's 'Can You Fix It? ' has proper lyrics and a tune.
Another reason it's the worst UK No1 single of all-time is the fact it prevented a much better song 'Speed Of Sound' by Coldplay getting to No1!
Also, this wasn't fun in anyway, let's not forget it was based on a annoying ringtone, I hated this song at school!

4 Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef
5 Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
6 It's Raining Men - Geri Halliwell
7 Charlie Puth - Marvin Gaye

This is one of the few songs in which I think a reference actually disgraces the person it is made about.

This song sucks

8 Dance Monkey - Tones and I
9 Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina
10 Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd

Why is Bob the Builder number one? Is not a masterpiece but... worse than this? This is genuinely one of the worst songs I have listened in my life, it's boderline unlistenable by how bad and over the top it is

Another former X-Factor finalist with an average singing voice, due to the media hype around this her debut single, it managed to make it to No1! Depsite been annoying and very poor

Why is the Bob the Builder theme at number 1?

This is not only the worst UK song, but it's one of the bottom 3 worst songs of all time

The Contenders
11 Flat Beat - Mr Oizo
12 Do The Bartman - The Simpsons
13 Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
14 Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
15 My Sweet Lord - George Harrison

Poor lyrics, poor subject matter of George wanting to see God and never going beyond that. If it was because he had a wife (for example) who was dying and he didn't know what to do and he wanted to turn to God because she is religious but he feels God will not listen because he committed cold-blooded murder in the past, that would instantly be a better song!

This song it's just bad

16 Bom Bom - Sam & the Womp
17 What Do You Mean? - Justin Bieber
18 Loca People - Sak Noel

Novelty 2012 UK No1 hit from a Spanish DJ. It's a very annoying dance song with a horrible beat and very few repeative lyrics "When I go the spain, and I see everybody partying, I say what the #!. Played at nightclubs or discos it's almost guartanned to clear the dancefloor of people.

19 The Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say Eh Oh!
20 You're Beautiful - James Blunt
21 Head & Heart - Joel Corry
22 Abcdefu - Gayle
23 Nero - Promises

2011 UK No1 hit.
Dull, annoying Dub-step track that somehow got to No1 in the charts. One of most number one's of the 21st Century. The tune goes nowhere the vocals sound random, it's not my cup of tea or maybe I just don't get Dub-step.

24 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Musical Theatre
25 The Outhere Brothers - Boom Boom Boom

Why the hell were these 2 popular?!

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