Top Ten Worst UK Number 1 Hits
I watched Mr. Blobby on television, but this song. Mr. Blobby robbed Take That. They were supposed to get the Christmas Number 1 with their song "Babe." If I were older, I would want to kill Mr. Blobby.
It was the Christmas number one of 2000.
It was obviously the kids who made it number one. They wanted their parents to get it.
Oh God, this is bad beyond all unholiness.
Proof that the UK has no taste in music. At least in the US, we have real songs instead of TV theme songs.
Surely, this should be the worst number-one single of all time. At least Bob the Builder's Can You Fix It? has proper lyrics and a tune.
Another reason it's the worst UK Number 1 single of all time is the fact that it prevented a much better song, Speed of Sound by Coldplay, from getting to Number 1.
Also, this wasn't fun in any way. Let's not forget it was based on an annoying ringtone. I hated this song in school.
Tries to be empowering, but comes off as immature. She was young when she made this song, but that doesn't make it less annoying.
Why is Bob the Builder number one? It's not a masterpiece, but... worse than this? This is genuinely one of the worst songs I have listened to in my life. It's borderline unlistenable due to how bad and over-the-top it is.
Another former X-Factor finalist with an average singing voice. Due to the media hype around her debut single, it managed to make it to Number 1. Despite being annoying and very poor.
Why is this not at the top?
Most of this list is either mediocre or even mildly bad.
Everything is a masterpiece compared to this mess.
The Newcomers
Poor lyrics, poor subject matter about George wanting to see God and never going beyond that. If it was because he had a wife, for example, who was dying and he didn't know what to do, and he wanted to turn to God because she is religious but he feels God will not listen because he committed cold-blooded murder in the past, that would instantly be a better song.
The lyrics are very creepy.
This is one of the few songs in which I think a reference actually disgraces the person it is made about.
Novelty 2012 UK Number 1 hit from a Spanish DJ. It's a very annoying dance song with a horrible beat and very few repetitive lyrics. "When I go to Spain, and I see everybody partying, I say what the heck." Played at nightclubs or discos, it's almost guaranteed to clear the dance floor of people.
The epitome of annoyance and senselessness.
I'm surprised this is at the bottom and that people didn't spam-vote this to Number 1.
It left "Vienna" by Ultravox stranded at Number Two. Go to hell, Britain.