Top Ten Worst UK Number 1 Hits

1. Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

   I watched Mr. Blobby on television, but this song. Mr. Blobby robbed Take That. They were supposed to get the Christmas Number 1 with their song "Babe." If I were older, I would want to kill Mr. Blobby.

2. Dance Monkey - Tones and I

   

3. The Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say Eh Oh!

   

4. Can We Fix It? - Bob The Builder

   It was the Christmas number one of 2000.

   It was obviously the kids who made it number one. They wanted their parents to get it.

   Oh God, this is bad beyond all unholiness.

   Proof that the UK has no taste in music. At least in the US, we have real songs instead of TV theme songs.

5. Axel F - Crazy Frog

   Surely, this should be the worst number-one single of all time. At least Bob the Builder's Can You Fix It? has proper lyrics and a tune.

   Another reason it's the worst UK Number 1 single of all time is the fact that it prevented a much better song, Speed of Sound by Coldplay, from getting to Number 1.

   Also, this wasn't fun in any way. Let's not forget it was based on an annoying ringtone. I hated this song in school.

6. Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef

7. Abcdefu - Gayle

   

   Tries to be empowering, but comes off as immature. She was young when she made this song, but that doesn't make it less annoying.

8. Barbie Girl - Aqua

   

9. Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

   

10. Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd

    

    Why is Bob the Builder number one? It's not a masterpiece, but... worse than this? This is genuinely one of the worst songs I have listened to in my life. It's borderline unlistenable due to how bad and over-the-top it is.

    Another former X-Factor finalist with an average singing voice. Due to the media hype around her debut single, it managed to make it to Number 1. Despite being annoying and very poor.

    Why is this not at the top?

    Most of this list is either mediocre or even mildly bad.

    Everything is a masterpiece compared to this mess.

The Newcomers
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    Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

    
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    Head & Heart - Joel Corry

    
The Contenders

13. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina

14. Flat Beat - Mr Oizo

15. Do The Bartman - The Simpsons

16. Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65

17. It's Raining Men - Geri Halliwell

18. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex

19. Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry

20. Bom Bom - Sam & the Womp

    

21. My Sweet Lord - George Harrison

    

    Poor lyrics, poor subject matter about George wanting to see God and never going beyond that. If it was because he had a wife, for example, who was dying and he didn't know what to do, and he wanted to turn to God because she is religious but he feels God will not listen because he committed cold-blooded murder in the past, that would instantly be a better song.

22. You're Beautiful - James Blunt

    

    The lyrics are very creepy.

23. Charlie Puth - Marvin Gaye

    

    This is one of the few songs in which I think a reference actually disgraces the person it is made about.

24. Loca People - Sak Noel

    

    Novelty 2012 UK Number 1 hit from a Spanish DJ. It's a very annoying dance song with a horrible beat and very few repetitive lyrics. "When I go to Spain, and I see everybody partying, I say what the heck." Played at nightclubs or discos, it's almost guaranteed to clear the dance floor of people.

    The epitome of annoyance and senselessness.

25. Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Musical Theatre

    It left "Vienna" by Ultravox stranded at Number Two. Go to hell, Britain.

26. What Do You Mean? - Justin Bieber

27. Baby - Justin Bieber

    

    I'm surprised this is at the bottom and that people didn't spam-vote this to Number 1.