Top 10 Most Narcissistic Songs of All Time

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21 Bow Down / I Been On - Beyonce Bow Down / I Been On - Beyonce

Beyonce thinks people should "BOW down" to her mediocre song. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

22 Hot Problems - Double Take

The "just kidding, we're perfect" line at the end isn't helping the fact that these girls need to see a surgeon to remove their heads from their own anuses. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

How are they "hot girls" when they look fake? No offense. But I agree with TheEvilNuggetCookie. "Just kidding, we're perfect" That sounds rude! These girls are narcissistic and basically make people look bad to make theirselves look good. - MLPFan

I hate this song, worst song ever. Like A Princess is even worse. These girls cannot sing and they are so full of themselves-AnimeDrawer85

This isn't really a song._.

23 I Can't Give Everything Away - David Bowie

David Bowie? Being a narcissist? This is the most untrue thing I have ever heard.

Or else we will or fing hate you

24 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
25 Win Again - Nicki Minaj

In this song, Nicki blabber on about how great she thinks she is for 4 minutes. Perhaps if you are going to make a song basically proclaiming yourself as the greatest female rapper of all time, you should make the song at least sound good. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

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26 Too Cool - Meaghan Martin

Unworthy of having that awesome surname - Martinglez

I like this song so I screw myself for it. - mayamanga

27 Imagine - John Lennon
28 Fancy - Iggy Azalea
29 I'll Show You - Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber's music nowadays is so bland and dull. I do not know how many people like him nowadays, his music is so boring. Many people at my school like him. He tries too hard to apologize, but he keeps doing bad things. Recently, a fan wanted his autograph and guess what he said? "No". He treats his fans badly, how can people like him? -AnimeDrawer85

I forgave Justin... then he made this BS. - Swellow

30 Sweatshirt - Jacob Sartorius
31 Boss Ass B**** - Ptaf

Three girls shout about how amazing and hot they think they are over a garbage beat. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

32 Sue (Or in a Season of Crime) - David Bowie

Somebody obviously didn't like Blackstar! - higgsboson2142

Look, when you did this on 2016's worst list, it was fine b/c that was your presumed opinion. Now there is proof you r a troll. NONE OF THESE DAVID BOWIE SONGS R NARCISSTIC! - ProPanda

33 The Sound of Silence - Disturbed

Do you mean the way they were covering it, or did you just think Disturbed wrote the song? (Sounds Of Silence was written and performed by Simon and Garfunkel)

I won't hold it back - This is a dreadful cover. The instrumentals are barely there, and even when they are, they don't even try to be metal in the slightest (saying it's "metal" is disrespectful towards metal itself). Don't forget that the lead singer puts no emotion into the song, making him sound extremely bland and vanilla in comparison to the amazing passion Paul Simon put into his song.
And call me a "nostalgia-tard", I'm just stating my opinion. Disturbed can't touch Simon and Garfunkel at all. - Swellow

34 Started from the Bottom - Drake

Very apt that this song is on the list. According to Drake, starting from the bottom means getting a cruddy job while living in a well-to-do middle class upbringing. Boo bloody hoo. And that's only for one verse. The rest of the song just is him bragging about how great he is and how brilliant his lifestyle is. Ironically, for a song called 'Started From The Bottom', it is far more concerned with his way of life at the top, as opposed to the bottom, of the greasy pole. To be fair, if he had delved a little more into his life at the bottom, his work on a popular sitcom would be discussed along with more of his aforementioned middle class raising. Presumably that would have made the song more of a joke, as the whole 'started from the bottom' charade would have evaporated instantly. So instead we get endless narcissism about how great his life is, which would only appeal to a small fraction of his listeners. Awful song, and utterly narcissistic too. - Mrveteran

35 Master of Puppets - Metallica

How is this song narcissistic?

36 Bohemian Rhapsody - Panic! at the Disco Bohemian Rhapsody - Panic! at the Disco

An absolute photocopy of one of the greatest songs ever

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37 I Want It All - Ashley Tisdale

Wait a minute this song doesn't count because it is from a movie and the character is supposed to be narcissistic that is why this song was in the movie

38 Blackstar - David Bowie Blackstar - David Bowie V 1 Comment
39 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie

So offensive I am never lister long to this again

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40 Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Okay, I'm confused. How is Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan on a Most Narcissistic Songs list? - Draco

Number 1 on Rolling Stones for no reason

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