Top Ten Reasons Hamilton is a Horrible Musical

The Top Ten
1 It's overrated
2 Bad plot

Oh wow. Whoever did this is a idiot. If Hamilton is bad that must mean that life is bad. Hamilton is a real story my friend.

*cough* Man history Sure does have a bad plot *cough* 2/10 *is being sarcastic I love Hamilton*

3 It's boring

No offense but this is a stupid reason. I've listened to certain tracks and have gotten extremely excited and pumped up about the historical events being sung about so uh yeah, "boring" isn't necessarily a valid criticism without an explanation.

4 It's mediocre
5 This is a musical about a failure

What are you talking about? How is Alexander Hamilton a failure? Sure, he succumbed to an untimely death, however he still managed to establish the nation's first national bank as well as a system that managed to pull the country out of war debt. I mean, the dude is literally on the 10 dollar bill. He's no failure lmao

6 Alexander Hamilton is annoying
7 The 3 sisters are whiny
8 The actors suck

No they don't. They're probably better than you at least.

9 Rap songs in the 1800s

No, actually, whoever said the last commen you are mistaken. You must have looked up “Baby” by Justin Bieber because that is the cheesiest song ever, and just listening to one song does not mean you even have a clue what Hamilton is about.

10 The songs are cheesy

The songs are different, It's Quiet Uptown and The World was Wide Enough are not cheesy, are they?
What other musical or song have you heard about that is NOT cheesy? Uh..all songs other than Hamilton songs are cheesy thanks -_-

Ugh I used to have to warm up in theater camp to this garbage.

The Contenders
11 It’s full of cuss words

Are you serious?! Think of other raps and ANY song for once!

Seriously, OP? Grow up. It's hip hop, what did you expect?

12 It's a history lesson gone wrong

Not.

True.

At.

All.

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