Top 10 Saddest Sports Cities
The Browns don't know what it's like to be in a Super Bowl, and the Cavaliers have never made it to the NBA Finals, even though everyone keeps saying they will. The only championships Cleveland citizens got to experience were the Indians winning the World Series in 1920 and 1948.
Even with the Cavs winning an NBA title in June 2016 and the Indians losing to the Cubs in baseball's 121st World Series (also in 2016), the Cleveland Browns wouldn't know a Super Bowl if it bit them.
The Browns are so horrible at football that they're only liked by little kids who like their logo and/or the color brown. I predicted that the next Super Bowl will be Browns vs. Lions, and my dad said that if I'm right, he'll pay me $1,000!
The Braves have been in the NLCS 11 times and in the World Series once. The Atlanta Hawks have been in the playoffs 25 times but never made it to the finals.
Blowing a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl. Congratulations!
In the '70s, the Buffalo Bills and Buffalo Braves were really good teams. However, the Bills were in four Super Bowls in a row and lost every single one. The Buffalo Braves are now more than 2,000 miles away as the Los Angeles Clippers. Buffalo's hockey team, the Sabres, has yet to win a Stanley Cup, even with the 27 playoff appearances they've had since their first season in 1970.
It's a pity the Buffalo Bills played in four straight Super Bowls without winning even one title, let alone four. Can anybody say fail horn?
Most Minnesota fans know nothing but terrible defeats. Look no further than the Vikings, who hold some of the worst playoff losses in NFL history. Blair Walsh, Gary Anderson, anyone? They are also 0-4 in the Super Bowl.
Additionally, while MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL teams all exist in the state, they have only ever won a championship in one sport: baseball (Twins, most recently in 1991).
Lastly, in hockey lore, Minnesota has one of the saddest stories in history. Known as the State of Hockey, the team was moved by the worst owner ever from frigid Minnesota to Texas. The franchise, which was in Minnesota from 1967 to 1993, won the Stanley Cup in Texas in 1999. There's even a day named after this sad event: Happy Norm Green Sucks Day on June 9th.
The Suns have been in the NBA Finals twice, and they lost both times. The Cardinals made it to the Super Bowl for the first time ever and lost in the last minute.
The Seahawks have been in one Super Bowl, and they lost it. The Mariners don't even know what it's like to be in a World Series. The Sonics no longer exist in the entire state. Now that the Sonics are in Oklahoma City, Kevin Durant is doing great. Seattle ranks higher than any other city in the whole wide world!
This entry is in light of the disappearance of the Sonics, a basketball team that won an NBA title in 1979.
San Diego's two former basketball teams both moved to new cities. The Chargers lost their first Super Bowl in 1995 and haven't been in one since. The Padres have never won a World Series.
With the Chargers relocating to LA, San Diego should be #1.
When the NBA's Kings left Kansas City, they should have turned themselves into the Oklahoma City Thunder, leaving Seattle's Sonics team alone. In that case, there would be no SUCKramento Queens.
The Astros are still awaiting their first title after 48 seasons and nine playoff appearances. The Rockets' two titles are all the city has since the Oilers took two early AFL championships during the pre-Super Bowl era. You may not believe this, but the Oilers were so bad that the residents told the owners to move the team out of the state.
All Houston has to show for itself are the two rings the Rockets won. Those two rings came when Michael Jordan was out of the league for a year and a half.
The Washington Senators (old baseball team) won a World Series in 1924, only to spend 47 years avoiding baseball's biggest prize.
The Redskins, Capitals, Wizards, and Nationals have only won five championships altogether, three of which were by the Redskins.
They barely have any titles in any sports! I don't like Philly sports fans, so they deserve this!
The Utah Jazz, the worst oxymoron in team sports, have never won a single NBA title.
At least the Miami Heat have won NBA titles, unlike the Orlando Magic.
This entry is in light of the disappearance of the Expos, a baseball team that won the NL East in 1981 and 1994.
This entry is in light of the disappearance of the Hartford Whalers, an old NHL team.