Top 10 Mighty Boosh Characters

The most bizarre show on earth has the most bizarre list of characters. Sorry, mostly main characters as opposed to side-ones. Perhaps that can come later...
The Top Ten
1 Vince Noir

Vince is just hillariouse! The fact he can be so stupid makes him funnier and his love for fashion which made "the nightmare of milkey joe" particularly funny! Not forgetting he's so SEXY! And played by the gorgeous Noel Fielding!

Where do I start. He's got incredible hair, he's looks awesome. Vince Nior is really the best person on earth. He's obviously number 1 and I wish I could see him in real life. And hopefully I will.

There's lots of characters. But none of them compare to Vince Nior. Played by the fantastic Neol Fielding. So keep on drinking baileys and always have a gigantic thumb.

"King of the mods" and has theextraordinary gift to speak to animals and claims to have been raised in a forest by Bryan Ferry.

2 Old Gregg

Honestly the best character ever!

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

*Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

*I got all things that are good.

*It's attached to your rod, mother licker!

*I got a mangina!

*You seen my downstairs mix-up.

*I'm Old Gregg!

*Bailey's. Mmm... creamy. Soft creamy beige

*Easy now my fuzzy little man peach

*And this ones as close as you can get to Baileys without gettin' your eyes wet.

Some say he's half-man, half-fish. Others say he's more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he's one fishy bastard.

The funniest character on the show by far! He's a nice modern gentleman. He's got a mangina what can be that!

I call this one as close as you can get to baileys without your eyes getting wet.

3 Howard Moon

'I don't like people touching me. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. '
'Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? '
'That was never proven. '
'It was in the guardian! '

Yeh he's okay apart from the fact that he likes Jazz. He just needs to deal with criticism properly. Look at the 2 kittens for goodness sake!

-You are to be thrown into the pit of eternal fire...for heinous crimes...
-But Bollo led a clean life...
-Yeh, but you bummed that fox...
-That's just a rumour...
-No smoke without fire...which incidentally you'll be seeing quite a bit of from hereon in...

If death comes a knocking, I invite him in, hello, I say, would you like a cup of tea!

4 The Hitcher

Eels up inside ya!
Finding an entrance where they can!
Eels up inside ya!
Finding an entrance where they can!
Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus!

Elements of the past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either...

A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders

"You wont see penny one from me you slag! ". He's the hitcher, let him put you in the picture.

Favourite character, 'specially in the live shows.

5 Tony Harrison

I've had a liquid breakfast, champagne on my golden grahams!

Tony Harrison is weird but funny. His voice is annoying.

My navigational skills are second to none!

He is a scene stealer. Too damn funny

6 The Moon

Some people is like the moon, aw he's white and gentle. Other people is like eugh he's a vanilla rapist get him away from our kids.

"An alabaster retard", The Moon always appears to be simplemindledly cheerful. He does not hang round with ball bags

Everybody look at the moon. Everybody seein' the moon. The moon is bright, its milky white...

Surely the Moon should be here - "One time, a man looked at me through a tube, and he made me big in the tube" (can't remember the proper quote but you know the one)

7 Naboo The Enigma

I think he should be in the top 10. He can totally replace Tommy. Tommy is a freako. Naboo is also a freak but start voting for Naboo cause he is bifar better than tommy.

Naboo is amazing. I like it in one of the earlier episodes when he just starts squeezing a frog for no reason!

Psychic shaman who works at the zoo. He is wise, wordly and helpful whilst at the same time having the demanour of a stoned teenager

I love Naboo! He should soo be number 1!

8 Bob Fossil

Chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him

He is really really cool. Ha ha. Not. But he is really funny.

Although crazy, I like him. He is a very unique character on the show

9 Saboo

"You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch!"

"It's crunch-time!"

Played by the fabulous Richard Ayoade, the crunch had me in hysterics for days.

He shows a lot of sarcasm an it's really funny.

"And your perfect are you? "

"I'm pretty good"

10 Bollo

A wise old ape with a secret ambition of touring Eurpoe as a drummer. He is Naboo's familiar.

"So I cut his head off"
"So I cut his feet off"
"I got a bad feeling about this"
"Beans or coleslaw? "

He should be dead right now.

The only thing that can say I've got a bad feeling about this better than Han Solo

The Contenders
11 Kirk

Kirk is weird and he is an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind. That's so funny am I right

12 Crack Fox

"I'm gonna make you wear a dress, and hurt ya! "

That crack Fox is so creepy!

I'm gonna put you in a dress and hurt you!

oh nothing, just making funny noises

"Hello, am the crack fox!"

13 Dixon Bainbridge

I can't explain it. But somehow he is just super funny. He's a man of action!

Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble

Then the wolf came at me... luckily I had a pistol hidden in my mustache and shot the hound

A real-life action man. With loads of action stories!

14 Mr. Susan

Limbo bimbo? One of these mirrors does lead to limbo but only one, you must choose wisely, for there are over 17 mirrors in the mirror world...

Cut off those mirror balls, you!

15 Rudi Van Disarzio

High Priest of the Order of Psychedelic Monks and member of The Bongo Brothers along with his partner, Spider

16 The Spirit Of Jazz

Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove!

I'm the spirit of jazz. Jazz is the worst genre but the spirit of jazz is cool and awesome. (So vote now. )

17 Nan Bread

I'm sorry. But why on earth is he above Milky Joe and Rudin. Why? Nan bread is tasty, but he isn't really bringing anything into the show. He can't even speak.

18 Milky Joe

Scary and spooky the thought of the coco nuts coming to life. But Milky Joe is all right!

I love coconuts!

19 Tommy
20 sandstorm

Love love... Love love... Love love.

21 Toney Harrison

This is an outrage. But Tony isn't an outrage he is really funny even though he can't walk and knows nothing of the crunch.

22 Spider Dijon

I'm a drummer you know, I like to drum, and drink tequila and make love then I fall over in the dirt. and when I wake up the next day I do it all again!

23 The Funk

Old Greg is so lucky that he has the funk. Until Howard steals it.

24 Electro Girls

Ultra and Neon, played but Sue Denim and Dee Plume, band members in Robots in Disguise. Dee is Noel's girlfriend, and Chris Corner, of IAMX, (stars on the front of the magazine Cheekbone, in series 2, Call of The Yeti) is Sue's boyfriend.

25 Mrs. Gideon

Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howardn's love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks

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