Best The Simpsons QuotesThe best quotes from the wittiest and most quotable show on television.
I use it every time I find out that something bad is going to happen, when it's happening to me, or just when I want to. This is why Homer Simpsson is my favorite character. Wait, D'OH! I misspelled Simpson.
Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door?
Marge: Homer, when you remembered to lock the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?
Homer: D'oh! D'oh!
Lisa: We forgot Grampa back at the gas station! What about Gramps?
The most common quote used is always the best one. A nice classic one that is repeated several times!
This is way better than the ran-over dog, son thing. This is the most memorable quote in The Simpsons!
Best quote by Lionel Hutz ever! When I heard it, I had to think about it for a second, and then I just started laughing my head off, hahahahah... Wait, did he say "son" repeatedly? Hahahahah.
Most of these are so good, but I have to go with this one! Dang it, why can't we vote more than once?!
Lionel Hutz was the funniest character, and this is from his funniest episode.
Lionel Hutz was hilarious. It's too bad the actor died. May he rest in peace.
Ralph is my favorite character! This just proves that Ralph is a brilliant character. He's so dumb and is so greatly strange.
This should definitely be in the top 10. This is a great and funny quote. The fact this quote is 14 is an outrage.
My dad and I watch The Simpsons together all the time and this is one of our favorite quotes!
Ralph may be dumb, but he's supposed to be in a funny way. That's unpossible for him to be smart!
One of my favorite quotes in Simpsons history. And bravo to The Simpsons, not a lot of shows last for 500th episodes.
I just think it's a funny line. It reminds me of what my biker friend used to say: "All I need is a cold beer and a fat broad!"
Typical slacker moment. Haw haw!
Me too, Homer, me too!
I guess this has to be my favorite Simpsons quote of all time.
This is my all-time favorite quote. I've even used it at times.
MOE is also my favorite. Such misery wrapped in hideous disgust.
Also love the Crustyman. Such schmaltz weaved into corny and greedy narcissism.
Really depressing but hilarious.
It's an awesome quote that is even better when you hear the inflections in his voice and see that he leaves the room, then comes back in to add, "By the way, I was being sarcastic" with total sincerity. Marge's comeback is a classic part of the quote: "Well, duh."
This has gotta be one of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever!
Why is this 7th?! It should be at least second or third.
This joke almost killed me - I couldn't breathe.
I love this quote! It gives me so many laughs, and I've never watched the episode.
I've never heard this in the program, but that is so freaking funny!
This was when he was on the computer thing when Lisa came in.
Classic Ralph, too funny.
This is sort of scary, but there is wisdom to Abe Simpson's saying. It's about growing older and the inevitability of losing touch with hipness.
Honestly, he's just a funny character.
Factual quote. Aging is wise and ugly.
Story of my life! Laugh out loud.
"I don't know". I die at this, every time!
I don't know... Haha, priceless.
Willie is so funny and his accent, though. That's not what Scottish people sound like, and I know because I'm British.
I'd take French if groundskeeper Willie was the teacher.
That's something I would say, but would add, I'm also wearing a sombrero!
One of my favorite things to say to my brother is "I'm not saying I hate you, I just wouldn't be sad if you died." For a few years, I was wondering where I got this from. Then I started watching The Simpsons again!
Haha, funny because it's true! We've all felt that way at some time about someone, right?
Sounds like me.
Can't believe this isn't top 5, let alone top 50. Ralph is awesome.
The good thing about Homer is that he says what everyone's thinking!
No comment necessary. Homer speaks volumes.
A classic, enough said.
Drunks in a nutshell.
Unicorn + retard
I died at this part.
Kirk is single and lonely again.
I suppose Lisa Simpson will be remembered as the Lizard Queen.
Long live the Lizard Queen!
All hail the Lizard Queen.
Hail to the Lizard Queen!
It's funny because the stupidest person said it.
Hmm... *Insert Jeopardy thinking music here*