Top Ten Best Family Guy QuotesThe best one liners from the most irreverant show on network television. Only because it is animated do the writers get away with all the stuff they do.
Fabulous! So funny that it makes me laugh every single time! I watch it over and over again, and I still burst out laughing!
Hilarious. Funniest quote I've heard in a while. I love you, Peter Griffin, even though you are on a cartoon television show.
It's awesome, and I laugh my butt off every time I see that episode.
This is simply hilarious! It should trade places with #4 because this is Quagmire's better-known catchphrase. (I personally thought that one was funnier than this one, but you know, a classic is a classic...) You go, Quagmire.
If Quagmire didn't exist, the show, and the world as we know it, would implode into a black hole. In my humble opinion.
Quagmire is the character unthinkable for any homo sapien, I am sure!
Haha, that's truly funny.
Oh, my mom loves this. I joke around with her until it actually starts to get annoying.
This should be #1. My whole family thinks this is funny.
Great episode. I think it was Stewie Loves Lois in Season 5.
Oh my God, I saw that episode... So funny!
Where did it get stuck last time? O_O
And kids, this is why you use lube!
Love it. Laugh out loud.
That's so good.
Best one ever.
This one will never get old. Genius. All of the catchphrases are so boring now, but this one is so damn hilarious! Love it!
I use this one all the time when I want to shut someone up!
This one cracks me up every time!
Most epic quote. I physically shot Pepsi out of my nose when I saw it.
Actually made me poke my head out of the kitchen and ask, "What did he just say?"
Best quote of the whole series, by far.
Yup. Definitely a classic. "Leafers!"
Family Guy should certainly stick to their classic jokes, not the ridiculousness they've now resorted to.
This is where it all falls apart. I mean, come on. Let the man of the house talk. Laugh out loud.
I agree with everyone here. This IS a classic quote.
This and when Stewie says that he's always wanted to have a sexy party. He's great.
It's funny 'cause it's true!
Stewie is my favorite. Love his diaper moments.
Stewie is the best.
I love this quote.
Should definitely be higher up! I love this one!
Love it! My fiancé and I first bonded over our love of this show and still to this day randomly start shouting this line. Always brings a smile to both of our faces. Two thumbs up!
This is probably my favorite Family Guy reference of all. I also love Roadhouse. That's high on the list too.
This was one of the best Family Guy moments ever, when Peter goes feral and Meg "saves" him.
This is just too funny.
This is the best quote ever!
Herbert is just... wow.
Reminds me of my husband and his friends. Peter Griffin is my husband's alter ego for sure. I can relate to this show far too often.
Funny from Season 8? I think.
Wow, this is hilarious.