Top 10 Best Family Guy Quotes
Family Guy has been pushing boundaries and offending just about everyone since it first aired in 1999. The show's sharp humor, cutaway gags, and unapologetically absurd characters have made it a staple of animated comedy. It's the kind of show that manages to make you laugh at things you probably shouldn't, which is exactly why it's stuck around for so long. The writers get away with jokes that would never fly in live-action sitcoms, thanks to the freedom that animation provides. Talking dogs, evil babies, time travel, and a healthy dose of dark humor? All part of the charm.What really sets Family Guy apart, though, are its one-liners. These quick, punchy quotes stick with you because they're either hilariously off-the-wall, brutally honest, or just so stupid that they loop back around to being funny. From Peter's nonsensical ramblings to Stewie's dry wit and Brian's smug sarcasm, there's no shortage of quotes that fans love to repeat. Some are iconic because of the moment they were delivered, while others are just funny no matter how many times you hear them.
Fabulous! So funny that it makes me laugh every single time! I watch it over and over again, and I still burst out laughing!
Hilarious. Funniest quote I've heard in a while. I love you, Peter Griffin, even though you are on a cartoon television show.
It's awesome, and I laugh my butt off every time I see that episode.
This is simply hilarious! It should trade places with #4 because this is Quagmire's better-known catchphrase. (I personally thought that one was funnier than this one, but you know, a classic is a classic...) You go, Quagmire.
If Quagmire didn't exist, the show, and the world as we know it, would implode into a black hole. In my humble opinion.
Quagmire is a character unthinkable for any homo sapien, I am sure!
Oh, my mom loves this. I joke around with her until it actually starts to get annoying.
This should be #1. My whole family thinks this is funny.
Great episode. I think it was Stewie Loves Lois in Season 5.
Oh my God, I saw that episode... So funny!
Where did it get stuck last time? O_O
And kids, this is why you use lube!
This one will never get old. Genius. All of the catchphrases are so boring now, but this one is so damn hilarious! Love it!
I use this one all the time when I want to shut someone up!
This one cracks me up every time!
Most epic quote. I physically shot Pepsi out of my nose when I saw it.
Actually made me poke my head out of the kitchen and ask, "What did he just say?"
Best quote of the whole series, by far.
Yup. Definitely a classic. "Leafers!"
Family Guy should certainly stick to their classic jokes, not the ridiculousness they've now resorted to.
This is where it all falls apart. I mean, come on. Let the man of the house talk. Laugh out loud.
I agree with everyone here. This is a classic quote.
This and when Stewie says that he's always wanted to have a sexy party. He's great.
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How is this so low? It's the best quote, in my opinion.
Lois loses her temper after Meg informs her that they are out of paper towels. Shortly after, Meg finds paper towels.
Stewie is my favorite. Love his diaper moments.
Should definitely be higher up! I love this one!
Love it! My fiancé and I first bonded over our love of this show and still to this day randomly start shouting this line. Always brings a smile to both of our faces. Two thumbs up!
This is probably my favorite Family Guy reference of all. I also love Roadhouse. That's high on the list too.
This was one of the best Family Guy moments ever, when Peter goes feral and Meg "saves" him.
Reminds me of my husband and his friends. Peter Griffin is my husband's alter ego for sure. I can relate to this show far too often.