Top Ten Best Family Guy QuotesThe best one liners from the most irreverant show on network television. Only because it is animated do the writers get away with all the stuff they do.
Fabulous! So funny that it makes me laugh every single time! Watch it over and over again and I still burst out laughing!
Hilarious. Funniest quote I've hard in a while. I love you Peter Griffin, even though you are on a cartoon television show.
Its awesome and I laugh my but off every time I see that episode.
I have taught this to my 4 yr old and he loves it... My wife, however, does not love it!
This is simply hilarious! It should trade places with #4 because this is Quagmire's better known catchphrase. (I personally thought that one was funnier than this one but you know, a classic is a classic... ) You go Quagmire
If Quagmire didn't exist, the show, and the world as we know it, would implode into a black hole. In my humble opinion
Quagmire is just hillarious family guy would be nothing without him. Well, it would still have Brian who is a largely unfunny dick but you know.
Quagmire: hey there sweetie how old are you?
Quagmire: 18! You're first!
Quagmire: I like where this is going. Giggity giggiy gig-a-dy!
Haha that's truly funny
Oh, my mom loves this. I joke around with her. Until it actually starts to get annoying.
This should be #1 My whole family think's this is funny.
Great episode I think it was Stewie Loves Lois in Season 5.
My mum has this as her ring tone. Hilarious
This is the funniest quote by Quagmire by far!
Had me dying of laughter
Oh my god I saw that episode... So funny!
Where did it get tuck last time? O_O
And kids, this is why you use lube!
This one will never get old. Genius. All of the catchphrases are so boring now, but this one is so god damn hilarious! Love it!
I use this one all the time when I want to shut someone up!
This one cracks me up every time!
This is first by far
Laugh out loud! Hysterical!
The Raain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plains!
Love it laugh out loud
That's so good
Best one ever
Yup. Definitely a classic. "Leafers! "
Family guy should certainly stick to the their classic jokes. Not the ridiculousness they've now resorted to.
This is something that Fry would say in Futurama and I still love it.
It's just so funny, I mean come on guys and gals
This is where it all falls out.. I mean come on.. Let the man of the house talk.. Laugh out loud
I agree with everyone here. This IS a classic quote.
Most epic quote, I physically shot Pepsi out of my nose when I saw it.
Actually made me poke my head out of the kitchen and ask, "What did he just say? "
Best quote of the whole series by far.
Lois: Meg will you change Stewie?
Meg: ok mom, but if the phone rings and it's a boy. Please don't tell him I'm wrist deep in poopy.
Stewie is my favorite. Love his diaper moments.
Stewie is the best
I love this quote
This and when Stewie says that he's always wanted to have a sexy party. He's great
It's funny 'cause it's true!
Should definitely be higher up! I love this one!
Love it! My fiance and I first bonded over our love of this show and still to this day randomly start shouting this line. Always brings a smile to both of our faces. Two Thumbs Up!
This is probably my favorite Family Guy reference of all. I also love Roadhouse; that's high on the list too.
I love this! I always say it! And shapoopi hahahaha BUTT SCRATCHER! Family guy is totally awesome :-) oh god I need to go watch family guy now!
Mila Kunis: How were you yesterday ?
Me: Shut up, Meg.
This was one of the best family guy moments ever, when peter goes feral and meg "saves" him
This is just too funny
This is the best quote ever!
Herbert is just... wow
Reminds me of my husband and his friends. Peter griffin is my husbands alter ego for sure. I can relate to this show far too often.
Funny from season 8? I think
Wow, this is hilarious
WUT the HAYL?! No no no No no NOO! Haha don't take a bath while Peter is doing his daily shenanigans