Alpha Bravo, or What Happens to my Brain at 4 AM When I Haven't Sleep

PetSounds Jesus, did I just write what I think I wrote?

*Slept

Goooodbye, Super Tuesday, who could hang a name on youuuu, when you change with every new day, still I'm gonna gonna miiiiss you...

Gonna twice. Yep. Even Mick Jagger wasn't that redundant. Ah, the dear old fossil. Fuelled by what?

STOP BREATHING! Like, really. The clock just bonged four times. I want the last six hours of my life back. I'm not an insomniac. I just have trouble sleeping.

Oatmeal.

That's what I get to eat for breakfast tomorrow morning. Or this morning, I guess.

It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing. Preach it, Brother Hemingway. I'm definitely soft-boiled at the mo.--possibly scrambled. And my brain's fried. I wish getting this over was easy. Thr sun also rises in about two hours.

There comes a tide in the affairs of men when you've been trying to sleep for so long it becomes damned near impossible.

GOOD MORNING WELCOME TO TIM HORTONS MY NAME IS CHARLIE MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER PLEASE?

(No you bloody well can't.)

I'll take a large coffee triple triple and three chocolate glazed donuts.

That would explain my plight if I'd eaten them. Just think of what a large coffee and three donuts could do to a man.

(-1)^1/2 2^3

Damn. No sum on this keyboard.

3.14159...

It was supposed to say "i 8 sum pi". Like, "I ate some pie." The old mathematician's trick.

pi r squared

cake r round

2 pi r better than 1

Ridiculous jokes involving equations that everyone knows. Why not devise a joke about an equation nobody knows? That way, nobody would get it and you'd seem real smart.

Except PositronWildhawk. He gets everything. It's kinda annoying.

He also gets lots of spam. Somebody always hazza good reason to be sending it.

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Spam spam spam spam.

^ Notice! ^

Four. Not five. Just for you, keycha1n.

Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)

Didn't know what time it was, the lights were low-ow-ow...

It's 4:26. The lights are out. Except on Broadway. The lights don't go out on Broadway.

THERE IS A LIGHT AND IT NEVER GOES OUT...

Looking pretty dim, Morrissey. Pretty dim. But you did predict LEDs. Or LSDe. But you were too late for that. You needed

HELL!

I need somebody.

HE... wait, that was supposed to say "HELP!" Oh well, I'll just leave it as it is, y'know? Freudian slip, y'know?

BEFORE YOU SLIP INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS, I'D LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER KISS...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Nobody wants to kiss you at 4:33 AM.

Holy crap, 4'33". John Cage's 4 minutes 33 seconds of "silence." 4'33". Should be written as 4:33. When I see 4'33", I think 4 feet 33 inches. Which is really 6'9". Hrehereh. Within the sound of silence.

Simon says, "In restless dreams I walked alone."

I WISH, BUDDY. I'd even walk accompanied through nightmares. Through the corridors of sleep, past shadows dark and deep...

Speaking of sleep... G'night.

Comments

Man, that was embarrassing to read the next day. - PetSounds (3/2/2016)

If I was writing this, I probably would dish out an equation nobody knew. - PositronWildhawk (3/2/2016)

Who wrote this/that if you didn't? - Billyv (3/3/2016)

Kek - bobbythebrony (3/2/2016)

I'm incredjknly dunk mowxbkee. - visitor (3/3/2016)

Heh heh, I don't remember what I typed. - visitor (3/4/2016)

Happens to me when I stay up to 4 am accidentally - Martinglez (3/4/2016)

Maybe I should try something like this when my mind is going crazy with insomnia at 1 AM...

Yup. Definitely trying this sort of thing tonight. - Wolftail (3/5/2016)

I'm gonna try this. Oh, wait. I'll be too busy sleeping. - RiverClanRocks (3/18/2016)

Incredible - Zealous_Scout (4/21/2016)

I have no words - visitor (12/18/2017)