Top Ten Worst Buzzfeed Articles

Buzzfeed is the worst website in modern history. Here are 10 lists that prove that.

The Top Ten Worst Buzzfeed Articles

1 20 Slightly Incorrect Names For Food

Probably the laziest article I've ever seen, even the lists on TTT without comments take more effort than this. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

This stuff is lit fam lol

2 You Might Be Cleaning Your Penis Wrong

This one's horrible on so many different levels:

The topic

The title

The idea of wrongly cleaning your junk

The fact that they think they're doing something worth-while and helpfull;

It's just all bad - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

What the hell

yes

3 17 Foods That White People Have Ruined

Buzzfeed can have somewhat interesting articles, but they're also just SJW propaganda
This is coming from a somewhat leftist myself - yungstirjoey666

The worst thing is that the woman writing this is white.

- its in the title

4 20 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted

Why is buzzfeed even allowed to post this stuff that is literally racist

That's racist - Goliath

Agree Goliath... are you named after the Six Flags Ride or the Bible? - Maddox121

Racism! BuzzFeed is on drugs! - BorisRule

Buzzfeed you're drunk go home. - ElSherlock

5 Sound the F****** Alarms, Zac Efron Fell While Running on the Beach

If that title was a sarcastic comment made to make someone laugh, it would have been more acceptable

6 6 Reasons You Should Stop Referring to Women as "Females" Right Now

I agree with this one. You’re not David Attenborough, stfu and call us by the human term. - emraldYE

That is just retarded why is this an article?!

Drugs, drugs and drugs! All they do is drugs! - BorisRule

"I like lean, I like drugs, I like beans, I got plugs" - Lil Xan 2018

7 What Type Of Grilled Cheese Are You?

Really buzzfeed? Come on, try to put more effort into it. - Martinglez

I'm the one with hamburger grilled cheese - BorisRule

I am cheddar cheese - ElSherlock

I am gourmet
I am better than you

8 Why White People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Name Kids

Also I've read the list, and some of these are actually nice names - yungstirjoey666

So what if both parents are whit-
oh wait, white people cannot marry each other because that's a sign of white supremacy - yungstirjoey666

"written by LaChlamydia bin Quran". Not really, but it might as well have been.

It’s not even funny... - emraldYE

9 Which "Baby” Song Are You?

Buzzfeed is still on drugs - BorisRule

Ugh, Buzzfeed quizes. Where brain cells come to tie plastic bags around there necks to choke themselves. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

I’m not any ‘because the parents used condoms - Muffet13

10 Should Anyone Talk To You?

Yes. Social interaction is important to maintaining good mental health.

Duh, they should - BorisRule

Uhhh, yes, because I have to verbally interact with people on a daily basis to survive and do anything productive. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

The Contenders

11 Make a Sandwich and We'll Guess What Shrek Character You Are in Bed

I made a Big Mac and guess what? The drug dealers (BuzzFeed) were confused. - BorisRule

I can't believe buzzfeed told me to make a sandwich. that's a bit contradictory, isn't it?

Bloody retarded

What the hell?

12 Why Men Should Shut the Hell Up About Women Wearing Too Much Make-Up

Yeah, you show em girls! You don't let those disgusting men share their opinions on a meaningless subject that originated from a survey that asked people you don't know!

...

is this why aliens don't visit us.

(The Amazing Athiest made a good video about this one, so go watch it.) - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

Exactly

13 15 Reasons We Actually Don't Need Feminism

If they're referring to feminism nowadays, then I absolutely agree.

The third wave feminism, not the second or first waves. - BorisRule

They must be trolling on this one

14 I'm Very Sorry, Sweetie, But I Won't Let You Finish Your Day Until You See Mario's Penis
15 How Much Taco Bell Have You Eaten?

I don't even know this, how are they? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

I've never had one taco bell, I've never even had a taco before

None.

Let me guess...this one consists of endless fart and diarrhea jokes...
This “joke” is a fossil. - emraldYE

16 If You Can Find the Poop In Under a Minute, than Your a Certified Genius

Genius by Buzzfeed standards, where you can get the Nobel Peace Prize for analyzing all the different hats Leonardo Decaprio wears... - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

Thank you I like poopie

17 Does SpongeBob SquarePants Have A Penis? An Investigation
18 I Tried Adele’s Eyeliner Tutorial And It Was Actually Awesome

Yeah, what did you expect it's a tutorial? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

No it wasn't

19 We Need to Talk About Voldermort's Penis

Imagine if someone randomly went up to you and said that - SpectralOwl

Of all the weird things JK Rowling has said about her books, I don't think she'd ever say anything about Voldemort's...elder wand.

JK Rowling would be disgusted if you talk about Voldermort's penis. - BorisRule

20 24 Reasons "Happy Gilmore" and "Billy Madison" Are the Two Most Important Movies Ever Made

Both movies suck.

Good movies, but aren't the most important

21 A Serious Investigation Into SpongeBob's Sexual Practices
22 13 Potatoes That Look Like Channing Tatum

Why? Just why?... (Spoiler: they don't even look alike)

€13 Condoms That Look Like Muffet13” - Muffet13

23 This Alphabet Food Test Will Reveal Your Future Boyfriend

I didn’t eat for a day, therefore I will NEVER have an icy boyfriend! MWAHAHAAHA! - Muffet13

24 35 Questions Black People Have for White People
25 Why White People Should Be Able to Say the N Word
26 14 Times Spaghetti Lived by It's Own Damn Rules

It makes no sense. All that happens is some random person puts spaghetti everywhere. - DumbWays2DieFan

27 Max From "A Goofy Movie" Is Now Insanely Hot

I'm unsure what is worse. Seeing this article with my eyeballs, or clicking on the link because of how cringe it is.

28 9 Questions Muslims Have For Non-Muslims

Muslims don't know anything about Non-Muslims/Infidels, so STFU!

29 Culture Critique on Demetrios Levi
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