Top Ten Worst Buzzfeed Articles

Buzzfeed is the worst website in modern history. Here are 10 lists that prove that.

The Top Ten

1 20 Slightly Incorrect Names For Food

This stuff is lit fam lol

Probably the laziest article I've ever seen, even the lists on TTT without comments take more effort than this. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

2 You Might Be Cleaning Your Penis Wrong

What the hell

This one's horrible on so many different levels:

The topic

The title

The idea of wrongly cleaning your junk

The fact that they think they're doing something worth-while and helpfull;

It's just all bad - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak


3 17 Foods That White People Have Ruined

The worst thing is that the woman writing this is white.

- its in the title

4 20 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted

"Only WE'RE allowed to be racist! 1! " - Buzzfeed

Buzzfeed you're drunk go home. - ElSherlock

That's racist - Goliath

Agree Goliath... are you named after the Six Flags Ride or the Bible? - Maddox121

Racism! BuzzFeed is on drugs! - BorisRule

5 Sound the F****** Alarms, Zac Efron Fell While Running on the Beach
6 6 Reasons You Should Stop Referring to Women as "Females" Right Now

"I like lean, I like drugs, I like beans, I got plugs" - Lil Xan 2018

Drugs, drugs and drugs! All they do is drugs! - BorisRule

As a woman I am fine with someone calling me a female - Ihateschool

Green elmo

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7 What Type Of Grilled Cheese Are You?

I am cheddar cheese - ElSherlock

I'm the one with hamburger grilled cheese - BorisRule

Really buzzfeed? Come on, try to put more effort into it. - Martinglez

Hmmm... One with bread and cheese. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

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8 Which "Baby” Song Are You?

Buzzfeed is still on drugs - BorisRule

Ugh, Buzzfeed quizes. Where brain cells come to tie plastic bags around there necks to choke themselves. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

9 Should Anyone Talk To You?

Duh, they should - BorisRule

Yes. Social interaction is important to maintaining good mental health.

Uhhh, yes, because I have to verbally interact with people on a daily basis to survive and do anything productive. - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

10 Why White People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Name Kids

"written by LaChlamydia bin Quran". Not really, but it might as well have been.

You’ve got to be joking

The Contenders

11 Make a Sandwich and We'll Guess What Shrek Character You Are in Bed

I made a Big Mac and guess what? The drug dealers (BuzzFeed) were confused. - BorisRule

I can't believe buzzfeed told me to make a sandwich. that's a bit contradictory, isn't it?

What the hell?

Bloody retarded

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12 Why Men Should Shut the Hell Up About Women Wearing Too Much Make-Up

Yeah, you show em girls! You don't let those disgusting men share their opinions on a meaningless subject that originated from a survey that asked people you don't know!


is this why aliens don't visit us.

(The Amazing Athiest made a good video about this one, so go watch it.) - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak


13 15 Reasons We Actually Don't Need Feminism

They must be trolling on this one

The third wave feminism, not the second or first waves. - BorisRule

14 I'm Very Sorry, Sweetie, But I Won't Let You Finish Your Day Until You See Mario's Penis
15 How Much Taco Bell Have You Eaten?


I don't even know this, how are they? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

I've never had one taco bell, I've never even had a taco before

16 If You Can Find the Poop In Under a Minute, than Your a Certified Genius

Genius by Buzzfeed standards, where you can get the Nobel Peace Prize for analyzing all the different hats Leonardo Decaprio wears... - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

Thank you I like poopie

17 Does SpongeBob SquarePants Have A Penis? An Investigation
18 I Tried Adele’s Eyeliner Tutorial And It Was Actually Awesome

Yeah, what did you expect it's a tutorial? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

19 We Need to Talk About Voldermort's Penis

Imagine if someone randomly went up to you and said that - SpectralOwl

Of all the weird things JK Rowling has said about her books, I don't think she'd ever say anything about Voldemort's...elder wand.

JK Rowling would be disgusted if you talk about Voldermort's penis. - BorisRule

20 24 Reasons "Happy Gilmore" and "Billy Madison" Are the Two Most Important Movies Ever Made

Both movies suck.

21 A Serious Investigation Into SpongeBob's Sexual Practices
22 13 Potatoes That Look Like Channing Tatum

Why? Just why?... (Spoiler: they don't even look alike)

23 14 Times Spaghetti Lived by It's Own Damn Rules

It makes no sense. All that happens is some random person puts spaghetti everywhere. - DumbWays2DieFan

24 Max From "A Goofy Movie" Is Now Insanely Hot

I'm unsure what is worse. Seeing this article with my eyeballs, or clicking on the link because of how cringe it is.

25 This Alphabet Food Test Will Reveal Your Future Boyfriend
26 9 Questions Muslims Have For Non-Muslims

Muslims don't know anything about Non-Muslims/Infidels, so STFU!

27 35 Questions Black People Have for White People
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