Worst Songs to Play at a Funeral

The Top Ten
  1. Highway to Hell - AC/DC

    I grew up in a funeral home. I've accidentally played loud music many times during wakes, for which my father would come upstairs to yell at me, at least once a week. I actually have a sample base to compare data. Yes, this one is the worst since I've done it.

    Dad: "Of all the damn songs, you pick that one? They're STILL talking about it. They want some money back. They think you did it on purpose."

    Yep. Truth. He almost made me go down and apologize. This one wins.

    Anything by this band fits the list. They are a decent band, but their music discusses inappropriate topics, especially for funerals.

  2. Ha Ha You're Dead! - Green Day

    That is disrespectful to the deceased. Do the deceased a favor if the death was sad.

    Please play this at Trump's funeral if you do not support him.

    Get this to #1. The title basically tells you why you shouldn't play it at a funeral.

    Definitely not something to sing at a funeral.

  3. Celebration - Kool and the Gang

    Honestly, this list made me laugh so hard, especially all the happy songs.

    What are we celebrating? Are we happy the person is dead?

    I would play this when someone I know dies. Just kidding.

  4. The Best Day Ever - SpongeBob SquarePants

    Why would you play THIS song?! You'd get the stink-eye and then get thrown into a coffin yourself!

    I can just picture the look on my family's face when they hear this playing at my funeral.

  5. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

    Haha! The song is really great but as the title suggests, don't ever play it at a funeral.

    The last song anyone should play at a funeral. If you like Queen, there are better songs to play.

    Just the bass line playing low in the background...

  6. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

    Under no circumstances EVER play this song at a funeral. You'll need a funeral after the family is done with you.

    Why not play the music video on the side of the coffin while you're at it?

    What a song to play at a funeral.

  7. Happy - Pharrell Williams

    Inappropriate for a funeral. Maybe for a celebration if someone's back on their feet.

    You're happy that person died?

    That would be so offensive.

  8. Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead - Judy Garland

    Just imagine if this was around during the Salem Witch trials. That would be bad.

    Oh my gosh, someone will do this.

    Self-explanatory.

  9. Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees

    Just imagining the last Bee Gee standing over the graves of the others singing along to this. Poor bugger.

    It would be ironic yet actually true because everyone attending the funeral would be stayin' alive.

  10. Best Day of My Life - American Authors

    Let's ignore the song itself. The song is a celebration song, and if you played it at a funeral, you would basically be celebrating someone's death. Let's be sad instead.

    Why exactly is it the best day of everyone's life?

    I'm so happy you're dead. It's the best day of my life!

  11. The Newcomers
  12. ?

    Heil Hitler - Ye

    No, please no. I don't want "Heil Hitler" at my funeral. This song is awful and terrible.

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    C2.0 - Charli XCX

    Horrible choice. She says click over and over again. Very horrible song.

  14. The Contenders
  15. (Don't Fear) the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult

    Don't fear the reaper, Buck!

  16. Problem - Ariana Grande

    I got one less problem without you. No.

    Oh my, now that would be funny.

    Funny because it's true.

  17. Hells Bells - AC/DC

    Almost as bad as Highway to Hell in terms of worst funeral songs. AC/DC is a good band, but don't play their songs at funerals.

    I mean, obviously it's bad if it includes anything to do with hell or excitement about a person's death. I mean, look at Highway to Hell.

    Anything by these guys deserves to crowd the list.

  18. You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi

    Another one of those songs where, at a funeral, the singer basically victimizes the dead. Don't be angry. Be sad that someone died.

    The song itself is a good one, though.

    Any song that can be taken as badmouthing its subject fits on this list.

    Shot through the heart and you're to blame...

  19. Friday - Rebecca Black

    This song should not be played under any circumstances.

    Especially if that person died on a Friday.

    What if that death was on a Friday?

  20. Hell Awaits - Slayer

  21. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

    Just kidding, I'm dead. Lol.

  22. Thriller - Michael Jackson

  23. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

    I hope your grandma isn't at a funeral playing this...

    Who in their right mind would play this?

    Trust me, there's gonna be another person and another casket after this...

  24. A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold

    An annoying piece of metal that falsely "respects" the dead.

    Oh my God... just imagine this.

  25. Bye Bye Bye - NSync

    Who would even dare to play this? It's a good song but not at a funeral. Whoever plays that at a funeral is an idiot.

    It would put the fun in funeral.

  26. Loyal - Chris Brown

  27. Down With the Sickness - Disturbed

  28. F.O.D. - Green Day

    Good song but a bad one to play at a funeral, especially all the parts after the second chorus.

  29. Don't Close Your Eyes - Kix

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