Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes

The Top Ten

1 The jerk store called... They're running outta you!

2 I'm sorry, but the answer is "Moops".

3 NO SOUP FOR YOU!

4 Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

5 Hello.... Newman.

6 These pretzels are making me thirsty!

7 Yada yada yada!

8 "Well I had sex with your wife!" ....His wife's in a coma.

9 Master of my domain....

10 The sea was rough that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli

It should read 'The see was ANGRY that day my friends...'

The Contenders

11 You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect

12 I AIN'T DRIVIN HIM TO THE AIRPORT!!

13 Is anyone here a marine Biologist?

14 Is it a Titleist? Hole in one!

15 A festivus for the rest of us!

16 Do you ever yearn?

17 Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!

George + Kramer = Disaster

18 Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza

19 You're Killing Independent George

20 I Was in the Pool! There Was Shrinkage!

21 I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!

22 Helloooooooo!

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