Great Artist, Bad Song List

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The Top Ten
1 Let's Put the X In Sex - Kiss

Look at Paul sans guitar so he can make an oh-so cool X sign with his hands...lame.

2 Invisible Man - Queen

What the hell were they thinking? That goes for the song and the clip where Freddie visits a kid in his bedroom...

I'll admit it, I used to like this. But I think it's really cheesy, both in the production and in the lyrics. Also, the shout-outs of the band members' names throughout the song feels kinda tacky to me.

3 Mistress for Christmas

A little too jokey even for the guys who sang "Big Balls". Borders on a novelty song.

4 I Am the Walrus - The Beatles

I like some of their trippy stuff, but this is self-indulgent nonsense.

5 Excitable - Def Leppard

"Hysteria" is my favourite album. This is the one song that sucks. It's just overproduced garbage by a band who should know better.

6 Philadelphia Freedom - Elton John

Pretty insipid stuff from Elton. Trying to pander to the yanks maybe?

7 Wooden Heart

I can't rightly say this is a terrible song, but it's followed me around like a bad smell for decades.

8 All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You - Heart

Great band, but they went for one ballad too many. This is definitely their worst.

9 Kashmir - Led Zeppelin

I'll catch hell for this, but it's dreary and seemingly endless.

Lyric's notes don't even match the riff in any way.

10 The End - The Doors

As I've said elsewhere, this is a dirge.