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Best Futurama Quotes
The Top Ten
1 Bite my shiny metal ass! - Bender
So good
2 Play time is fun time. - Pocket Pal Not this time. - Professor Wernstrom
3 You calling me crazy? Just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot, don't make me a boogily moogily moogily! - Roberto
4 Is this some sort of brain scanner? - Turanga Leela Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
5 I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Guess it: I kill you first!- Roberto Er, fifty-six... ish. - Bender Fifty-six? Fifty-six?! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good fifty-sixin'! - Roberto
6 Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop! - Zoidberg
7 Of course it works! It's just not very long. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
That's what she said. - froogylowlo
8 You so fat, you gonna stay all around room, hehehehe - Leo Wong
9 Ha ha ha! Ha! - Robeto
10 What's this fat ugly thing? A frog, a toad or yo mama! - Bender
The Contenders
11 Perhaps a suicide mission would knock the insubordination out of you. - Captain Zapp Brannigan
12 Goodbye, Mr. Dumbsworth - Hermes Conrad
13 Go to hell, Heather! - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
14 Pizza delivery for...I.C Wiener. Oh, crud! - Philip J. Fry
15 Ow. Ow. Ow. I'm a genius! Ow. Ow. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
16 You're right, Alcohol is very, very bad...for children. But when you turn 21, it gets very, very good. so, scram! - Turanga Leela
17 I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated - Zoidberg
18 I'm proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks. - That Guy
19 Are you dumb bastards listening to me, you dumb bastards! - Mom
20 Shut up! I was going to say that - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
21 Good news everyone. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
22 This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me! - Bender
23 Search them for paper... and bring me a rock. - Captain Zapp Brannigan
24 Game's over losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves - Bender
25 That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer! - Calculon
26 All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit - Guenter
Nearly all middle managers can be put in this category.
27 I don't want to live on this planet anymore. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
28 It's too beautiful to open. Can I open it? - Turanga Leela
29 Oh, sure! You need all your blood - Zoidberg
30 Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again! - Fry
31 I can wire anything directly into anything. I'm the professor! - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
32 Hello? Pizza delivery for... I.C. Wiener? Oh crud - Fry
33 When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. - God Entity
34 Bender: "That plot makes perfect sense, wink wink" Zoidberg: "Bender, you said wink wink out loud!" Bender: "No I didn't, raise middle finger"
35 In France it's called a guillotine - Professor Hubert J Farnsworth
36 Wipe my tiny metal ass - Ben
37 Do a flip! - Bender
38 Oh, a little don't change history lesson from mister I'm my own Grandfather - Hubert J. Farnsworth
39 Shut up and take my money! - Philip J Fry
40 The Fountain of Aging? Hmmm. It is just a legend. Still, they called the Tooth Fairy a legend and now he's head of the FBI. - Hubert J. Farnsworth.
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Top Remixes
1. Play time is fun time. - Pocket Pal Not this time. - Professor Wernstrom
2. You calling me crazy? Just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot, don't make me a boogily moogily moogily! - Roberto
3. Is this some sort of brain scanner? - Turanga Leela Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
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2. You calling me crazy? Just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot, don't make me a boogily moogily moogily! - Roberto
3. Is this some sort of brain scanner? - Turanga Leela Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
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