Best Futurama Quotes
The Top Ten
1 Play time is fun time. - Pocket Pal Not this time. - Professor Wernstrom
2 Bite my shiny metal ass! - Bender
3 You calling me crazy? Just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot, don't make me a boogily moogily moogily! - Roberto
4 Is this some sort of brain scanner? - Turanga Leela Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
5 I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Guess it: I kill you first!- Roberto Er, fifty-six... ish. - Bender Fifty-six? Fifty-six?! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good fifty-sixin'! - Roberto
6 Of course it works! It's just not very long. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
That's what she said.
7 Ha ha ha! Ha! - Robeto
8 Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop! - Zoidberg
9 You so fat, you gonna stay all around room, hehehehe - Leo Wong
10 Perhaps a suicide mission would knock the insubordination out of you. - Captain Zapp Brannigan
The Contenders
11 What's this fat ugly thing? A frog, a toad or yo mama! - Bender
12 Ow. Ow. Ow. I'm a genius! Ow. Ow. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
13 Goodbye, Mr. Dumbsworth - Hermes Conrad
14 Go to hell, Heather! - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
15 Pizza delivery for...I.C Wiener. Oh, crud! - Philip J. Fry
16 I'm proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks. - That Guy
17 You're right, Alcohol is very, very bad...for children. But when you turn 21, it gets very, very good. so, scram! - Turanga Leela
18 I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated - Zoidberg
19 Are you dumb bastards listening to me, you dumb bastards! - Mom
20 Good news everyone. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
21 Search them for paper... and bring me a rock. - Captain Zapp Brannigan
22 Shut up! I was going to say that - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
23 This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me! - Bender
24 Bender: "That plot makes perfect sense, wink wink" Zoidberg: "Bender, you said wink wink out loud!" Bender: "No I didn't, raise middle finger"
25 Game's over losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves - Bender
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