Top 10 Best Jeff Dunham Dolls

The Top Ten
Achmed the Dead Terrorist

His best moment was in the Christmas special.

When I'm not looking, are you going to kill me?

Thank you! I totally agree. Achmed the Dead Terrorist is the funniest doll he has. I love him. He is the greatest. Oh yeah, I almost forgot: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

Peanut

What makes this character funnier is that he acts racist!

Best character on this list.

I think Peanut should be #1.

Walter

Walter is a grumpy old man, and we all know someone like that, don't we? He's so funny, too. He and Peanut are my favorites. How can anyone not like him?

Walter is absolutely hilarious. He's sarcastic, which matches my sense of humor. He is very relatable, and I die laughing whenever I watch him!

Walter: My wife said, Does this song make my ass look fat? I said, No, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat. The song is the victim.

Bubba J

Definitely his best character. And his best joke, too:
"-Where did you meet your wife, Bubba J?
-At the family reunion."

He's making another left turn!

José Jalapeño on a Stick

Best damn thing ever!

Sweet Daddy Dee

All the dummies are good. He's really great at what he does.

I want one for sale.

Melvin the Superhero Guy
Little Ugly Assjeff
Achmed Junior

Half-bone, half-flesh. What more can I say?

Little Peanut
The Contenders
Baby Seamus
Larry the Adviser

Absolutely hilarious! I died laughing when I watched him for the first time.

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