Top 10 Funniest Foods and Drinks

The Top Ten
1 Ass Cheese

Its name is so anti-appetizing that makes it sound funny.
But despite its repulsive name, Ass Cheese is a very expensive and luxury food product - it costs approx. $700 per pound.
Ass Cheese is actually smoked donkey cheese.

WHAT THE HECK?!?!

I am now gonna not eat cheese as much now, because this is so DISTURBING. I mean, ASS CHEESE?! I know it's just donkey cheese, but imagine if it was the other thing...

Ass cheese is an elite food that only the intelligent can devour.

2 Penis Fish

What?! LOLOLOLOL! That is funny! I am guessing that fish had a tiny penis and no female fish wanted to have sex with them, so they got it cut off from how hopeless they are!

Swing a-ding-ding! Scaramouche's seen talking penises, but now he sees swimming penises!

oh hell no is not attractive and why the hell do you think that it's attractive don't eat it because it had Sperm in it and it will taste Gross and it can't be a food, also don't eat it or you will throw up easily.

3 Swiss Cheese

The more cheese, the more holes.
The more holes, the less cheese.
Ergo: The more cheese, the less cheese.

4 Spotted Dick

This literally sounds like a sex position term that came out of the Urban Dictionary.

LOL. Thanks to whoever added it. This list just needed something like that. I had no idea it existed and asked Google. Here's the answer:
"Spotted dick is a British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding." - Wikipedia

Its just a pudding just shut up Yanks.

5 Corn Dog

It is a sausage on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and deep fried.

Whoever found that image, thank you for the laugh and get some psychiatric help.

Well this image just fried my brain.

6 Ass Milk

I don't care if its milk from Donkey so I won't drink it.

7 Cotton Candy

Didn't you get your funniest yet sweetest mustaches ever (thanks to it)?
Didn't you eat your mustaches at least once?

8 Spaghetti Spaghetti is a long, thin, cylindrical, solid pasta. It is a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine. Like other pasta, spaghetti is made of milled wheat and water and sometimes enriched with vitamins and minerals. Italian spaghetti is typically made from durum wheat semolina. Usually the pasta is... read more

Spaghetti are the funniest among all pastas (spaghetti are the long, thin and cylindrical pasta).
Why are they funny?
1) it's fun to bring them to your mouth
2) you make funny noises while eating them
3) they look like long worms that you eat
4) they often look like a poop
5) you may look funny after eating them

Don't really get how is this funny, but ok.

this is one of my favorite foods ever and I like it well I didn't grow while I was small so I decided to eat it and they don't look like crap.

9 Sausage

"Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor? "

10 Broccoli

They do look like trees! I always thought they were trees!

This is not funny its gross broccoli is the worst food I ever ate

The Contenders
11 Plopp

I wrote this on another list already, but "plopp" may simply be a foreign version for the "pop" sound effect when something is bursting or, well, popping. The German candy "Nimm2 Soft", a gum filled with thick fruit juice, is advertised by making a "plopp" sound when you start chewing them.Americans will say they make a "pop! " sound.

That name is funny. By Entranced98's description, it sounds delicious, so why would you want to name it after the sound of...you know.

It's a typical Swedish chocolate bar with caramel inside - don't want to think what they were on when they named it though.

12 Banana

Bananas look funny and it's also funny when people step on banana peels.
Besides, all people look kinda funny with a banana in the mouth...

They look like something that comes from a boy.

13 Hot Dog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.

Sexual Innuendos. Then Hot dog is not made of dog meat. The name is just misleading.

Cue the sexual innuendos, please.

14 Sparkling Wine

(aka champagne although Champagne is only a brand).
It's fun when you open a bottle and it makes a sound that can scare your neighbors. The wine then might go to the ceiling and after that might drop into the glasses and onto your guests. So funny!
Also, Red Sparkling Wine is funnier than the White Sparkling Wine because Red Sparkling Wine can make your place look like a crime scene. Haha!

15 Lobster
16 Sour Toe Cocktail

Delicious! I guess some random dude lost their toe out of nowhere, and now have only 6 toes. Put that toe in a drink made out of cow poop and you get a fine and delicious masterpiece! I would love to drink something with a human toe!

17 Pufferfish

This fish looks really funny - it looks like a cactus.
But it would be even funnier if you eat it when not cooked properly. Why? Because you can die. Ha. Ha.
(pufferfish can be lethal if not prepared properly because of potential poisoning)

"As if I really look like this! " - Mrs. Puff

18 Bull Testicles

Y'all remember that Total Drama episode where Owen ate these? Yep, it did not go down so well for him...

This is not funny. That looks disgusting.

19 Kottenbutter
20 Olives

The battle of your fork with them can be epic - olives run away and you chase them; they escape from the plate and you chase them,...

21 Oysters
22 Carrot
23 Pie
24 Ice Cream Bar
25 Bourbon
8Load More
PSearch List