Funniest Misheard Lyrics in Songs

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The Top Ten

1 "If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish", Payphone - Maroon 5
2 "Bake that bunny, watch it burn", Counting Stars - One Republic

The new theme song for Fatal Attraction. - PositronWildhawk

3 "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon", Complicated - Avril Lavigne
4 "Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane", Blank Space - Taylor Swift

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5 "I wanna shut down the clown with you", Wild Ones - Flo Rida "I wanna shut down the clown with you"
6 "Feel the Russian through you from your head to your toes", Sing - Ed Sheeran
7 "What the f***? Why?", The Heart Wants What It Wants - Selena Gomez
8 "I might be young, but I ain't stupid, talking to the tacos with your tongue", Lips are Movin - Meghan Trainor

Yeah, those tacos have the most interesting conversations.

9 "So we put our hands up like the silly can holders", Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
10 "Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew", Where Are U Now - Skrillex & Diplo

The Newcomers

? "I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance", Rational Gaze - Meshuggah
? "I need your boobs, I gotta see your boobs", With You by Chris Brown

The Contenders

11 "I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl, I'm a Skittle, I'm a Lighter. Yay!", Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

It's actually
I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a BEETLE!

So, what are you, exactly? No, no, Choose one please - SpectralOwl

Well, your records sucked, so you’re your own record? - NightmareCinema

12 "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?", You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
13 "That Girl is a Real Round Pizza" Black Beatles - Rae Sremmurd

I've genuinely seen people make this mistake!

So you’re calling her fat? How rude!

14 "Think of Batman pooping snakes", You Can Fly - Peter Pan

And how is that supposed to help you fly? - SpectralOwl

15 "Hamster! a Dentist! Hard Porn! Steven Seagull", Wishmaster - Nightwish

Actual Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker. - Metal_Treasure

16 "Dreams of Dragon's Fire and of Baked Apple Pie", Enter Sandman - Metallica

Actual Lyric:
Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure

17 "We're Happy, Freakin' Fused and Lonely at the Same Time", 22 - Taylor Swift
18 "I Am in Missouri", Misery - Maroon 5

It’s best to not give away your location.

19 "Take Me Away to Planet Gay", Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
20 "I Tried Carrying the Weight of the World, but I Only Have Two Heads", Wake Me Up - Avicii
21 "Puberty", Pyd - Justin Bieber
22 "Tonight We'll Just Get Drunk, Disturb the Bees", the Other Side - Jason Derulo
23 "Throw Up on Mexican Monkeys", Get Lucky - Daft Punk
24 "I Hit My Head Too Hard on the Dance Floor", Telephone - Lady Gaga
25 "I'm Blue If I Was Green I Would Die, and I Would Beat Off a Guy", Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
26 "Tiimmy Tiimmy Tiimmy Turner, He Was Wishing for a Burger", Tiimmy Turner - Desiigner

He just always wants to eat!

27 "You Making Meth for Me", Young Girls - Bruno Mars
28 "Feet So Big, I'm Stepping on Leopard Guns", Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyed Peas
29 "You'll! Kiss! This Guy's D***!", Et - Katy Perry
30 "I'm a Man That's on a Mission, So Son, You'd Better Listen; He's Gonna F*** Your A**, He's an Electrician", CH-Check It Out - Beastie Boys
31 "You Got an Erection, Didn't You", Blue Orchid - White Stripes
32 "So we put our hands up like the silly candle does", Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
33 "She has got no upper body", Poker Face - Lady Gaga
34 "We Ain't Got No Family; We're Rocking for the Shell (Gas Station)", Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine
35 "Everyday eat 24 carrots and take a look in the mirror and tell me who's the fattest", That's What I Like - Bruno Mars
36 "Bitter lumpy presidents", Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguelera
37 "F*** a zombie", Focus - Ariana Grande
38 I'm Gaaaaaaay, i Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco
39 "F*** at your soul", Head Like a Hole - Nine Inch Nails
40 "Talking money need to urinate", Starboy - The Weeknd
41 "House so empty need a centipede", Starboy - The Weeknd
42 "When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies", When I Grow Up - The Pussycat Dolls
43 "I want you to caress me like a tropical priest", Touch My Body - Mariah Carey
44 "If there's a camel up a hill", Touch My Body - Mariah Carey
45 "Just like the cow on the commercial", Shake It Off - Mariah Carey
46 "Trying to blame it on my bacon", Bulletproof - Godsmack
47 "No one knows what it's like to be the Batman", Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
48 "Sometimes I need to pee alone", Kendrick Lamar - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe
49 "And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the street for sure", Alright - Kendrick Lamar
50 "Gay with me", Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown
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1. "If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish", Payphone - Maroon 5
2. "Bake that bunny, watch it burn", Counting Stars - One Republic
3. "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon", Complicated - Avril Lavigne
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