1 "If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish", Payphone - Maroon 5
2 "Bake that bunny, watch it burn", Counting Stars - One Republic
The new theme song for Fatal Attraction. - PositronWildhawk
3 "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon", Complicated - Avril Lavigne
4 "Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane", Blank Space - Taylor Swift
This is what I hear:
Misheard: Got a lot of Starbucks Lovers
Lyric: Got a lot of a e x lovers.
I also heard "And with the nasty bar (or bra, or scar)
Yes this is just brilliant I love it
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5 "I wanna shut down the clown with you", Wild Ones - Flo Rida "I wanna shut down the clown with you"
6 "Feel the Russian through you from your head to your toes", Sing - Ed Sheeran
7 "What the f***? Why?", The Heart Wants What It Wants - Selena Gomez
8 "I might be young, but I ain't stupid, talking to the tacos with your tongue", Lips are Movin - Meghan Trainor
Yeah, those tacos have the most interesting conversations.
9 "So we put our hands up like the silly can holders", Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
*CEILING, not *SILLY - Synchronocity
10 "Sometimes I need to pee alone", Kendrick Lamar - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe
Who pees with people around? Lol - DaWyteNight
? "She keeps farting onto monkeys", Stitches - Shawn Mendes
11 "Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew", Where Are U Now - Skrillex & Diplo
12 "I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl, I'm a Skittle, I'm a Lighter. Yay!", Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a BEETLE!
So, what are you, exactly? No, no, Choose one please - SpectralOwl
Well, your records sucked, so you’re your own record? - NightmareCinema
13 "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?", You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
14 "Keep up, we're the porn stars.", Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
15 "Take Me Away to Planet Gay", Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
Take me away to planaday!
16 "Tonight We'll Just Get Drunk, Disturb the Bees", the Other Side - Jason Derulo
17 "I'm Blue If I Was Green I Would Die, and I Would Beat Off a Guy", Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
I hear “I’m blue Aberdeen I will die in Aberdeen I will die...”
18 "That Girl is a Real Round Pizza" Black Beatles - Rae Sremmurd
So you’re calling her fat? How rude!
I've genuinely seen people make this mistake!
19 "Think of Batman pooping snakes", You Can Fly - Peter Pan
And how is that supposed to help you fly? - SpectralOwl
20 "Hamster! a Dentist! Hard Porn! Steven Seagull", Wishmaster - Nightwish
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker. - Metal_Treasure
21 "Dreams of Dragon's Fire and of Baked Apple Pie", Enter Sandman - Metallica
Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure
22 "We're Happy, Freakin' Fused and Lonely at the Same Time", 22 - Taylor Swift
23 "I Am in Missouri", Misery - Maroon 5
It’s best to not give away your location.
24 "I Tried Carrying the Weight of the World, but I Only Have Two Heads", Wake Me Up - Avicii
25 "Puberty", Pyd - Justin Bieber
26 "Throw Up on Mexican Monkeys", Get Lucky - Daft Punk
27 "I Hit My Head Too Hard on the Dance Floor", Telephone - Lady Gaga
28 "Tiimmy Tiimmy Tiimmy Turner, He Was Wishing for a Burger", Tiimmy Turner - Desiigner
He just always wants to eat!
29 "You Making Meth for Me", Young Girls - Bruno Mars
30 "Feet So Big, I'm Stepping on Leopard Guns", Boom Boom Pow - The Black Eyed Peas
31 "You'll! Kiss! This Guy's D***!", Et - Katy Perry
32 "I'm a Man That's on a Mission, So Son, You'd Better Listen; He's Gonna F*** Your A**, He's an Electrician", CH-Check It Out - Beastie Boys
33 "You Got an Erection, Didn't You", Blue Orchid - White Stripes
34 "So we put our hands up like the silly candle does", Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
35 "She has got no upper body", Poker Face - Lady Gaga
36 "We Ain't Got No Family; We're Rocking for the Shell (Gas Station)", Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine
37 "Everyday eat 24 carrots and take a look in the mirror and tell me who's the fattest", That's What I Like - Bruno Mars
38 "Bitter lumpy presidents", Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguelera
39 "F*** a zombie", Focus - Ariana Grande
40 I'm Gaaaaaaay, i Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco
41 "F*** at your soul", Head Like a Hole - Nine Inch Nails
42 "Talking money need to urinate", Starboy - The Weeknd
43 "House so empty need a centipede", Starboy - The Weeknd
44 "When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies", When I Grow Up - The Pussycat Dolls
45 "I want you to caress me like a tropical priest", Touch My Body - Mariah Carey
46 "If there's a camel up a hill", Touch My Body - Mariah Carey
47 "Just like the cow on the commercial", Shake It Off - Mariah Carey
48 "Trying to blame it on my bacon", Bulletproof - Godsmack
49 "No one knows what it's like to be the Batman", Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
50 "And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the street for sure", Alright - Kendrick Lamar