Funniest Misheard Lyrics in Songs

The Top Ten

1 "Sparing his life from this warm sausage tea" - Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen

2 "I’m just sippin’ on camel milk.", Hey Baby - No Doubt

3 "Have to wed myself with one of them gorgeous ladies.", Hey Baby - No Doubt

4 "People eat bulls**t!" - People = S**t, Slipknot

5 "Keep up, we're the porn stars.", Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson

6 "F*** a zombie", Focus - Ariana Grande

7 "West Virginia, mountain llama.", Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver

8 "Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane", Blank Space - Taylor Swift

This is what I hear:
Misheard: Got a lot of Starbucks Lovers
Lyric: Got a lot of a e x lovers.
I also heard "And with the nasty bar (or bra, or scar)

Yes this is just brilliant I love it

9 "If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish", Payphone - Maroon 5

10 "Bake that bunny, watch it burn", Counting Stars - One Republic

The new theme song for Fatal Attraction.

The Contenders

11 "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon", Complicated - Avril Lavigne

I can't hear her saying that in the song at all, I'm still hearing the original lyrics, "Honesty and promise me I'm never going find you fake it"

12 "Sometimes I need to pee alone", Kendrick Lamar - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe

Who pees with people around? Lol

13 "I wanna shut down the clown with you", Wild Ones - Flo Rida "I wanna shut down the clown with you"

14 "I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl, I'm a Skittle, I'm a Lighter. Yay!", Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

It's actually
I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a BEETLE!

So, what are you, exactly? No, no, Choose one please

15 "Feel the Russian through you from your head to your toes", Sing - Ed Sheeran

16 "What the f***? Why?", The Heart Wants What It Wants - Selena Gomez

17 "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?", You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

18 "I Chop My Penis Off", No Time - Playboi Carti

That's Playboi Carti's fault for mumbling too much.

19 "I might be young, but I ain't stupid, talking to the tacos with your tongue", Lips are Movin - Meghan Trainor

Yeah, those tacos have the most interesting conversations.

20 "So we put our hands up like the silly can holders", Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

21 "Tonight We'll Just Get Drunk, Disturb the Bees", the Other Side - Jason Derulo

22 "I'm Blue If I Was Green I Would Die, and I Would Beat Off a Guy", Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65

23 I'm Gaaaaaaay, i Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco

24 "I Watched My Grandpa Say Penis", Bout My Business - NBA Youngboy

If I'm not wrong I think he said "save pennies"

25 "Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew", Where Are U Now - Skrillex & Diplo

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