Top 10 Christmas Parody Songs

Merry Christmas, dear friends!
I made this list to provide you with some odd and funny alternative versions of Xmas songs (if you wanna have some fun or just got tired of hearing the classic Xmas songs)
The Top Ten
1 The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas. Lyrics are so true, you wouldn't believe!

2 Takin' Care of Christmas - Randy Bachman and Beverley Mahood

Takin' Care of Business parody

3 What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers

One of my all time favorite parody songs. Can't stop laughing

4 Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around - Bob Rivers

Parody of Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

5 Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

Parody of Rocking' Around the Christmas Tree

6 Spidey-Bells (A Hero's Lament) - Chris Pine

"Why did I agree to do this stupid song?
I have a degree in Chemical Engineering
I thought it would be fun to show this side of me
But now I feel it lacks artistic integrity"

Not even Miles's original Spider-Man was immune to a mid-life crisis.

7 The Christmas Can-Can - Straight No Chaser

When they sing the line "All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents", they make the part "... a tree, some..." sound like "a threesome" (play the sample to hear it)

8 Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas) - Twisted Sister

I prefer a tattoo of Dio...

9 Wreck the Malls - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

Parody of Deck the Halls. Wreck the Malls is so spot on!

10 Jingle Balls - Korn
The Contenders
11 Blue Christmas - Porky Pig
12 I'll Be Stoned for Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
13 We Wish You Weren't Living With Us - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

That's very good, too, especially the title, LOL. It's about the relatives visiting for Xmas who stay longer than you wish.
A parody of We Wish You a Merry Christmas

14 Three Lions (It's Coming Home for Christmas) - Baddiel, Skinner & The Lightning Seeds
15 Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
16 The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
17 Sled Zeppelin - Bob Rivers
18 Frosty - Afroman
19 Jingle Balls - Eminem
20 I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
21 Walking Round in Women's Underwear - Bob Rivers
22 12 Days of a Pop-Punk Christmas - Jarrod Alonge
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