Top 10 Humorous Reasons to Hate Mars Bars
I have to seriously warn you the dangers of Mars Bars and give all the 10 reasons I need for you to hate Mars BarsNote: This list is made to make fun of hating lists with absurd reasons for hating a show/music/artist
Of course it's offensive because it contains the word Mars! The one who made this offensive chocolate bar should deserve a 10 years of political correctness school!
*Emotionally triggered because admin changed the word "good" to humorous on the title*
Oh my god! That is so racist! The person who made it must be a Ku Klux Klan member!
Ever since I sat next to some obese guy with a absurd sounding accent made me believe that Mars Bars are specifically made for obese Scottish people only
The person who made it must be a chocolate supremacist! To the person who made it... Check your privilige!
I can't believe the person who made it use milk from cows. We all know that hippo milk are much better than cow milk
Because I'm a hipster and the fact that everyone loves it makes me automatically hate it because everyone loves it!
At my 7th birthday, the Mars Bars suddenly came to life and killed my parents, burned down the house and stole my bike. That is the day where I hated Mars Bars ever since
Of course! Taking one bite from that bar can have some guy kill you for that one bar! Spread the awareness people!
Because it exist and that is a valid reason to hate something
We all know that white people are the worst in the world because they're white and that makes them automatically racist! Don't worry illegal Mexicans, you'll be fine with all your 27 childrens and your cocaine! *Sarcasm*