Top 10 Weirdest WikiHow Articles that Actually Exist

There are over 200,000 articles currently on the WikiHow website. Despite the often questionable quality provided by its contributors, some articles can be informative and useful.

However, WikiHow has a weird side if you dig deeper into the rabbit hole. This is what happens when any internet user is allowed to freely contribute to a website.

The Top Ten

  1. How to Accept That Your Computer Is Slow

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    The title is pretty weird itself. As a person with a cheap laptop, all you have to do is become patient or be careful about what you click on. Get used to the sluggish performance of your device.

  2. How to Calculate Pi by Throwing Frozen Hot Dogs

    While there are many ways to solve a math problem, this method of calculating pi is a specific yet bizarre way to do so. The most surprising thing is that some people find this helpful. This method can pretty much apply to any food that you're throwing. Despite the humorous title, it's pretty informative and can be worth a read if you're looking for more ways to solve math problems.

    Actually, this is kind of interesting, although I'm sure you could use a pencil rather than hot dogs. No use wasting delicious food, huh?

  3. How to Apologize to a Cat

    A weird title on its own, but it could be pretty helpful to consider if your cat has a disobedient demeanor lately.

    This one is actually useful. Not for me, though. I'm a dog person.

    A cat can't understand our language.

  4. How to Breathe

    Just breathe! Otherwise, this article is pretty much helpful if you want to breathe "better," or consider if you are stressed and have really no clue how to relax.

    Oh no, I forgot how to breathe! Thank God I found this article. It took me 40 seconds to find, so I can spend 27 minutes reading it!

    This article is useless. By the time you think about Googling it, you've already died from asphyxiation.

  5. How to Shower With a Lemon

    Looking at the title of this article can be weird at first, assuming you're taking it literally. Surprisingly, this article explains a good alternative method of scrubbing your body with lemon, since citrus is a substitute for soap.

    My way:

    Step 1: Decide to shower with a lemon.

    Step 2: Walk to the fridge.

    Step 3: Find a lemon.

    Step 4: Get the lemon.

    Step 5: Grab the lemon.

    Step 6: Hold the lemon.

    Step 7: Walk to the shower.

    Step 8: Get in the shower.

    Step 9: Turn the shower on.

    Step 10: Enjoy how clever you are.

    I wrote this article. I shower with lemons and they speak to me in the dark. They have voices and I am the only one who can hear them. Do you hear the voices too?

  6. How to Eat Food

    Dang, I'm 39 and I've never tried eating food. Good thing I can just search up how to eat!

    I usually swallow food because I'm too lazy to chew.

    Like other people said, this is pretty useless.

  7. How to Stop an Adult Disposable Diaper Addiction

    Perhaps one of the weirdest articles to exist on WikiHow so far. Most adults, teenagers, and preteens don't really bother about diapers when they move out of their toddler phase, unless they are a parent of a young child. Yet, this specific article treats diaper addiction as if it is a normal problem.

  8. How to Practice Nudity in Your Family

    I almost peed when I saw this. Does anyone do this? I don't understand why someone would do this. Unless your family is into things like that, this article is useless. I've never heard of this before.

    Honestly, why would anyone do this? No one would really like to see anyone naked in their family.

  9. How to Buy Nothing

    Simple, just buy "nothing," literally. Despite the slightly humorous title, it's surprisingly informative if you have a major spending problem. Otherwise, the word choice of the article could have been better.

    Step 1: Decide when you don't want to buy anything.

    Step 2: Put your wallet away.

    Step 3: Be proud of yourself for saving money.

    And this is how to buy nothing:

    Step One: Mission Accomplished! You've learned how to buy nothing!

  10. How to Seduce Your Professor

    Some teachers can be considered hot by some students, but this kind of "teacher" obsession takes it to the next level. You don't really need to seduce your professor in order to perform well in school. This obsession is pretty unhealthy if you ask me.

    Ah, darn it! I wish I knew this article existed sooner. Now I don't have a course with her anymore...

    Why would you possibly do that? Chances are they are like 20 or something years older.

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    This is for people from the 1800s.

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  13. How to Determine if You're Addicted to Wearing Diapers as an Adult

    Addicted is a strange term for it. I mean, some kids take longer than others to grow out of it, but I have never heard anyone describe it as an addiction.

    The sequel to the adult disposable diaper addiction problem.

    I fainted when I saw this. It's too funny!

  14. How to Avoid Becoming a Sexual Predator

  15. How to Stop a Wedding

    In general, a pretty pointless article, unless you are a jealous party pooper and want to ruin someone's wedding. But otherwise, it's a helpful one if you strongly think the wedding seems illegal, such as child marriage, which is illegal in some countries.

    Reminds me of that episode of The Looney Tunes Show where Daffy claims he hasn't crashed a wedding in a month.

  16. How to Be Annoying

    I annoy my mum by picking her hair or talking about Raditz.

    Shout or do anything provoking. That'll do it.

    Scream for no reason. Simple yet effective.

  17. How to Urinate in the Ocean Discreetly

    Yeah, "discreetly." In most situations, you have enough time to reach the bathroom from the beach. Just consider this specific article when going to a beach where there are no nearby bathrooms to be found.

    Honestly, no one would notice anyway, especially in the age of social distancing.

  18. How to Avoid Becoming a Weeaboo

    Normal option (highly recommended if you want to stay sane): Keep yourself in check. See how insane weeaboos act and try to avoid acting like them. Respect other people's opinions. You can still watch anime, but avoid going into the fandoms, or at least avoid the degenerate parts of anime fandoms. Every anime nowadays has a bad side of their fanbase. It's inevitable. Also make sure that you don't become a rabid anime hater since that's just as bad as a weeaboo.

    Paranoid option (please don't follow this you'll become worse than what you swore to avoid becoming): Avoid everything anime-related. Purge most of your knowledge about anime. If you start becoming curious about anime related stuff, don't follow it. Avoid talking about anime and anyone who talks about anime often.

  19. How to Fight With a Stick

    As if you're pretending you're in an RPG game, but it actually makes sense considering you're in an emergency situation such as a bear attacking you on a hike.

    I gave up fighting with a stick - the stick always won.

    I gave up fighting with the stick - the stick always won.

  20. How to Have Fun Being Naked

    You might want to ask yourself why you should really enjoy being naked, especially if you plan on doing that in public. Otherwise, just a weird article unless you are an insane person that dares to do this.

    I sometimes get naked in my room and go on the computer or just sit around.

  21. How to Get Someone Fired

    Taking this with no thought, it's pretty cruel to fire someone without a good reason, especially if they have been loyal to a company for a long time.

  22. How to Be a Christian Emo

  23. How to Listen to Music

    Warning: These steps are incredibly hard to follow.

    Step one: Open Spotify, YouTube, or any other streaming service.

    Step two: Search for your favorite song.

    Step three: Click on it.

    That's how you listen to music!

    A pretty pointless list. Just go with the beat.

    Useful for deaf people, I guess.

  24. How to Be a Furry

    I already know because I am a furry.

  25. How to Get to Sleep on Christmas Eve

    Pretty specific in a weird way. Some of the advice in this article could go the same if you want to sleep more easily.

    I can't sleep on Christmas Eve because I'm too excited for Christmas Day!

    It's pretty hard, especially for younger folks.

  26. How to Use a Computer Mouse

    This might have been useful for people before 1995, when computers were new. It could also be useful for teens today who primarily use phones instead of computers.

    It's only useful for people who don't know how to use computers.

  27. How to Walk

    Unless you have a weird walking gait, and assuming that you're healthy, or if you are willing to stay a bit more fit, this is an article to consider looking at. Otherwise, it's seen as a pointless article for most people.

    I don't know how to walk. I forgot how to, so I gotta grab my computer! AHHHHHHH, it's not close enough. 3 days later. I'm thirsty. 4 days later. Wait, you can only last up to 7 days without water at best. I. dies

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