Top 10 Weirdest WikiHow Articles that Actually Exist

A weird title on its own, but it could be pretty helpful to consider if your cat has a disobedient demeanor lately.

This one is actually useful. Not for me, though. I'm a dog person.

A cat can't understand our language.

While there are many ways to solve a math problem, this method of calculating pi is a specific yet bizarre way to do so. The most surprising thing is that some people find this helpful. This method can pretty much apply to any food that you're throwing. Despite the humorous title, it's pretty informative and can be worth a read if you're looking for more ways to solve math problems.

Actually, this is kind of interesting, although I'm sure you could use a pencil rather than hot dogs. No use wasting delicious food, huh?

Just breathe! Otherwise, this article is pretty much helpful if you want to breathe "better," or consider if you are stressed and have really no clue how to relax.

Oh no, I forgot how to breathe! Thank God I found this article. It took me 40 seconds to find, so I can spend 27 minutes reading it!

This article is useless. By the time you think about Googling it, you've already died from asphyxiation.

I annoy my mum by picking her hair or talking about Raditz.

Shout or do anything provoking. That'll do it.

Scream for no reason. Simple yet effective.

Looking at the title of this article can be weird at first, assuming you're taking it literally. Surprisingly, this article explains a good alternative method of scrubbing your body with lemon, since citrus is a substitute for soap.

My way:
Step 1: Decide to shower with a lemon.
Step 2: Walk to the fridge.
Step 3: Find a lemon.
Step 4: Get the lemon.
Step 5: Grab the lemon.
Step 6: Hold the lemon.
Step 7: Walk to the shower.
Step 8: Get in the shower.
Step 9: Turn the shower on.
Step 10: Enjoy how clever you are.

I wrote this article. I shower with lemons and they speak to me in the dark. They have voices and I am the only one who can hear them. Do you hear the voices too?

Simple, just buy "nothing," literally. Despite the slightly humorous title, it's surprisingly informative if you have a major spending problem. Otherwise, the word choice of the article could have been better.

Step 1: Decide when you don't want to buy anything.
Step 2: Put your wallet away.
Step 3: Be proud of yourself for saving money.

And this is how to buy nothing:

Step One: Mission Accomplished! You've learned how to buy nothing!

Dang, I'm 39 and I've never tried eating food. Good thing I can just search up how to eat!

I usually swallow food because I'm too lazy to chew.

Like other people said, this is pretty useless.

Perhaps one of the weirdest articles to exist on WikiHow so far. Most adults, teenagers, and preteens don't really bother about diapers when they move out of their toddler phase, unless they are a parent of a young child. Yet, this specific article treats diaper addiction as if it is a normal problem.

Some teachers can be considered hot by some students, but this kind of "teacher" obsession takes it to the next level. You don't really need to seduce your professor in order to perform well in school. This obsession is pretty unhealthy if you ask me.

Ah, darn it! I wish I knew this article existed sooner. Now I don't have a course with her anymore...

Why would you possibly do that? Chances are they are like 20 or something years older.

Yeah, "discreetly." In most situations, you have enough time to reach the bathroom from the beach. Just consider this specific article when going to a beach where there are no nearby bathrooms to be found.

Honestly, no one would notice anyway, especially in the age of social distancing.

As if you're pretending you're in an RPG game, but it actually makes sense considering you're in an emergency situation such as a bear attacking you on a hike.

I gave up fighting with a stick - the stick always won.

I gave up fighting with the stick - the stick always won.