Top Ten Weirdest WikiHow Articles that Actually Exist

A weird title on its own, but could be pretty helpful to consider if your cat has a disobedient demeanor lately.

This one is actually useful. Not for me, though, I'm a dog person.

A cat can't understand our language.

I need this. My cat hates me.

While there are many ways to solve a math problem, this method of calculating pi is a specific yet bizarre way to calculate pi. The most surprising thing is that some people find this helpful. This method pretty much can apply to any food that you're throwing. Despite the humorous title, it's pretty informative and can be a worth to read if you're looking forward for more ways to solve math problems.

Actually this is kind of interesting, although I'm sure you could use a pencil rather than hot dogs. No use wasting delicious food, huh?

Almost died of laughter when I saw this.

This list is absolutely funny.

Just- just breathe! Otherwise, this article is pretty much helpful if you want to breathe more "better", or consider if you are stressed and have really no clue to relax.

Oh no, I forgot how to breathe! Thank God, I found this article that took me 40 seconds to find so I can spend 27 minutes reading it!

This article is useless. By the time you think about Googling it, you've already died from asphyxiation.

Oh no I don't know how to breathe! Better look for a wikihow article for this before I- *dies*

I annoy my mum by picking her hair or talking about Raditz.

Shout or do anything provoking, that'll do it.

Even babies know how to do this.

Looking at the title of this article can be weird at first, assuming you're taking it literally. Surprisingly, this article explains a good alternative method of scrubbing your body with lemon, since the citrus is a substitute for soap.

My way: Step 1: Decide to shower with lemon Step 2: Walk to fridge Step 3: Find lemon Step 4: Get lemon Step 5: Grab lemon Step 6: Hold lemon Step 7: Walk to shower Step 8: Get in shower Step 9: Turn shower on Step 10: Enjoy how clever you are.

I wrote this article. I shower with lemons and they speak to me in the dark. They have voices and I am the only one who can hear them. Do you hear the voices too?

That brings up another question: does it sting when you rub it on your privates?

A really pointless article in which we were all thought to do this since toddlerhood.

Dang, I'm 39 and I never tried eating food. Good thing I can just search up how to eat!

Most People know how eat Food since they were Toddlers. Useless.

I usually swallow food because I'm too lazy to chew.

Perhaps one of the weirdest articles to exist in WikiHow so far. Most adults, teenagers, and preteens don't really bother about diapers when they go out from their toddler phase, unless they are a parent of a young child. Yet however, this specific article treats as if diaper addiction is a normal problem.

Really this exists

Some teachers can be considered hot by some students, but this kind of "teacher" obsession takes it to the next level. You don't really need to seduce your professor in order to perform well in school. This obsession is pretty unhealthy if you ask me.

Ah darn it! I wish I knew this article existed sooner. Now I don't have a course with her anymore...

Why would you possibly do that? Chances are they are like 20 or something years older.

Is this a fetish or?

Yeah, "discreetly". In most situations you have enough time to reach the bathroom from the beach. Just consider this specific article when going to a beach where there are no nearby bathrooms to be found around.

Honestly, no one would notice anyways, especially in the age of social distancing.

As if you're pretending that you're in an RPG game, but it actually makes sense considering you're in an emergency situation such as a bear attacking you on a hike.

I gave up fighting with a stick - the stick always won.

I gave up fighting with the stick - the stick always won.