Top 10 Worst Types of GoAnimate Videos
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Grounded/Time Out Videos
Obviously. Unfortunately, it's the most common type of video on the website. That's what GoAnimate is known for. There doesn't even have to be a reason for the character to get grounded. Sometimes, the parents take sadistic pleasure in grounding and assaulting their child, especially in the case of Boris from Caillou.
These are the worst grounded videos ever!
Caillou gets grounded for nothing.
Dora gets grounded for nothing.
Lily gets grounded for nothing.
They are absolutely the worst GoAnimate videos ever!
I do admit there are a few Grounded Videos that are actually pretty funny, but most of them are just bland and uninspired, especially the grounded for nothing videos!
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Character Eliminations
Boy, if you thought Grounded Videos, Dead Meat Videos, Punishment Day Videos, etc., were boring and uninspired, just wait until you see Character Eliminations. These could not be any more shameless. Let me give you a basic rundown, as this can be applied to every Character Elimination series ever.
Character Eliminations are shameless BFDI/BFB rip-offs. The only significant difference is that they are mostly made with huge amounts of bias and rigging. The character that is eliminated is not normally voted out. Instead, the character that is eliminated is based on who the creator wants to eliminate. So, no matter who you vote for, your vote is essentially worthless because the creator will rig the results anyway!
Not to mention, the creator will eliminate the user/character they dislike the most first. It's sheer bias and rigging. The most notable example has to be Weatherstar4000video. He puts no effort into his content, which automatically makes it worse. Additionally, users that the creator dislikes are portrayed as slaves. They do something good or bad and are killed off immediately afterward. It's just shameless bias and rigging, that's it. They're BFDI/BFB rip-offs.
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Punishment Day
These punishments are extreme and murderous. As I've said, it's child abuse. Why not include some realistic ones, like confiscating a child's phone for a period, say, the next 24 hours?
I don't think burying a 4-year-old alive should even be in these videos. If someone did this in real life, they would be in serious trouble.
How is the epitome of child abuse only at spot #21? These videos are just as bad, if not worse, than grounded videos.
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Videos Trying to Be Movies
Some movies are actually pretty good, like "Caillou and Boris" by Isaac Anderson. However, most other movies just end up being cringe.
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Character Lists
My by the numbers list 5000 will come out on December 30, 2019, as my final character list.
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Dead Meat Videos
These types of videos can be irritating. They usually have characters getting the worst cards after all the good ones have been taken, such as black or red cards. This is not fair since the characters users don't like get these cards and end up in "dead meat," meaning they are expelled forever. These videos are not realistic and very stupid. It is wrong to give children a long time off school without permission. These videos are often mean-spirited.
This is not how the school system works.
I could understand if maybe the cards were given out as prizes or rewards, but giving a long time off (such as a whole year off) is not how it should be.
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Grounded/Death Threats
Grounded/Death Threats are also a waste of time. That's why I included them in the list.
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Held Back Videos
What am I thinking?! "Held Back" videos are misleading. They should have been called "Demoted Videos" since the victim(s) are sent back a grade. But "held back" implies staying behind for a period of time. That's just wrong!
Being "held back" means that you repeat the same grade you completed. It does not mean getting sent back a grade.
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Hate Comments
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Assault Videos
Child abuse, for real. People make these because they are trying to be "cool," as most of the videos are centered around characters they claim are "for babies" from "baby shows" (e.g., Caillou, Dora the Explorer, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Hello Kitty, Arthur, SpongeBob SquarePants, etc.). They pretend to dislike the characters.
I understand it's not real, but why would you celebrate your child's death? That is NOT okay! Even if you don't like the character, it is still not okay to promote child abuse like that - brat or not, fictional character or not, hated or not.
Most of these people just want to hate on these characters because they are "for babies." The people who are abusing their children are the ones who should be in "dead meat forever."
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Commentary Videos
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Fred Jones Videos
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Behavior Card Day Videos
This is not how the school system works. If the cards were for prizes or something similar, that would be fine. However, giving a student an entire year off, one week off, or allowing them to graduate forever is not how it goes.
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GoAnimate-Styled Rants/Salutes
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Warren Style Punishment Videos
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Sequel/Prequel Videos
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Plastic Surgery Videos
This seems more like changing the costume at a hospital. It's not very realistic.
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Alvin Hung Torture Videos
I've created content like this before, but I won't anymore. If I continue, Alvin Hung will be very angry with me, especially if all of my torture videos about him get shared publicly.
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Cyberbullying Videos
I can't bring myself to endorse this anymore.
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Rants
Oh, god. These videos are bad as hell. They use words that are off.
Example:
Nihao Kai-Lan? More like Screw You Dai-Lan. Then, there's this whole failure adventure stuff. They even add in gross parts, such as the characters liking to have sex at night, eating poop for dinner, drinking their own pee when they are thirsty, going to school naked when it is time for school to begin, and wearing diapers as their underwear. WTF?! That is so gross! Nobody wants to hear that!
These should be in first place. Rants are just the same stuff.
A user bashes a show relentlessly while ignoring any of its positive traits. They make personal attacks against both the creator and the show's fans, up to and including saying they should die. The same insults are used in literally every video of this type.
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Fetish Videos
They even ruined vore. If you manage to mess up one of the few decent fetishes, you know something's gone wrong.
Is GoAnimate even an appropriate platform for that?
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These Shows Rock and Suck Playlists
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(Character) Videos with Copyrighted Material
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Getting Fat at Restaurants
Who would ever buy 2 million Big Macs at McDonald's? In reality, the person could suffer from obesity, and their life could be at risk.
It is unrealistic to order billions of burgers at a restaurant.
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These Movies Rock and Suck Playlists
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UTTP
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Logo Remakes