Best Jesse Pinkman Quotes From Breaking Bad

The Top Ten

1 This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…. bitch.

2 I'M A BLOW FISH! BLOW FISH! YEEEAAAH! BLOW FISHIN' THIS UP!

3 Yo 148, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin’ the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave it at the tone!

4 Oh so what? I can do anything? I can kill as many dogs as I want, but hooray for me cause I'm a great guy? The only reason I'm here... Is to sell ya meth! I don' give a s**t about you.I made you my bitch! Are you okay with that? Can you accept that?

5 Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science!

6 Say you want this!

7 Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?

8 You either run from things, or you face them, Mr. White.

This is quite true

9 Oh, what I can talk now?

10 Gatorade me, bitch!

The Contenders

11 Where's my money, bitch!?

12 Oh well, Heil Hitler bitch

13 Dude, you scared the s*** out of me. When you say it's contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an ebola leak or something.

14 Aahhhh, wire!

15 Hearts and minds, right? Get them young and they’ll be yours forever.

16 Yeah bitch! Magnets!

17 Yo, does someone have an ax I can use?!

18 He can't keep getting away with it!

19 I will haunt his crusty ass forever… until the day he sticks a gun up his mouth, and pulls the trigger. Just to get me out of his head.

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