Illuminati Confirmed

AlphaQ Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice has 6 letters. Suicide Squad has 2 letters. 6 - 2 = 4. 420 is 3 letters. (4 + 2 + 0) X 3 = 18. I need to be 18 to eat bagels with strawberry flavored potato. 18 - 15 = 3. 6/2 = 3. 3 X 3 = 9. Batman V Superman has 15 letters whole Suicide Squad has 12 letters. 15 + 12 = 18. The movie was released in 2016 and so as Suicide Squad. 2 + 0 + 1 + 6 = 9. Batman's farted on his 9th Birthday. 18/9 = 2. Batman has 2 Nipples. 2 - 2 = 0. The illuminati gives 0 f( )cks. The Joker has 8 letters while Harley Quimn has 11 letters. 8/11 is one word from 9/11 which means that Batman caused 9/11. 11 is one word away from 10. 9 + 10 = 19. No, wait. It's 21. The Joker has raped a 21 year old goat. Therefore he is Tyga. 8/4 = 2. Superman gets 2 spankings a year. 8/2 = 4. The Illuminati 4ted. Illuminati has 10 letters while lol has 3. 10/3 = 3.33333. The illuminati has 3 sides. The illuminati is a triangle. Know what else is triangle? That's right. And upside down triangle. An upside down triangle looks like a Dorito. Know what else looks like a Dorito? You guessed it! A Dorito's clone. The song Heathens is from Suicide Squad. 8/12 = lol i dont care which has 12 letters. Therefore 8/12 = 12. The illuminati eats 12 hotdogs a day. Hotdog has 6 letters. 12/6 = 2. The illuminati has 2 buttcheeks. 2 Chainz is a clown. A killer clown is a clown. Coincidence? Didn't think so. Clown has 5 words. 2 Chainz has 7 words. There is a song called 7 Years. It is torture. Drinkin bleach is also torture? Isn't it suspicious? Hell yea. 7 Years has 6 words, bleach has 6 words. 6/6 = 1. The illuminati has 1 eye. Therefore, Batman is Illuminati.

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I knew something was suspicious about batman - visitor