Random Stupid Music "Jokes"

MontyPython Ringo: Ay Paul I wrote a song about octopuses!

Paul: Actually the correct term is "Octopi".

Ringo: WELL F*CK YOU TOO THEN.
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Robert Plant: I'm a slut.

Jimmy Page: Robert wtf

Robert: FOR LEMONS DAMMIT JIMMY LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES
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Keith Moon: *Blows up toilet* Get rekt

Keith Moon: *Crashes car into swimming pool* Get

Keith Moon: *Causes Pete to go deaf in his left ear* Rekt

Keith Moon: *Just blows everything up* M8
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Roger Waters: David, knock knock.

David Gilmour: Who's there?

Roger Waters: *runs off*

David Gilmour: DAMN YOU DING DONG DITCHEERRRRRRS!
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Brian Jones: Mick, put down David Bowie.

Mick: NO HE'S TOO PRECIOUS AND PRETTY
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(David Bowie had a fear of Jimmy Page)

Jimmy Page: Hi Bowie.

David Bowie: SPAWN OF SATAN *Throws cross*

Jimmy: Wtf man
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Roger Daltrey: GODDAMMIT I'M THE OLDEST AND DON'T FORGET IT

John Entwistle: Hey shorty.

Pete Townshend: Shorty shorts.

Keith Moon: Strawberry shortcake.

Roger: FFFFFFFFFF
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send me a music artist so I can make a stupid joke with them.

Comments

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Jon Bon Jovi
John cCooper
James Hetfield
Bruce Dickinson
Tom Araya
Layne Staley
Klaus Meine
David Draiman's
Corey Taylor
Dee Snider
Rob Zombie - bobbythebrony (1/15/2016)

John Lennon
Elvis Presley
Michael Jackson
Freddie Mercury
Paul McCartney
Kurt Kobain
Frank Sinatra
Can't think of any more. Also, these are pretty bad. - Martinglez (1/16/2016)

I know, I was tired when I wrote these. I don't find them funny, I find them stupid. - MontyPython (1/16/2016)

You can still laugh at stupid stuff. Their stupidity makes them funny. - Skullkid755 (10/1/2016)