Random Stupid Music "Jokes" #2

MontyPython Kurt Cobain: I'm so happy, cuz today I found my friends.

Dave and Krist: Aww, how nice-

Kurt: THEYRE IN MY HEAD.

Dave: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

Krist: *Facepalm*

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God: Sorry Bruce, you gotta die.

Bruce Dickinson: IF YOU'RE REAL, WHY DO YOU LET ME DIE??!?!?!

Steve Harris: *Runs out with bass and begins playing out of nowhere*

Bruce: Steve I was having a MOMENT.

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Me: You see, Dr. Peterson, I have a Beatles obsession. Everywhere I look, I see the Beatles.

Therapist: Wow! It's a good thing you came to me for help.

Me: HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! HELP!

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Jon Bon Jovi: WHOOOAAAA, LIVIN ON LIFE SUPPORT!

Richie Sambora: Wtf Jon

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Axl Rose: I hate everyone...

Izzy Stradlin: Axl, we've been friends since-

Axl: Okay okay, except you.

Izzy: Yay. :3

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These aren't meant to be funny, they're meant to be stupid. Send me some musicians so I can make a "joke" about them.

Comments

Dee Snider
John Cooper
David Draiman
Layne Staley - bobbythebrony

The+rapist=Therapist? - bobbythebrony

Personally I think this will happen when Bruce actually dies. - Brobusky