Random Stupid Music "Jokes" #2
MontyPython Kurt Cobain: I'm so happy, cuz today I found my friends.Dave and Krist: Aww, how nice-
Kurt: THEYRE IN MY HEAD.
Dave: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
Krist: *Facepalm*
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God: Sorry Bruce, you gotta die.
Bruce Dickinson: IF YOU'RE REAL, WHY DO YOU LET ME DIE??!?!?!
Steve Harris: *Runs out with bass and begins playing out of nowhere*
Bruce: Steve I was having a MOMENT.
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Me: You see, Dr. Peterson, I have a Beatles obsession. Everywhere I look, I see the Beatles.
Therapist: Wow! It's a good thing you came to me for help.
Me: HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! HELP!
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Jon Bon Jovi: WHOOOAAAA, LIVIN ON LIFE SUPPORT!
Richie Sambora: Wtf Jon
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Axl Rose: I hate everyone...
Izzy Stradlin: Axl, we've been friends since-
Axl: Okay okay, except you.
Izzy: Yay. :3
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These aren't meant to be funny, they're meant to be stupid. Send me some musicians so I can make a "joke" about them.
Comments
Dee Snider
John Cooper
David Draiman
Layne Staley - bobbythebrony
The+rapist=Therapist? - bobbythebrony
Personally I think this will happen when Bruce actually dies. - Brobusky