Hot Country Songs Fall 16... RANKED!!!

ProPanda I hate country music....

AWFUL
25. Rock On: Worst country song, if not overall song of the year
24. Song For Another Time: Awfully bland
23. It Don't Hurt Like It Used Too: Depressingly annoying
22. Move: Why is Luke Bryan still releasing singles? Better yet, why are we buying them?
21. I Know Somebody: Repetiveness gets on my nerves in this genre
20. Different For Girls: STOP
BAD
19. Wanna Be That Song: Ew.
18. If The Boot Fits: Ew.
17. Lovin Lately: Brag country.. I think
16, How I'll Alaways Be: Tim Mcgraw is over
15. Vice: Awful production...
14. Blue Ain't Your Color: Technically awful, but nice guitar
13. May We All: Stereotype country
12. Setting The World On Fire: Very bland
11. Sleep Without You: Zzz
MEH
10. Dirty Laundry: Alright, but Carrie's done better
9. Middle Of A Memory: Ok, but no YSBH
8. HOLY: Still have no idea what to think
7. A Little More Summertime: Ok.
6. Star Of The Show: Rhett's best song
5. Livin The Dream: Ok.
4. Forever Country: Couldn't care less
GOOD
3. I Met A Girl: I liked his debut
GREAT
2. 80s Mercedes: Maren Morris is a blessing
1. Parachute: As is Chris Stapleton

SCORE: 47.2%

America bite me with yo whiskey

Comments

SCRUB TIER
25. This guy's name is Tucker Beathard. (This still wasn't even the worst song of the week it came out of, Look at Look Alive)
24. I Can't Move When You Blow Hard
23. I Know Somebody Who Likes This Song...NOT
22. Blue Ain't A Color That You Should Be Talking About, It's My Second Favorite Color
21. Different For Sexists
20. May We All Hate This Song
19. Wanna Be That Terrible, Terrible Song
18. If The Boot FITS! Say That Again. If The Boot Fits. Okay Cowboy...

BAD TIER
17. I Know I'll Slop Together Another Mess Tomorrow Night
16. High On Loving You
15. Hatin' Lately
14. How I'll Always Be Forgettable
13. Setting The Forgettable Shlock On Fire
12. Garbage For No Time

MEH TIER
11. Star Of This Guy's Miserable Career
10. Livin' The Dream Of Being z...

DECENT TIER
9. It Don't Hurt Like It Used To
8. Do My Laundry. Now.

GOOD TIER
7. I Can Sleep Without This, Kinda
6. A Little More Sunshine
5. Why Is This Not You Should Be Here

GREAT TIER
4. I Met A Guy Who Sings Country Pretty Well
3. Forever a collab with Brad Paisley, Keith Urban, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Little Big Town, Luke Bryan, Miranda Lambert, Blake Shelton, George Strait, Kacey Musgraves, Eric Church, Ronnie Milsap, Charley Pride, Dierks Bentley, Trisha Yearwood, Lady Antebellum, Darius Rucker, Martina McBride, Jason Aldean, Rascal Flatts, Willie Nelson, Brooks & Dunn, Alabama, Brett Eldredge, Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Vince Gill, Carrie Underwood, and Dolly Parton
2. Parachute By Chris Brown
1. Mercedez by RiFF RAFF Except It's Country For Some Reason

SCORE: 48/125. I hated this more than you did, and I LIKE country music. - WonkeyDude98

I'm kinda surprised. We had the same sized AWFUL tier, and you had a bigger GREAT tier... - ProPanda

What are you talking about? I had two more songs that got into the SCRUB TIER.

It's probably because at least one song contributes a point on your scale. - WonkeyDude98

Aside from 4-5 changes, this one has actually aged the best of the seasonal ranked posts. - ProPanda